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[anonym_2ZNiJLJL8ln2]

Who Am I?

I'm a mildly above average (at WOTB) player who has gone straight to "medium tank master race" and am completely incapable to succeeding in vehicles which are lacking in damage per minute. I occasionally do whatever suits me in chat, might say something stupid on the forums, and "hate on" anything that's outside my personal definition of a good tank. Which is damage per minute and mobility. I can be rather sharp and stubborn at times though. And, at times, surprisingly impulsive. But then, that is if the mood strikes me and I'll get a harmless "kick" out of it.

If you're wondering I am merely of 15 years of age, and, naturally, will be in school during the York Region School Year.

I also am not the most consistently active

 

What Do I Want?

--> Good platoon mates of at least 2500 wn8.

--> Chance for clan war activity

--> Rather active clan; ~20% of members active every day? Maybe?

 

What Do I Play?

Pretty much anything with DPM. Ie, Russian and Japanese mediums. I mostly go for a maximum damage per minute set up even in tanks such as the A-20 where you are "supposed to be" scouting.

 

What Do I Have to Offer?

--> I'm a decent player of medium tanks

--> Tier 5, 7, 8, and 9 platoons

--> Experience being an elitist scumbag

That's pretty much it.

 

I understand that what I am asking for maybe unreasonable, but I am willing to take a chance. Please consider me for a position within a clan

 

Statistical performance data:

(Blitz)

http://wotbstars.com...&geo=NA&lng=eng

http://www.blitzstar.../com/Oicraftian

(PC)

http://www.noobmeter...ian/1011977000/

 

 

Yes I realize my profile picture is completely irrespective of my actual personality.

Also:

--> I was in MAHOU and have sent an invite so I can go back... But that's mostly so I can (rather selfishly) find fellow sufferers of the Chi Ri grind.

[Cpt_Boony_Hat]

Try talking to wolf Oi

[Silevern]

You sound like an NVA member already lol. We have a diverse population and the sharp-tongued are more than welcome here.

 

If you'd like to know more about NVA, please check out the clan recruitment thread (link in my signature) or PM me via forums, Discord, or in-game. Please note that Discord activity is highly recommended, and required if you'd like to run for an officer position. All you have to do is be present, as we are very big on communication and Discord is probably one of the best ways to do so.

[anonym_2ZNiJLJL8ln2]

Cpt_Boony_Hat, on 10 August 2016 - 07:59 PM, said:

Try talking to wolf Oi

 

Well messing around at the BSCN did "piss off" the vast majority of you. Especially that part about impulsively making a promise I simply could not hope to deliver and not updating you peeps on it. Smart...

But then, fooling around just for the kick of it didn't help much.

I didn't know you did WOTB though; or I don't remember so, whatever happened to the BSCN clan?

 

@Silevern

I *can* do discord once I get my own new computer. By that point, I'm not sure if my WOTB activity will get better or worse.

[Posit1ve_]

IRD would love to welcome you! Even weebs are welcome! Feel free to PM me in game or on the forums. We are also participating in CW2, and we nearly won CW1, so I think we've got a solid shot at winning that IS6 Fearless.

 

Our recruitment thread is here: http://forum.wotblit...__fromsearch__1

 

Also, in about 30 seconds, 501 is about to start flooding this thread. Don't give in to the dark side

[Silevern]

panzermk6, on 10 August 2016 - 03:06 PM, said:

IRD would love to welcome you! Even weebs are welcome! Feel free to PM me in game or on the forums. We are also participating in CW2, and we nearly won CW1, so I think we've got a solid shot at winning that IS6 Fearless.

 

Our recruitment thread is here: http://forum.wotblit...__fromsearch__1

 

Also, in about 30 seconds, 501 is about to start flooding this thread. Don't give in to the dark side

 

 Too true!

[EvenSteven98]

panzermk6, on 10 August 2016 - 02:06 PM, said:

IRD would love to welcome you! Even weebs are welcome! Feel free to PM me in game or on the forums. We are also participating in CW2, and we nearly won CW1, so I think we've got a solid shot at winning that IS6 Fearless.

 

Our recruitment thread is here: http://forum.wotblit...__fromsearch__1

 

Also, in about 30 seconds, 501 is about to start flooding this thread. Don't give in to the dark side

[anonym_2ZNiJLJL8ln2]

panzermk6, on 10 August 2016 - 08:06 PM, said:

IRD would love to welcome you! Even weebs are welcome! Feel free to PM me in game or on the forums. We are also participating in CW2, and we nearly won CW1, so I think we've got a solid shot at winning that IS6 Fearless.

 

Our recruitment thread is here: http://forum.wotblit...__fromsearch__1

 

Also, in about 30 seconds, 501 is about to start flooding this thread. Don't give in to the dark side

My inner elitist scumbag can't accept the masses voting haha

Has to be the educated masses (2500+ wn8) for me to approve

 

IS-6 Fearless? Another tank for me to hate? I regret buying my IS-6 so much... Play it once and don't even touch it's icon for the rest of the day... Not enough DPM or speed... Why did I even...

 

It is? What is the 501 anyway?

[TheOneManBand]

panzermk6, on 10 August 2016 - 03:06 PM, said:

IRD would love to welcome you! Even weebs are welcome! Feel free to PM me in game or on the forums. We are also participating in CW2, and we nearly won CW1, so I think we've got a solid shot at winning that IS6 Fearless.

 

Our recruitment thread is here: http://forum.wotblit...__fromsearch__1

 

Also, in about 30 seconds, 501 is about to start flooding this thread. Don't give in to the dark side

Unless you get a back luck draw in a league...we're a bit concerned about that as well.

[_CH3F]

FLEET is very active and always looking for new recruits. We use discord for voice platooning and just signed up for clan wars 2. Let me know if I can help you get started. Good luck!

[TheOneManBand]

Oi, Merkavim would be interested in your skills. We ask that nothing over the top is said in public but among the clan we have absolutely no censoring

Here is our recruiting thread: http://forum.wotblit...kvm-recruiting/

 

In addition, while we do not have any leadership spots currently available, there will be some spots opening up soon as we may be expanding. If you're interested, give me a holler here or in game. Cheers!

[anonym_2ZNiJLJL8ln2]

chefejl74, on 10 August 2016 - 08:18 PM, said:

FLEET is very active and always looking for new recruits. We use discord for voice platooning and just signed up for clan wars 2. Let me know if I can help you get started. Good luck!

Once I get my PC... I'll probably end up on PC.

TheOneManBand, on 10 August 2016 - 08:19 PM, said:

Oi, Merkavim would be interested in your skills. We ask that nothing over the top is said in public but among the clan we have absolutely no censoring

Here is our recruiting thread: http://forum.wotblit...kvm-recruiting/

 

In addition, while we do not have any leadership spots currently available, there will be some spots opening up soon as we may be expanding. If you're interested, give me a holler here or in game. Cheers!

Me? Leadership? Do those actually go together? When? I think I'm a bit too spontaneous to even consider leadership

[Silevern]

NVA is one of the fastest-growing clans in NA, and for a good reason: We're a clan of highly competitive individuals banded together to create a synergistic atmosphere filled with experienced veterans, young skill, and well-disciplined players alike. We have members registered for the Blitzkrieg tournament and additionally have registered for CW2. Back in CW1, we had 12 members. Now, we have 81 members in our entire family.

 

Our clan recruitment thread is here: http://forum.wotblit...uitment-thread/

 

If you'd like to hop by our Discord, here's a temporary link: https://discord.gg/rNaBt

[TheOneManBand]

Oicraftian, on 10 August 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

Once I get my PC... I'll probably end up on PC.

Me? Leadership? Do those actually go together? When? I think I'm a bit too spontaneous to even consider leadership

I thought you were asking for a leadership position in your OP. If I'm mistaken, then just check us out as a member!

[anonym_2ZNiJLJL8ln2]

TheOneManBand, on 10 August 2016 - 08:33 PM, said:

I thought you were asking for a leadership position in your OP. If I'm mistaken, then just check us out as a member!

 

Spontaneous people don't often consider making such an oblique reference in a short time frame...

 

You'd all have to make an exception for my lack of discord or chat software similar to it.

 

So many choices...

[alexbuildit]

panzermk6, on 10 August 2016 - 10:06 AM, said:

IRD would love to welcome you! Even weebs are welcome! Feel free to PM me in game or on the forums. We are also participating in CW2, and we nearly won CW1, so I think we've got a solid shot at winning that IS6 Fearless.

 

Our recruitment thread is here: http://forum.wotblit...__fromsearch__1

 

Also, in about 30 seconds, 501 is about to start flooding this thread. Don't give in to the dark side

 

It was a one time gig. He was a n old friend of ours which is why we spammed that one. 

[Silevern]

Upping the stakes, I'm issuing an NVA Formal Invitation. If you agree, you'll be immediately accepted into the NVA main clan, even though your battles count is insufficient for a normal application. NVA is focusing on recruiting fresh talents, and after discussion with officers with your stats and forum history on the table, we've decided that you're worth the Formal Invitation.

 

Edited by Silevern, 10 August 2016 - 08:49 PM.

[Boris_Convel]

514th is open for recruiting. We are a relatively new clan, but growing. Actually, we are one of the better WoTBlitz clans, according to both of the stat tracking websites. That is, if you care about that kind of thing. With reference to sportsmanship, hey, they let me in. I'm fairly sure they'll let you in. Contact _Herr_ in-game or on the forums if you're interested.

*Discord recommended, not mandatory. 

Edited by 0_DatGuy_0, 10 August 2016 - 08:51 PM.

[jdm7]

Oicraftian, on 10 August 2016 - 03:11 PM, said:

What is the 501 anyway?

 

Check us out: website

 

We're a very active clan that's also had some good success in CW.

[anonym_2ZNiJLJL8ln2]

Silevern, on 10 August 2016 - 08:47 PM, said:

Upping the stakes, I'm issuing an NVA Formal Invitation. If you agree, you'll be immediately accepted into the NVA main clan, even though your battles count is insufficient for a normal application. NVA is focusing on recruiting fresh talents, and after discussion with officers with your stats and forum history on the table, we've decided that you're worth the Formal Invitation.

 

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Really I'm flattered! A position #22 clan! (smiling with glee behind screen)

I think I'll "go NVA"

You're really okay with my total lack of tier 10's?

Hold it, I'ma comin!              (╯°□°╯︵ ┻━┻

 

Small thing, I won't be able to send a request immediately. I can send it within a short while of now however; speaking of a time period within a few hours time

 

EDIT:

Wha? What just... My table flip emoji... Why?!