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How to get to 60%, the stress-free way.


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4DeYoLoCaust #1 Posted 19 November 2017 - 04:45 AM

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1: Play a heavy with armor

2:be allergic to pain

3:pick a spot and wait for enemy(keep in mind that this is not camping, it's strategic patient, you can't be a camper if you don't play TD, if your teammate call you a camper, ignore them)

4: Ignore TD telling you to move forward

5:Ignore Meds and Lights screaming for help

6:Wait for team to kill most of the enemy then move and get the last kill. If team didn't kill most of the enemy, press home button if you're using mobile and alt+tab if you're using PC.

7:Wait for 5-7 min.

8:Repeat everything.

Extra: Down vote the guy at the bottom of the damage chart. If it's you, down vote the guy at the top. If the guy message you, block him.


Edited by 4DeYoLoCaust, 19 November 2017 - 04:46 AM.


NitroTheCreator #2 Posted 19 November 2017 - 04:50 AM

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Or play a Cromwell Berlin for the rest of your life 


I_Cant_Aim_Help_Me #3 Posted 19 November 2017 - 04:53 AM

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If only it were that ez

MessengerOfFear #4 Posted 19 November 2017 - 04:55 AM

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I like your signature, but not your post. Heavies hold the front line. When your team moves forward, you lead the group, except for when you have scouts. Then, you must hold the front line by using armor, damage, hp, and intimidation to keep the enemy from gaining momentum against your team. Communicate to your team to have them focus fire on certain tanks, or watch your flank or whatever, but never sit and do nothing. It only takes your team down a member to make it 6v7, taking hp, armor, and damage away from your team’s overall potential. Sitting around and not relocating to a more strategic point rewards only those who have a team member who made sure to wear their carry pants and do enough to make up for your own laziness and selfishness. Battles aren’t won by one person (usually) but are won by the team as a whole. That’s why those 0-damage-causing playersstill get a win even if they have done almost nothing. Teamwork is the REAL key to victory - the hard part is putting it into practice. Master teamwork, and you’ll be past 60% winrate in no time flat.
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Apple_Pen #5 Posted 19 November 2017 - 04:56 AM

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If you want to stat-pad use a tier 8 light tank... Like, black bulldong... I already boosted my stats by like 0.15%... 

 

 

by the way, in soviet Russa, there is god, its called Vodka... 


Edited by Apple_Pen, 19 November 2017 - 04:57 AM.

Nein

MarBearCat #6 Posted 19 November 2017 - 04:59 AM

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You and a friend get good 

in KV 1 and toon forever.

 

You will be mid to high 

60%er.

 

All it takes.



Grayghost2000 #7 Posted 19 November 2017 - 05:01 AM

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Play the KV1 or T1 heavy in a platoon and you will be 60% in no time at all

4DeYoLoCaust #8 Posted 19 November 2017 - 05:02 AM

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What is more stress-free than doing nothing?

_34 #9 Posted 19 November 2017 - 05:07 AM

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View Post4DeYoLoCaust, on 18 November 2017 - 09:02 PM, said:

What is more stress-free than doing nothing?

 

Play a tier 3.

RageKicker #10 Posted 19 November 2017 - 05:57 AM

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View Post4DeYoLoCaust, on 18 November 2017 - 11:45 PM, said:

*Snipped out the garbage*. There, that’s much better.


Edited by RageKicker, 19 November 2017 - 05:59 AM.

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topgun451 #11 Posted 19 November 2017 - 06:59 AM

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OP must be joking, or he is a joke. Maybe the worst advice evar. Reminds me of some Utube video claiming a great way to get exp is to go afk while u do other stuff.

 


Edited by topgun451, 19 November 2017 - 07:00 AM.


ChitFromChinola #12 Posted 19 November 2017 - 07:02 AM

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Dudes, OP is just joking. Don’t chew up a lot of time with serious replies . . .

topgun451 #13 Posted 19 November 2017 - 07:08 AM

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Lol, “can’t be a camper unless u play TD” just the opposite of truth. TD is the only vehicle that should be hidden away waiting for enemy, all others should be looking for red. Just think how great game would be if everyone followed OP’s advice, dah poo. If anyone takes this guy seriously u r a bigger joke than him.

 



_ArmoredGlassCannon #14 Posted 19 November 2017 - 07:31 AM

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Or seal club in tier 3 just like General_big_ben.

Edited by _Catsro, 19 November 2017 - 07:31 AM.

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TANKIST___DESTROYER #15 Posted 19 November 2017 - 07:58 AM

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Your idea is quite a weird one.....

Lol seal clubbing: SU-76 Ice Claw is a dream


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9_V0LT #16 Posted 19 November 2017 - 09:08 AM

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Or play a tier 5 TD.

You're always top tier, 80% of the time.

I don't know why


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Pittoors_ #17 Posted 19 November 2017 - 02:08 PM

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I'm surprised by how many can't recognize sarcasm.

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Afleet_Alex #18 Posted 19 November 2017 - 02:15 PM

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View PostPittoors_, on 19 November 2017 - 02:08 PM, said:

I'm surprised by how many can't recognize sarcasm.

 

No, you’re not ...

WizoGT379 #19 Posted 19 November 2017 - 02:30 PM

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Make a new account, play one battle, pray to Stalin that you win, 100 wr baby!

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Christsean123 #20 Posted 19 November 2017 - 02:35 PM

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View PostMarBearCat, on 18 November 2017 - 10:59 PM, said:

You and a friend get good 

in KV 1 and toon forever.

 

You will be mid to high 

60%er.

 

All it takes.

 

This and the double DW2 toon!

 

Solid advice OP. Thank you for sharing.


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