Alright so... Let's see I was playing another game way back before Blitz and I grown tired of the game. I went to the AppStore and I saw all over "Try the new amazing World of Tanks Blitz™!". I was pretty fond of tanks (I had no knowledge prior to playing the game) so I gave it a go! At first it was really hard to understand ANYTHING, module upgrades, tank armor, penetration, alpha, etc... But after playing the game for a couple of months. I'd say I got addicted to it really quickly. My first tank was the Cunningham, I despised German tanks (because I was nub and had WWII mentality), I went up the tank destroyer line. I guess you could say my tanks were noob friendly until tier III
. I remember derping, tanks in my T18, T82 and T40 were so fun. I didn't even care about W/R (actually I had 50% and thought that was "decent" ). But then... The Wolverine showed itself to me... And I thought "Wow! I haven't seen a tank with a turret since T1 :00000", the turret was great but I had to sacrifice one thing that made tank destroyers fun for me... Le derp. Believe me I was 100% noob and stubborn, I went for the AT gun that was derp... I got so frustrated because none of my shots penned and did splash damage. I submitted to defeat and used the M1A1 76mm gun. It wasn't THAT bad I had decent depression and basically no armor (which was the norm at that point). I always dreamed that one day my tanks would have ridiculous armor and bounce everything (I didn't know any tank lines, obviously). The Jackson was pretty fun, 90mm it felt like a mini derp, but I wanted more. T25 AT Came by and gave me speed and 105mm. I was starting to like the American TD line! I would always swish my cannon like a light saber to bounce shots when tanks got near me xD. Then.... Everything changed.... T28 long, brown and UGLY. I couldn't even look at my tank without laughing, my armor was starting to come true! More bounces and I got 120mm, spamming my shots likes there's no tomorrow! The speed got me a little down because I was so used to T82 speed - T25 AT speed. After a couple of months of grinding I got the T95. The T95, I don't know why, but I was cheap stake and used free crew (50%), STOCK ENGINE, STOCK TRACKS, I look back at this now and I really don't know how I survived... Once I maxed out the tank it was still fraggin' slow, on the contrary my "Le Derp" cannon finally came back with penetration and HUGE alpha. Pretty happy I could bounce shots like I did with my T18 and derp! Traverse was good, just had to avoid mediums so they don't flank/COD me. Another 2 months passed and I got my T110E3. I didn't know how to feel for this tank... It had a big chubby piece of armor sticking out that ANYONE can pen, but the rest was red (which in my head meant invincible). Wow. Tier X full of gold spammers rendering my armor useless
. I didn't know what to do, I kept playing until I formed a decent strategy. From there on my conquest of a puny noob, wishing to have a tank with auto bounce armor came true...
Then I saw the E100 
Edited by Darkeh, 10 June 2016 - 09:49 PM.