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Player_5773117413 #1 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:22 AM

    Professional Tinfoil Hatter

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Aaaaand her name is Hillary!

 

After seeing thousands of emails go missing, WG decided she had enough experience to perform similar tasks on their WoT Blitz servers.

 

Good night everybody!


"HULK SMASH[er]!!!"

^ Gotta derp around in Tier 7 before the inevitable nerf! ^

Just another demo account, nothing to see here

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batteriesincluded #2 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:23 AM

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LOL

Grayghost2000 #3 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:24 AM

    First Sergeant

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Hahahahaha :)

a_cookie #4 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:24 AM

    First Sergeant

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Gotmegoodrealhardson

Junko tank

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He still owes me 100 warchests    B1, The destroyer of worlds  T-10M, The destroyer of universes  Chen shall rise again  Junko tank is best tank


MarBearCat #5 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:25 AM

    Pennsylvania's Favorite Cat!

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I still can't get in and...................................

 

 

I really don't care. This game died. 


 

 

Heavy Is The Cat That's Carried!


easleybadboy #6 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:30 AM

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Does that mean that all we have to do to recover our account data is start searching child molesters cell phones till we find the right one. There is hope after all awesome.

Edited by easleybadboy, 02 November 2016 - 05:31 AM.


AkagiTachibana #7 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:31 AM

    First Sergeant

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"Strike swift As lightning!"

_18NakedCowboys #8 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:32 AM

    Player with an oxymoron username in NA server

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Are you telling me Hillary Clinton hacked and messed up our e-mail accounts? xD

Edited by Anino_ng_Kamatayan, 02 November 2016 - 05:37 AM.

"Give an anime fan any object, and they will find a way to want to stick their ***k in it" — Gigguk

 

"IDF super op military uses ancient M103 and makes them bullet proof with sand bags. F****ing op military moments." — mike82198

 


Xx_The_Truth_xX #9 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:37 AM

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Hillary is russian. Dam it!

Edited by bomack1962, 02 November 2016 - 05:40 AM.


IKissedCupid #10 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:44 AM

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Imagine if everyone's accounts got reset to 0 games tomorrow. The battlefields will be a salt mine.


 


_18NakedCowboys #11 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:47 AM

    Player with an oxymoron username in NA server

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View PostXxGh05t, on 02 November 2016 - 05:44 AM, said:

Imagine if everyone's accounts got reset to 0 games tomorrow. The battlefields will be a salt mine.

 

I'd be salty as hell if that were to happen to me.

"Give an anime fan any object, and they will find a way to want to stick their ***k in it" — Gigguk

 

"IDF super op military uses ancient M103 and makes them bullet proof with sand bags. F****ing op military moments." — mike82198

 


Mouthcrunch #12 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:54 AM

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View PostXxGh05t, on 01 November 2016 - 10:44 PM, said:

Imagine if everyone's accounts got reset to 0 games tomorrow. The battlefields will be a salt mine.

 

Then I could have reroll stats without rerolling sounds great!

Beeftaco1114 #13 Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:59 AM

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If everyone got reset im guessing at least 3/4 of the player base with over 6000 battles would just quit

BEEFBLITZ

 

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VonMiller58 #14 Posted 02 November 2016 - 06:13 AM

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View PostXxGh05t, on 02 November 2016 - 05:44 AM, said:

Imagine if everyone's accounts got reset to 0 games tomorrow. The battlefields will be a salt mine.

 

tanks would and will erode upon spawning....complete white-out of salt

o...:...:I:...:...o

    ..58..58..


Steeby141 #15 Posted 02 November 2016 - 06:18 AM

    Loyal M60 Owner

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good one :teethhappy:

CptCheez #16 Posted 02 November 2016 - 07:25 AM

    This Space Intentionally Left Blank

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http://forum.wotblit...tz-forum-rules/

 

2.6 Politics, Major Religions or Religious Figures The World of Tanks Blitz forums are for discussions regarding World of Tanks Blitz. This is not the place for controversial topics, and the Off-Topic section shall not be used for these topics as well.

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"When the going gets tough and the stomach acids flow, 
The cold wind of conformity is nipping at your nose.
When some trendy new atrocity has brought you to your knees
Come with us we'll sail the Seas of Cheese."


DHGcrimson #17 Posted 02 November 2016 - 11:45 AM

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If we got our accounts reset but all our tanks were still there i would approve. Then its just stats u would have to worry about to rebuild

BobboEvans #18 Posted 02 November 2016 - 12:16 PM

    The Society is Real

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View PostCptCheez, on 02 November 2016 - 07:25 AM, said:

http://forum.wotblit...tz-forum-rules/

 

2.6 Politics, Major Religions or Religious Figures The World of Tanks Blitz forums are for discussions regarding World of Tanks Blitz. This is not the place for controversial topics, and the Off-Topic section shall not be used for these topics as well.

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If they close this thread and aren't ALL working on fixing the server.... there's a bigger problem.


Just say 'NO' to Vanity


THEGRIMPEEPER #19 Posted 02 November 2016 - 12:34 PM

    First Sergeant

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You got it wrong.

Our accounts have been hacked by the Russian Bear and mined for information, that will now be used let's just say you will be voting for Trump now



RatPATROL_2014 #20 Posted 02 November 2016 - 12:38 PM

    First Sergeant

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Can I just get my money back I got over 300 days premium account can't log in - second day now - hey can we get a repair person on this 





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