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[anonym_Xd7eLwcbB8zv]

By WR, General_NK from NA with 83% WR with a 6.93 average Tier.

 

By Damage Per Battle or Average Damage, C_BepTyXu_B_YxO from RU with 3,348 average damage with a 9.39 average Tier (!!!)

 

By Damage Ratio, x_VeN0m_SnIp3R_x from NA with a 3.23 damage ratio, with a 6.64 average Tier (Filthy seal clubber)

 

Useless info, cool fun facts, lemme know what you think.

[G_O_O_S_E]

IMO, the best all around player playing in NA right now is _Fishy from pramo

[seal7862_FA]

Me, duh. Just MM is rigged against me, that's why my stats are bad. 

 

For real though, I haven't been overly impressed by unicums like I used to. Most unicums in PRAMO are better than me (on a good day) just because they have better situational awareness, and simply have more experience. _tanner totally rekt me in a 1v1 before, so I guess I'll nominate him. 

[_UrgleMcPurfle_]

6.64 average tier isn't considered seal clubbing if he doesn't play OP tanks. Ask __Seal__, he's the one to know.

[AfleetAlex]

How could anyone not think it was me!

[anonym_Xd7eLwcbB8zv]

_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 13 November 2017 - 09:02 AM, said:

6.64 average tier isn't considered seal clubbing if he doesn't play OP tanks. Ask __Seal__, he's the one to know.

 

He plays the pants off the SU-100Y and KV-2. Pretty sure that counts as seal clubbing :^

[__The_Dude_30__]

Knight350, on 13 November 2017 - 11:50 AM, said:

By WR, __The_Dude_30__

 

By Damage Per Battle or Average Damage __The_Dude_30__

 

By Damage Ratio __The_Dude_30__

 

Useless info, cool fun facts, lemme know what you think.

 

[anonym_Xd7eLwcbB8zv]

__The_Dude_30__, on 13 November 2017 - 09:15 AM, said:

 

 

[edited]pretty heavy narcissism but that made my day. +1 to you.

[_UrgleMcPurfle_]

Knight350, on 13 November 2017 - 11:05 AM, said:

 

He plays the pants off the SU-100Y and KV-2. Pretty sure that counts as seal clubbing :^

 

ooF, you're right. Another solid ooF there

[anonym_Xd7eLwcbB8zv]

_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 13 November 2017 - 09:19 AM, said:

 

ooF, you're right. Another solid ooF there

 

Sarcasm???  Can't tell, I don't have vocal and facial queues to work with and I don't know you that much :p

[_UrgleMcPurfle_]

Knight350, on 13 November 2017 - 11:22 AM, said:

 

Sarcasm???  Can't tell, I don't have vocal and facial queues to work with and I don't know you that much :p

 

I was not being sarcastic; he is indeed a filthy seal clubber. When I saw his Blitzstars page my throat went hoarse because I produced such a solid ooF (complete with the voice crack, so as to be congruent with the Roblox death sound). Tip: when encountering an ooF-worthy situation, try and tame the solidness of your ooF unless you want to end up losing your voice like me. The potency of a solid ooF is not to be doubted!

 

Also, to arms! __Seal__, I call upon you to take up your nail-studded baseball bat and vanquish this abusive menace! To arms, brother, to arms! We shall avenge our sore throats by causing that aforesaid seal clubber to produce an ooF of his own, the solidness of which will rival the solidness of both of our ooFs combined, through the medium of an enthusiastic whack with your baseball bat!

[anonym_Xd7eLwcbB8zv]

_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 13 November 2017 - 09:32 AM, said:

 

I was not being sarcastic; he is indeed a filthy seal clubber. When I saw his Blitzstars page my throat went hoarse because I produced such a solid ooF (complete with the voice crack, so as to be congruent with the Roblox death sound). Tip: when encountering an ooF-worthy situation, try and tame the solidness of your ooF unless you want to end up losing your voice like me. The potency of a solid ooF is not to be doubted!

 

Also, to arms! __Seal__, I call upon you to take up your nail-studded baseball bat and vanquish this abusive menace! To arms, brother, to arms! We shall avenge our sore throats by causing that aforesaid seal clubber to produce an ooF of his own, the solidness of which will rival the solidness of both of our ooFs combined, through the medium of an enthusiastic whack with your baseball bat!

 

OK now I'm pretty sure you're screwing with me, but I can't stop laughing xD

 

The idea that a grown man can even make a noise similar to the roblox oof is just downright hilarious to me xD

[Triode757]

The best player on NA is obviously general_big_ben...

https://www.blitzsta...general_big_ben

It's not even close.

/sarcasm

[someguyfromPitt]

I dont believe the stats you posted as its not from War Gaming offical site.

[LightSkinRizzKing]

Tanner

[Blartch]

ScumbagJuJu, on 13 November 2017 - 01:05 PM, said:

Tanner

 

 I feel like I’ve really done something special in a game when I just reach his usual average damage on a tank. 

[SpartacusDiablo]

You spelled SpartacusDiablo wrong.

[AdderaII]

Knight350, on 13 November 2017 - 11:50 AM, said:

Best Player in Blitz?

 

I am. 

 

 

No, wait, best liar in Blitz. I am the best liar in Blitz. 

Thats it. 

[XxTKOxX_warrior]

I vote tanner as well jeez dude has crazy stats

[_UrgleMcPurfle_]

Knight350, on 13 November 2017 - 11:35 AM, said:

 

OK now I'm pretty sure you're screwing with me, but I can't stop laughing xD

 

The idea that a grown man can even make a noise similar to the roblox oof is just downright hilarious to me xD

 

Erm, ah - I'm 14 years old. I can still quite easily emulate a dying Roblox character, and you bet I'm proud. If Blitz implemented the Roblox death sound whenever a tank blew up, I'd easily top all the other players; I spend all my free time ooFing as solidly as I can without causing any throat discomfort. Guess what this means? I'm the best player in Blitz.