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_UrgleMcPurfle_ #1 Posted 22 October 2017 - 09:28 PM

    First Sergeant

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  • 1,608
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  • Member since:
    07-19-2016

The training rooms are a dangerous place. Rife with rooms pertaining to love-making, an inattentive player browsing the list could easily find themselves mixed in with 7-year-olds who aren't loved by their parents! Oh no, how will they be stopped? Just when all seems lost, a blazing light illuminates the darkness--is it a bird? Is it a plane? No; it's the Training Room Police Department!!1!!*airhorn*11!!1! Also known as the TRPD, this squad of bored morons like myself elite soldiers has one mission at its core: to protect the innocent citizens of Blitz.  

 

I can already hear you clamoring to enlist (and don't you deny it!1!). In order to join our prestigious ranks, what must you do? Simple: you must be on the prowl for heinous training rooms such as "C E X date and chill," which I have already thoroughly mutilated, and once you find one, to subject it to violence so furious and vehement that they'll be able to see it from space. 

 

This is one of the few times that we get to triumph over the idiots that keep ruining our games and polluting the playerbase. Join the TRPD and begin laying waste to scum of our community!


Google "succulent chins" and click on the first result. It will be very much worth your time! Some satisfied customers:

"T'was worth the read, but I shall never read it again. You have amazing writing skills, though. Teach me how to writeeeeee!" -you happy now?!?! HUH!?!?

"lol, googled succulent chins. It was worth it"

"10/10 wouldn't read again"

Co-founder of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)


Rockracer #2 Posted 22 October 2017 - 09:34 PM

    First Sergeant

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  • 8856 battles
  • 2,454
  • [POARS]
  • Member since:
    12-20-2016

count me in

 

and watch out for yoloer 263s

 


I played TDs before it was cool. It was also never cool to begin with.


Richard8786 #3 Posted 22 October 2017 - 09:35 PM

    Junior Sergeant

  • Players
  • 6496 battles
  • 204
  • [COD-R]
  • Member since:
    12-04-2016

Count me in...

 

Add me in game and invite me.


Edited by Richard8786, 22 October 2017 - 09:35 PM.

 TRPD Member. Taking down dating rooms since 2017

 


djhiz #4 Posted 22 October 2017 - 09:37 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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  • 14232 battles
  • 649
  • [AFK]
  • Member since:
    12-11-2014
Is there a certain time you guys will operate?

 

"Common sense is not so common"

- Voltaire Jingles


_UrgleMcPurfle_ #5 Posted 22 October 2017 - 09:40 PM

    First Sergeant

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  • 7330 battles
  • 1,608
  • [COD]
  • Member since:
    07-19-2016

View Postdjhiz, on 22 October 2017 - 03:37 PM, said:

Is there a certain time you guys will operate?

 

Oh no definitely not, the TRPD isn't like an organized group. I just came up with a name to call the people that punish inappropriate training rooms. It's a bit like a more mild Anonymous.

Google "succulent chins" and click on the first result. It will be very much worth your time! Some satisfied customers:

"T'was worth the read, but I shall never read it again. You have amazing writing skills, though. Teach me how to writeeeeee!" -you happy now?!?! HUH!?!?

"lol, googled succulent chins. It was worth it"

"10/10 wouldn't read again"

Co-founder of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)


Pittoors_ #6 Posted 22 October 2017 - 09:42 PM

    Killer Queen has already touched this forum title

  • Players
  • 29499 battles
  • 2,354
  • [MAHOU]
  • Member since:
    02-05-2015
Count me in!

https://www.blitzstars.com/player/com/Pittoors_

Current garage: M48A1 Patton, T110E5, E 50 Ausf. M, Leopard 1, T-62A, M46 Patton, M103, ST-I, IS-5Spahpanzer Ru 251, IS-3, AMX 50 100, T23E3Type 62, Helsing, M41 Walker Bulldog, Kuro Mori MineAC IV Sentinel, SU-100YStridsvagn 74A2, Hellcat, Cromwell, ARL 44, Panzer IV Anko SP, Churchill III, T-34, Type T-34, AMX ELC Bis, Hetzer Kame SP, DW 2, Panzer S35, BT-SV, BT-7 Artillery, SU-76i, T-15M3 LightT2 LightT7 Combat CarLight Mk. VIC.


KickingNinja #7 Posted 22 October 2017 - 09:54 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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  • 8966 battles
  • 822
  • [ATLS]
  • Member since:
    09-07-2014
sounds fun. Lets go rekt some trolls and kids. 


Posit1ve_ #8 Posted 22 October 2017 - 10:06 PM

    Credits Master

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  • 35336 battles
  • 4,371
  • [_V_]
  • Member since:
    04-12-2011
I'm in! Hit me up with an invite!

283 tanks in the garage!

 

Your local friendly credits guru: http://forum.wotblit...__fromsearch__1  (Most upvoted post on the forums!!!!)

Certified Batignolles Chatillon 25t addict


__Seal__ #9 Posted 22 October 2017 - 10:15 PM

    Legendary Guardian of Sealkind

  • Players
  • 11844 battles
  • 1,327
  • [PNCR]
  • Member since:
    08-09-2015

yah-yeet!

(says every kid in my school ever)


Roses are red, my clan is so lit,

I'm good at this game, so __Seal__ with it!

#1 Tiger I Player NA, #4 Global

Seal Clubbing (v.)- The act of playing any strong or overpowered tank at tiers 1-6 for the purpose of dominating newer players.

Co-founder of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)


__Seal__ #10 Posted 22 October 2017 - 10:17 PM

    Legendary Guardian of Sealkind

  • Players
  • 11844 battles
  • 1,327
  • [PNCR]
  • Member since:
    08-09-2015
Apparently the trolls (isubacker/his alts) think I'm a girl-so yay do I get bonus poimts?

Roses are red, my clan is so lit,

I'm good at this game, so __Seal__ with it!

#1 Tiger I Player NA, #4 Global

Seal Clubbing (v.)- The act of playing any strong or overpowered tank at tiers 1-6 for the purpose of dominating newer players.

Co-founder of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)


BluesAllDay #11 Posted 22 October 2017 - 10:54 PM

    First Sergeant

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  • 7338 battles
  • 1,247
  • [SRV]
  • Member since:
    10-16-2016
I've never done a training room. I read the list and move on.

Unplayed tanks in the garage with 100% crew.

     Tier 1, FT. Tier 5, SU 851. Tier 6, KV-2. Tier 8, KV-4, IS-3, T-44, IS-6, Lowe

 


DoctorMcDerp #12 Posted 22 October 2017 - 10:59 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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  • 6433 battles
  • 520
  • [DRATS]
  • Member since:
    06-25-2015

So basically this.

You have my support.



NateDawg2k16 #13 Posted 22 October 2017 - 11:49 PM

    Swedish Mafia Captain

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  • 11749 battles
  • 3,109
  • [AWING]
  • Member since:
    01-23-2016

View PostRockracer, on 22 October 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

count me in

 

and watch out for yoloer 263s

 

 

View PostRichard8786, on 22 October 2017 - 04:35 PM, said:

Count me in...

 

Add me in game and invite me.

 

View PostPittoors_, on 22 October 2017 - 04:42 PM, said:

Count me in!

 

View PostKickingNinja, on 22 October 2017 - 04:54 PM, said:

sounds fun. Lets go rekt some trolls and kids. 

 

View PostPosit1ve_, on 22 October 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:

I'm in! Hit me up with an invite!

 

View Post__Seal__, on 22 October 2017 - 05:15 PM, said:

yah-yeet!

(says every kid in my school ever)

^^^^^

count me in 


"If you're gonna go out, go out with a bang." - Nobody said this. But somebody should have. 


ProGamer1518 #14 Posted 23 October 2017 - 12:25 AM

    Lance-corporal

  • Players
  • 1486 battles
  • 30
  • [-TBM-]
  • Member since:
    10-05-2016

Count me in... Once I get a tier 10(3 tiers away!)

 

Edit

Oh, and add me to friends


Edited by ProGamer1518, 23 October 2017 - 12:26 AM.

Special Agent of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)

_The_Tactition_ #15 Posted 23 October 2017 - 12:26 AM

    The Best Tactician

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  • 1,987
  • [CRUEL]
  • Member since:
    02-06-2015

View Post__Seal__, on 22 October 2017 - 10:15 PM, said:

yah-yeet!

(says every kid in my school ever)

 

Sadly this is so true. I'm above their low level of scumbagness(sorry juju). And also, I'm in! Can we get a discord server for this?

Member of the Training Room Police Department

My YouTube:https://m.youtube.com/channel/UChFwqqu30_epeLO0q-BKEFw 

 

Give us the IRON CROSS


__The_Dude_30__ #16 Posted 23 October 2017 - 12:38 AM

    The Dude of Dudes

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  • 13243 battles
  • 1,323
  • [RUDY]
  • Member since:
    09-30-2015
I'm in! Just so I can get on a 1 man team I'm a girl from now on, got it?:girl:

                                                                       

 

    Member of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)

                 Deputy Leader of RUDY, for RUDY recruitment information, Click Here

 


Saksham_Limbu #17 Posted 23 October 2017 - 11:59 AM

    Sergeant

  • Players
  • 440 battles
  • 307
  • [NTD01]
  • Member since:
    05-30-2017

Does have to be a tier X tank?

Or can I roll up in a derp tank and kill the horny teens that have swarmed the Training Rooms? 


  Member of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)

"Prinz Eugen, commencing pursuit battle!" 

Survived a year of Blitz! 

 


__The_Dude_30__ #18 Posted 23 October 2017 - 12:37 PM

    The Dude of Dudes

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  • 13243 battles
  • 1,323
  • [RUDY]
  • Member since:
    09-30-2015

View PostSaksham_Limbu, on 23 October 2017 - 06:59 AM, said:

Does have to be a tier X tank?

Or can I roll up in a derp tank and kill the horny teens that have swarmed the Training Rooms? 

 

what ever you need brutha, what ever you need

                                                                       

 

    Member of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)

                 Deputy Leader of RUDY, for RUDY recruitment information, Click Here

 


Saksham_Limbu #19 Posted 23 October 2017 - 02:46 PM

    Sergeant

  • Players
  • 440 battles
  • 307
  • [NTD01]
  • Member since:
    05-30-2017

Then I'm set on the NA and the EU server.

Probably buy some gold and get myself a good premium tank then I'll be set on the Asia server as well.

  

 


  Member of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)

"Prinz Eugen, commencing pursuit battle!" 

Survived a year of Blitz! 

 


iEatChickenMcNuggets #20 Posted 23 October 2017 - 05:36 PM

    AMX Baguette Launcher

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  • 14503 battles
  • 836
  • [COD-R]
  • Member since:
    03-28-2015
Sign me up 

Officer of the Training Room Police Department (TRPD)

Boosters ruined the game.






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