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[zmelli]

PRAMO requirements UPDATED

 

Update on PRAMO requirements effective on the first of August, 2017.  

 

Below are the new requirements.

 

-Decent stats, I think 

 

-you need to be slightly ugly to make concep feel better about himself

 

-Must be a minority.  Mexicans and asians are needed, Jews are ok I guess, Mike needs a husband  

 

-Nonexistent social life.  If you have a life, we automatically assume you are not capable of dedicating your utmost self to Blitz, and will be immediately rejected.  

 

-Must be a virgin.  How else will concep use you?

 

inb4 tmt tries to take the high ground with strong morals and inbred face

[zmelli]

Feel free to not be able to take a joke 

[ThemasterTanker1]

False. I'm not known to take the moral high ground.

[moezlife]

we accept bad stats too

[zmelli]

Foohy141, on 19 July 2017 - 08:11 AM, said:

we accept bad stats too

 

that explains crimsonmg

[Myth39]

Foohy141, on 19 July 2017 - 04:11 AM, said:

we accept bad stats too

 

ThemasterTanker1, on 19 July 2017 - 04:03 AM, said:

False. I'm not known to take the moral high ground.

Hello guys

[cuzirock]

"Slightly ugly" is a bit broad, let's establitsh a median.

[ThemasterTanker1]

You shouldn't have posted this so late. Would've gotten more of an audience earlier.

[NateDawg2k16]

ThemasterTanker1, on 19 July 2017 - 03:22 AM, said:

You shouldn't have posted this so late. Would've gotten more of an audience earlier.

 

This ^^^

[little_brother_of_war]

Uh-oh....          

[Mr_BushyBeard]

ThemasterTanker1, on 19 July 2017 - 12:22 AM, said:

You shouldn't have posted this so late. Would've gotten more of an audience earlier.

 

​I saw you last night, but you didn't have Clan tags. Is there a clone of you out there?

[ThemasterTanker1]

Augustus_GoldNoob_Sohn, on 19 July 2017 - 09:43 AM, said:

 

​I saw you last night, but you didn't have Clan tags. Is there a clone of you out there?

 

No. You caught me at the end of my break.

[ElderMaxson]

Seems pretty accurate to me honestly.

[Renneigh]

Amazing requirements, sounds like my life and my childhood, so maybe I can join because I have "decent stats" with my 27% and 31k games with an avg dmg of 566

[xLMAOx]

This made me laugh thank you. New to the game from PC and enjoying the game as well as forums with post like these ... +1

[tankboss41]

Ha ha , best requirements ever!

[Lokeen]

but but....you forgot the hit skin requirement!  

 

 

.......opps....was that out loud?

[LGB_FJB_FWG]

I've got most of these requirements locked up except the virgin part thanks to a trip to Tijuana.  What's my realistic chance of getting in?  

[deadboot_na]

looks like you are begging me to join ..........................