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jschev62 #1 Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:20 PM

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Time to do something about matchmaking . Top damage on my team and lose 10 straight , something is broke

_UrgleMcPurfle_ #2 Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:32 PM

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INB4 Ribble - "This belongs in the official matchmaking thread."

 

 


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4sfield #3 Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:44 PM

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  The playerbase is broken, not the matchmaker.

 

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tankeatingtiger #4 Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:53 PM

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Broken, the playerbase is. 

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fluffyteddy763 #5 Posted 01 January 2018 - 07:04 PM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 01 January 2018 - 06:32 PM, said:

INB4 Ribble - "This belongs in the official matchmaking thread."

 

 

 


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Sepp_Ulrich #6 Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:40 PM

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Today I won all my battles but 3, even got a Raseiniai with my french D2. I admit it. I was in the red team most of my battles.

jschev62 #7 Posted 05 January 2018 - 03:40 AM

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View Post4sfield, on 01 January 2018 - 06:44 PM, said:

  The playerbase is broken, not the matchmaker.

wthdoes that mean



VikkoTheTusken #8 Posted 05 January 2018 - 03:55 AM

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View Postjschev62, on 04 January 2018 - 11:40 PM, said:

wthdoes that mean

 

It means the matchmaker isn't the problem but more so the folks currently hitting the battle button only to 

A. Camp at spawn doing nothing but shooting at rocks

B. Driving into the enemy spawn and dying within the first minute of a pub battle

C. Drowning on Castilla within the first 2 minutes of the game.

D. Pushing players on one's same team into enemy fire

E. Blocking players from traveling in a given direction

F. Spamming "capture the base", driving there, and dying in the first minute of the battle

G. Being completely AFK

H. Any combination of or all of the above


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RibbleStripe #9 Posted 05 January 2018 - 07:49 AM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 01 January 2018 - 09:32 PM, said:

INB4 Ribble - "This belongs in the official matchmaking thread."

 

 

 

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