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A beginner's guide on how to play the KV-1S

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Yami_taku #1 Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:25 PM

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1. Buy the tank. Then complain that the tank is too costly to buy, both experience and credit-wise.

2. Use the stock turret. Lighter turret = faster tank. Then complain that the tank does not have enough HP on the forums.

3. Use the 122 howitzer. It has a faster RoF and better aim time than the "top" gun. Then complain that it doesn't have better dispersion values by posting a topic in the forums.

4. Load full HEAT for ammunition. It has better penetration than the HE rounds. Then complain that HEAT costs too much on the forums.

5. Find a corner to camp. Remember to use a camo net and binocs, as this tank does not have good armor. When you are spotted, complain about the broken camo in the forums.

6. Shoot at trees, bushes, and buildings, as shooting them will give you a better field of vision. Then complain that the buildings do not break on the forums.

7. Prioritize shooting teammates over enemies, as your green "buddies" will only steal kills and will do damage to enemy tanks, giving you less tanks to shoot at. Then complain that you cannot win and post a topic on the broken matchmaking.

8. Be surprised when your credits dwindle down to zero. Blame the broken credit system by posting a topic on the forums.

9. Buy gold to show appreciation to Wargaming. Then complain that WG is a bunch of money cannibal on the forums.

10. Use the gold to get more credits. Then complain that you can't exchange credits to gold buy posting a topic on the forums.

11. Repeat.

 

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How to actually play the tank(just in case you didn't know this wasn't a troll thread.)

 


Edited by Yami_taku, 10 December 2016 - 11:47 PM.


Yami_taku #2 Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:32 PM

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Then complain that this post was too long, unfunny, and didn't help you get better.


Iam_Chat_Banned #3 Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:34 PM

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You could do better.


awesomeplayer9690 #4 Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:41 PM

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Pointless thread?

 

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Yami_taku #5 Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:51 PM

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View Postawesomeplayer9690, on 10 December 2016 - 05:41 PM, said:

Pointless thread?

 

Added a *how to actually play* thing on the bottom if that makes you happy. And yes, this was gonna be a pointless thread.


awesomeplayer9690 #6 Posted 10 December 2016 - 11:18 PM

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View PostYami_taku, on 10 December 2016 - 03:51 PM, said:

 

Added a *how to actually play* thing on the bottom if that makes you happy. And yes, this was gonna be a pointless thread.

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TheBossSEAN #7 Posted 22 August 2018 - 12:59 PM

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u do dis gud! +1

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Shellingstar #8 Posted 22 August 2018 - 02:48 PM

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View PostTheBossSEAN, on 22 August 2018 - 12:59 PM, said:

u do dis gud! +1

This thread has kinda been dead for 2 years bud.






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