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TexaninSteelTown #1 Posted 10 July 2016 - 04:36 AM

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I was onced clan poached? I was bribed by SPUD to join them. It wasn't like I was totally part of 501 and I wasn't kicked a year before for being inactive.

 

(Clan poaching does and doesn't  matter. It allows for competitive clans and what not.)


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Destroyer_Arashi #2 Posted 10 July 2016 - 04:43 AM

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Not if a clan lead approaches every single member of one clan. Not like that happened to me before or anything...

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TexaninSteelTown #3 Posted 10 July 2016 - 04:45 AM

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View Post_Kantai, on 09 July 2016 - 11:43 PM, said:

Not if a clan lead approaches every single member of one clan. Not like that happened to me before or anything...

 

Seriously?

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Destroyer_Arashi #4 Posted 10 July 2016 - 04:47 AM

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View PostTexaninSteelTown, on 09 July 2016 - 09:45 PM, said:

 

Seriously?

 

Seriously

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Mitterand #5 Posted 10 July 2016 - 04:55 AM

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Lol next thing you know they start selling and trading unicums :)

 

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Ookla_the_Mok #6 Posted 10 July 2016 - 04:56 AM

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View PostTexaninSteelTown, on 09 July 2016 - 10:36 PM, said:

This is dark humor. Do not read this if you are a Mormon.

 

I have a solution to noobs. We tell them that in order to play more they can't have a life sooooo, you know what.

(seriously though, don't ever tell someone to commit suicide.)

 

I was onced clan poached? I was bribed by SPUD to join them. It wasn't like I was totally part of 501 and I wasn't kicked a year before for being inactive.

 

(Clan poaching doesn't matter. It allows for competitive clans and what not.)

 

???

 

Two things:

 

First, as a lover (sweet, sweet love) of dark humor, I do not even have to be Mormon to think going out of your way to suggest suicide is much of a joke. This is especially true after the suicide hoax nonsense played out on this forum.

 

Second, what poaching are you talking about? I cannot speak to your former membership in the 501 family ( clan that SPUD and myself have a perfectly good relationship with). However, I can speak to poaching by SPUD and say that it doesn't happen. SPUD works in its own way, but almost exclusively it involves players wandering into the potato patch as the patch is not mobile and we all are too busy tending the fire and roasting marshmallows to hike up the trail to some other clan's area.


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Mitterand #7 Posted 10 July 2016 - 05:00 AM

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View PostOokla_the_Mok, on 09 July 2016 - 11:56 PM, said:

 

???

 

Two things:

 

First, as a lover (sweet, sweet love) of dark humor, I do not even have to be Mormon to think going out of your way to suggest suicide is much of a joke. This is especially true after the suicide hoax nonsense played out on this forum.

 

Second, what poaching are you talking about? I cannot speak to your former membership in the 501 family ( clan that SPUD and myself have a perfectly good relationship with). However, I can speak to poaching by SPUD and say that it doesn't happen. SPUD works in its own way, but almost exclusively it involves players wandering into the potato patch as the patch is not mobile and we all are too busy tending the fire and roasting marshmallows to hike up the trail to some other clan's area.

 

Don't lie.  You've been illegally stealing from 501's super unicum player base.  Next thing you know, you'll be tax evading :o


 

 


Destroyer_Arashi #8 Posted 10 July 2016 - 05:15 AM

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View PostTexaninSteelTown, on 09 July 2016 - 09:45 PM, said:

 

Seriously?

 

Even after this clan lead was told that our clan was fine and did not want to join, he continued to push for a merger with his clans. He eventually stopped, but I would consider that poaching.

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Traumatism #9 Posted 10 July 2016 - 05:23 AM

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View PostTexaninSteelTown, on 10 July 2016 - 04:36 AM, said:

This is dark humor. Do not read this if you are a Mormon.

 

I have a solution to noobs. We tell them that in order to play more they can't have a life sooooo, you know what.

(seriously though, don't ever tell someone to commit suicide.)

 

I was onced clan poached? I was bribed by SPUD to join them. It wasn't like I was totally part of 501 and I wasn't kicked a year before for being inactive.

 

(Clan poaching doesn't matter. It allows for competitive clans and what not.)

It's not my fault that you're not good enough to be in a competitive clan yet.


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SieurPersil #10 Posted 10 July 2016 - 08:27 AM

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The only bribe we can offer is free use of the Snoopy snow cone machine. Calling us poachers is serious business. You will now have to do 501 circles around the campfire on a pogo stick wearing a prom dress :harp:

 

Dark humour is dark, not morbid......

We dont actively recruit, people come to us.....just like you did. We dont even consider the application of someone that is in a clan and rarely accept anyone right away even when they have no ties. 


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TexaninSteelTown #11 Posted 10 July 2016 - 02:06 PM

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View PostSieurPersil, on 10 July 2016 - 03:27 AM, said:

The only bribe we can offer is free use of the Snoopy snow cone machine. Calling us poachers is serious business. You will now have to do 501 circles around the campfire on a pogo stick wearing a prom dress :harp:

 

Dark humour is dark, not morbid......

We dont actively recruit, people come to us.....just like you did. We dont even consider the application of someone that is in a clan and rarely accept anyone right away even when they have no ties. 

 

I was joking about the fact of how this clan poaching thing is going on and how I was "stolen from a clan that I left over a year ago."

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SieurPersil #12 Posted 10 July 2016 - 03:02 PM

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The pogo stick thing still stands :B

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TexaninSteelTown #13 Posted 10 July 2016 - 05:17 PM

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View PostSieurPersil, on 10 July 2016 - 10:02 AM, said:

The pogo stick thing still stands :B

 

Dang it.

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