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CrimsonJaeger #1 Posted 06 August 2017 - 05:48 AM

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So I put my incredible art skillz to use today when I was trying to keep my eyes open for unicums who might squash me in game. This is what I came up with. First is me.

And what i thought of when i saw the unicum.

Relax, its a joke :) Everybody is so serious today.



Mall_ninja42 #2 Posted 06 August 2017 - 05:57 AM

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I almost spit out my gin when I saw the abusive camo belt and angry pants. Gold right there.

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j0nn0 #3 Posted 06 August 2017 - 05:59 AM

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:popcorn:

I may have a few too many tanks. I think I was over 150 in garage by last count.


CrimsonJaeger #4 Posted 06 August 2017 - 06:01 AM

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View PostMall_ninja42, on 05 August 2017 - 09:57 PM, said:

I almost spit out my gin when I saw the abusive camo belt and angry pants. Gold right there.

 

rofl. ty, tyvm :)

purchasabIe #5 Posted 06 August 2017 - 06:07 AM

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Are all Unicums branded as angry now? :rolleyes:

   

 

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CrimsonJaeger #6 Posted 06 August 2017 - 06:08 AM

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View PostSPlCY, on 05 August 2017 - 10:07 PM, said:

Are all Unicums branded as angry now? :rolleyes:

 

Not at all, just the one I ran into on Rockfield.

 

EDIT: The drawing is the gist of the after game message I got ;)


Edited by CrimsonJaeger, 06 August 2017 - 06:09 AM.


purchasabIe #7 Posted 06 August 2017 - 06:30 AM

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View PostCrimsonJaeger, on 06 August 2017 - 06:08 AM, said:

 

Not at all, just the one I ran into on Rockfield.

 

EDIT: The drawing is the gist of the after game message I got ;)

 

Ah, yikes.

   

 

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tedg5 #8 Posted 06 August 2017 - 06:53 AM

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:great: for your art work.

WriterDude #9 Posted 06 August 2017 - 06:55 AM

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This is so true... I laughed, I cried, I sang, I watched the powerful message of the camo belt... I'm so moved.

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CrimsonJaeger #10 Posted 06 August 2017 - 06:58 AM

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Then there was this guy.... I will just call him the re-roll guy.

 

 



j0nn0 #11 Posted 06 August 2017 - 07:15 AM

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XD these are gold. Keep them coming please.

I may have a few too many tanks. I think I was over 150 in garage by last count.


BAR_001 #12 Posted 06 August 2017 - 07:18 AM

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"I worked my [edited]off for those purple undies"!  Lol..

 

 I think I see a little Picasso influence in your work. :D


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CrimsonJaeger #13 Posted 06 August 2017 - 07:23 AM

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View Postj0nn0, on 05 August 2017 - 11:15 PM, said:

XD these are gold. Keep them coming please.

 

View PostBAR_001, on 05 August 2017 - 11:18 PM, said:

"I worked my [edited]off for those purple undies"!  Lol..

 

 I think I see a little Picasso influence in your work. :D

I swear I am not making that game up. It was literally a 5-7 loss and we had an afk (which is why his little triangle is not displayed on my awesome sauce rendition of the vehicle pips). My toonmate and I got him again two games later. Same exact thing in global chat, only he spammed EZ 15 times.

 

I am so great at arts. Picasso wishes he could be me. I am going to make t-shirts. And munny. And buy me an IS6. And re-roll. 

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CrimsonJaeger #14 Posted 06 August 2017 - 07:47 AM

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Oh, almost forgot. The match that convinced me to put down blitz for the evening. He messaged me saying "U r a nub. You don't halp me so i wish i culd give u thumb down" 

 



CrimsonJaeger #15 Posted 06 August 2017 - 08:54 AM

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LaughingRam #16 Posted 06 August 2017 - 11:26 AM

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This is the most entertaining post that I've seen yet in the forum.

 

Thank you Crimson!

o7

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christian1470 #17 Posted 06 August 2017 - 11:31 AM

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View PostBAR_001, on 06 August 2017 - 02:18 AM, said:

"I worked my [edited]off for those purple undies"!  Lol..

 

 I think I see a little Picasso influence in your work. :D

 

more like "kingdom of loathing". :)

CrimsonJaeger #18 Posted 06 August 2017 - 11:35 AM

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View PostLaughingRam, on 06 August 2017 - 03:26 AM, said:

This is the most entertaining post that I've seen yet in the forum.

 

Thank you Crimson!

o7

Ram

 

You're welcome XD

 



christian1470 #19 Posted 06 August 2017 - 11:35 AM

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Used up all my upvotes. 

TonnerreCadien #20 Posted 06 August 2017 - 12:21 PM

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I think I used all my upvotes, too. What a riot! Thanks for this.

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