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[Dixie_Flyer]

Just remember you lose to Krieg cause the almighty Concep does not allow them to lose. If they lose they are beaten and put into solitary confinement for a week.

 

Edited by Dixie_Flyer, 03 March 2016 - 09:30 AM.

[pastore123]

Dixie_Flyer, on 03 March 2016 - 01:29 AM, said:

Just remember you lose to Krieg cause the almighty Concep does not allow them to lose. If they lose they are beaten and put into solitary confinement for a week.

 

 

ive seen survivor testimonials on YouTube... Solitary confinement is not a happy place...

[pastore123]

skyking21, on 02 March 2016 - 09:49 PM, said:

Who is krig? Sounds like a southern dish.  

 

he meant to say Craig... Bahahaha

[TheFluffyPinkDeath]

_G_E_M_, on 03 March 2016 - 12:28 AM, said:

When i think of Krieg i think of #1 Bad clan in NA

are GRIM not scary enough for you? do we i suck that much?

 

_G_E_M_ is OP, doesn't run equipment on tanks. Unlike my stat-buying [edited]._.

[TheFluffyPinkDeath]

Whenever I see USCUM, I look at the name after seeing the clan to see if they're good enough for me to have trouble with them, which is only like 6 people. The rest are fairly easy game

[YourMomCallsMeOedipus]

DeathToAllNoobs, on 03 March 2016 - 02:58 AM, said:

Whenever I see USCUM, I look at the name after seeing the clan to see if they're good enough for me to have trouble with them, which is only like 6 people. The rest are fairly easy game

 

[Ksftwe]

Krieg isn't invincible...if there's one thing I really hate, it's the stupid "we have Krieg, we win" or "Krieg on red, we lose" comments. First, if you have unicums on your team, SUPPORT THEM. I actually once had a T28 Proto say "we have Krieg, no need to try" and proceed to go AFK. Seriously, this kind of attitude is horrendous. And yes, we lost that match. Unicums may have some things average folk don't, but they're not armed with I-Win buttons. Play normally; if anything, try even harder so they know you're not just an idiotic pubbie, and may just encourage them to protect you a bit more. Not all allies are treated equal; I can only do so much and help so many. Who do you think I'll choose to support, the player who's playing like he's focused, or the player who's going "lalalalalala we win" before the game even began?

 

Secondly, if you see good players on red, do NOT drop everything and lose hope. A grand majority of my losses come from teams simply being complete dolts: flanking on Mines, flanking on Winter Mal, going city in Middleburg, etc. I'm sure everyone has suffered this. And, of course, no matter my incredible skillz, hax, or statz, I make mistakes. Plenty of them. Don't look at someone's purple win rate and see them as unbeatable. As I said, unicums don't come auto-equipped with infinite alpha damage or magic 5,000mm armor on their tanks. Shoot them when they're not looking. Avoid doing stupid things, like YOLO rushing at them without support. I really don't like it when people say stuff like "it's Grim we'll never win" or "Krieg gg we lose." It's a bad attitude, and that alone probably hurts you more than the unicums' actual skills.

[ahredstealth]

Ksftwe, on 03 March 2016 - 03:19 PM, said:

Play normally; if anything, try even harder so they know you're not just an idiotic pubbie, and may just encourage them to protect you a bit more. 

 

I think play normally...  Don't try harder.  It ends with over exposing and dying while looking like a complete window licker in front of them.  Ask me how I know.

 

Just go about your business.  Get to a good spot, and play your game.  Keep an eye out for them, and realize they'll more then likely have a few tricks you can learn from, even if they are on Red.  Then use those tricks in the next game.

[Ksftwe]

ahredstealth, on 03 March 2016 - 04:47 PM, said:

 

I think play normally...  Don't try harder.  It ends with over exposing and dying while looking like a complete window licker in front of them.  Ask me how I know.

 

Just go about your business.  Get to a good spot, and play your game.  Keep an eye out for them, and realize they'll more then likely have a few tricks you can learn from, even if they are on Red.  Then use those tricks in the next game.

 

Right; point is, don't be a slacker, because every game with a unicum you still have a 30% chance to lose. If you're not familiar with probabilities, that's a pretty disconcertingly large percentage.

[ahredstealth]

Ksftwe, on 03 March 2016 - 04:41 PM, said:

 

Right; point is, don't be a slacker, because every game with a unicum you still have a 30% chance to lose. If you're not familiar with probabilities, that's a pretty disconcertingly large percentage.

 

Unless they are platooned.  Because then simple math states that if they are 70% win rate unicums, you will win 140% of the time.

 

70% + 70% = 140%  That's how it works right?

 

Or is it multiply.  70% * 70% = 49%...  wait no... that's not right either...

 

sin (70) maybe?  That works out to 94%...  yeah, that's got to be it...

 

So moral of the story... just go about your business...  nothing to see here.

[Rocket_na]

Who is Krig?

[Ksftwe]

ahredstealth, on 03 March 2016 - 05:58 PM, said:

 

Unless they are platooned.  Because then simple math states that if they are 70% win rate unicums, you will win 140% of the time.

 

70% + 70% = 140%  That's how it works right?

 

Or is it multiply.  70% * 70% = 49%...  wait no... that's not right either...

 

sin (70) maybe?  That works out to 94%...  yeah, that's got to be it...

 

So moral of the story... just go about your business...  nothing to see here.

 

1 - 0.3²

 

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[Ookla_the_Mok]

G3N0CIDE, on 02 March 2016 - 11:23 PM, said:

Alright, so whenever my lazy and pathetic *** queue ups with Krieg people on the other team I'm my own demotivational speaker and tell myself I can't do it, moving on, I just close out the game and find something else to do. 

 

When I see KRIG...

 

Whenever I see Krieg I like to live by the words of the GREAT Clayton Williams, "***". 

[Content Moderated - Inappropriate Language]
--Rhonico

 

You actually referenced the infamous Clayton Williams quote while calling him great?

 

Pathetic.

[Pitorkas]

pastore123, on 03 March 2016 - 01:38 AM, said:

 

he meant to say Craig... Bahahaha

 

Back from Italia? 

[thallseeingi]

I ran into a certain number one bad clan member who's known to the forums earlier today. There were no platoons it was just a random tier seven match. Before we even started I alerted my team to the fact that they were about to face "one of the best players in north America". As soon as he was sighted my merry band of 40%r's jumped on him and told him apart. He didn't even get a shot off. He was so mad it was hilarious. I think the quote was "F*** this cancer game. IM DONE. All of you noobs can go hang yourselves".

[_DragonKRIEG]

witwhat, on 03 March 2016 - 02:29 AM, said:

Just remember,  they are not invincible. My team took on a grim/purpl platoon and beat them. Sure, it was dumb luck, but the RNG's smiled on us.

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

Enemy Obj 140 action: https://youtu.be/HIvXRDXOPTs 

[Minecraftexpert_25]

When I see USCUM I know it's going to be a good game. I live for those games, I actually have to think about what I'm doing.

[Rocket_na]

thallseeingi, on 03 March 2016 - 08:44 PM, said:

I ran into a certain number one bad clan member who's known to the forums earlier today. There were no platoons it was just a random tier seven match. Before we even started I alerted my team to the fact that they were about to face "one of the best players in north America". As soon as he was sighted my merry band of 40%r's jumped on him and told him apart. He didn't even get a shot off. He was so mad it was hilarious. I think the quote was "F*** this cancer game. IM DONE. All of you noobs can go hang yourselves".

 

My favorite kind of story. So much said.

I'm afraid. (Guys he is the best, I'm not).

I camped and watched. (Guys he is the best, I'm afraid).

Did you see my shiney participation trophy? ( Guys he is the best, I'm afraid).

When Clan Wars comes, who you going to hide behind then?

You must be terrified at the prospect of Clan Wars. 

When there are a full a squad of players from the best bad Clans. 

Actually that will be a funny story. 

Bad clan gets steamrolled over and over by the number one Bad Clan.

Or any one of 50 others that are better by leaps and bounds.

Cool story though, you should post more.

That's called getting body slammed through a wall cyclops.

 

 

 

Edited by R0CKET, 04 March 2016 - 03:59 AM.

[BigFatCommieRat]

Ookla_the_Mok, on 03 March 2016 - 06:07 PM, said:

 

You actually referenced the infamous Clayton Williams quote while calling him great?

 

Pathetic.

 

haha I really couldn't care less, if you have a problem PM Me, I really think the forums are a waste of my time which is why I have so little posts, the fact we can't use profanity? If it wasn't towards someone or even if it was, who cares? Grow up, people will call you by derogatory terms your whole life, most of the people here are adults, teenagers, or children, parents nowadays watch rated R movies with there kids, and if you get sad aww, go cry some more, that's right, this post was a joke, but looks like I was able to find the one person who I knew would say something like this. Congrats man on being the better person, Round of applause for you pal. Don't waste my time with your opinions. 

Edited by G3N0CIDE, 04 March 2016 - 04:31 AM.

[thallseeingi]

R0CKET, on 04 March 2016 - 03:55 AM, said:

 

My favorite kind of story. So much said.

I'm afraid. (Guys he is the best, I'm not).

I camped and watched. (Guys he is the best, I'm afraid).

Did you see my shiney participation trophy? ( Guys he is the best, I'm afraid).

When Clan Wars comes, who you going to hide behind then?

You must be terrified at the prospect of Clan Wars. 

When there are a full a squad of players from the best bad Clans. 

Actually that will be a funny story. 

Bad clan gets steamrolled over and over by the number one Bad Clan.

Or any one of 50 others that are better by leaps and bounds.

Cool story though, you should post more.

That's called getting body slammed through a wall cyclops.

 

 

 

 Hi fives kid. Been a minute since I've seen such masculine condescension take such a poetic form.

Also gold star for totally missing the point.

Do you play this game too?