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Which idea do you agree with most?

  1. Idea 1 (4 votes [21.05%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 21.05%

  2. Idea 2 (4 votes [21.05%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 21.05%

  3. Idea 3 (7 votes [36.84%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 36.84%

  4. All 3 ideas (4 votes [21.05%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 21.05%

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EvanescentDeath #1 Posted 09 March 2017 - 05:49 AM

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With April coming up, here are a few suggestions on what wargaming can do to spice up the battle field again.

 

1) Return of the "friendly side of Blitz." This little modification of the game allowed players to get a few laughs watching flowers spew from their exhaust ports, bubbles fired from the guns, and the water spout emerging from the destroyed tank.

 

2) Anko fever. In combination with the first idea, every player will get the get the squeaky anime crew voices of the Anko event tank, regardless of what they are driving.

 

3) Special limited time event tank. They should take a T95, give it 2 155 mm guns with the firing mechanism similar to the Helsing, give it the speed of the T2 light, have it traverse as fast as the hetzer, 500 pieces of ammo, and finally about 5000 hit points. This will be a separate matchmaking on Canyon map similar to the Mk. 1 tank event. This will not cost any credits to repair or re supply and is designated just for fun.


 

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General_Vodka #2 Posted 09 March 2017 - 05:57 AM

    Rush B my comrades! For mother Russian bias!

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why not have it all ? The game cant really be more messed up then it already is ....:facepalm: WG (next limited time event IS7 defender) 

Achuuu___ #3 Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:01 AM

    "Lul" in Dutch

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Turn on FF :trollface:

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TengenToppaPotatoLagann #4 Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:18 AM

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View PostAchuuu___, on 09 March 2017 - 01:01 AM, said:

Turn on FF :trollface:

 

this, unannounced, with ideas one and two. 

 

Embrace the holiday WG, maybe bring back invisitanks too for a few hours.

 


View Post_War_Child_, on 20 June 2017 - 12:16 PM, said:

Let's face it, they don't even know what it will be and even if they do, they'll probably implement it wrong.

 


360TrickShotter #5 Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:18 AM

    Mightier Than Jingles

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Have a T95 with a T30 turret and 50km/h top speed.

 

Or an FV215b 183 auto loader with a 100 shells.


 

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a_cookie #6 Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:27 AM

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Ideas are great and all but...

why not T95s with 155mm miniguns? 90000000 shots pper barrel


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Player_5773117413 #7 Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:38 AM

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View PostAchuuu___, on 09 March 2017 - 12:01 AM, said:

Turn on FF :trollface:

 

Imagine the chaos that would occur...within the first minute...on the green spawn


Now @ 15 Tier 10s: E50M, E100, FV215B, FV4202, IS-4, IS-7, JagdPanzer E100, M48 Patton, Obj. 140, Obj. 268, STB-1, T110E3, T110E4, T110E5, T-62A

Just another demo account, nothing to see here

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pastore123 #8 Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:45 AM

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Forget April fools. Just being back friendly fire

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Thatguyujustmet #9 Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:58 AM

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This.... This is a good thread.

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BrickSniper33 #10 Posted 09 March 2017 - 07:27 AM

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NO ANKO!!!   ANKO EVIL!!!

 

 

 

 


 

  my stats: (http://www.blitzstar...ru/legoeinstein) I never said they where good.

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little_brother_of_war #11 Posted 09 March 2017 - 12:06 PM

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Maybe they could announce they are willing to concede to the multitude of recent demands permeating the forums lately, ...then eight hours later announce they were just kidding. (April Fools!)

 


 
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Subtlepro #12 Posted 09 March 2017 - 12:31 PM

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I still want ghost tank...ultimate camo.

Panbun #13 Posted 09 March 2017 - 12:50 PM

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Create tens of thousands of AFK bots and have them always placed on the enemy team. That way, we can all enjoy 100% win-rate for the day.

 



SpartacusDiablo #14 Posted 09 March 2017 - 12:52 PM

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Artillery :trollface:

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__Boomer2__ #15 Posted 11 March 2017 - 08:02 PM

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How about they just leave it alone?  No sense screwing the game more than it already is.

Tier Xs: M48 Patton, E100, T110E4

 


RTBRay #16 Posted 13 March 2017 - 05:47 AM

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Announce the release of 1 day rental tanks, at 30% more gold than regular tanks. 

This is a game,  enjoy it, and stop panicking. 






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