Jump to content


Bad News, the end is Near!


  • Please log in to reply
35 replies to this topic

SpartacusDiablo #1 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:02 PM

    Highly Illogical

  • Players
  • 28655 battles
  • 7,935
  • [III-R]
  • Member since:
    02-17-2014
I don't know if you've noticed but Blartch has been doing some pretty strange postings lately and I think I know the cause.  Blartch has achieved the Singularity.  What we see here are the kinks being worked out as he truly becomes one with the internet.  I'm afraid it's just a matter of time now before he reaches Skynet and beyond levels of power... We may only have a few weeks if not days before he is fully integrated into the worldwide computer network... 

Edited by SpartacusDiablo, 04 January 2018 - 03:32 PM.

Find me on Discord, [SpartacusDiablo#7879]

Rest in Peace CJ.  You will be missed.


Dark_Magician_Girl #2 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:05 PM

    #1 Reroll NA

  • Players
  • 40176 battles
  • 5,275
  • [_STR8]
  • Member since:
    10-02-2016
:medal:

STAR1 NA top 10 all-time ranked player - Blitzstars NA top 10 most winning all-time ranked player - Blitzstars NA top 10 highest career WN8 all-time ranked player - #1 ranked driver E75 STAR1 - Blitzstars 49 different vehicles with top 10 all-time NA WN8 - 35+ unique career 3000+ damage averages at high tiers - Captain of 3 top 8 NA tournament appearances - Content creator of map meta defining Blitz YT content - 1 of 3 Bushka masterclass candidates.

 

I am, the Dark Magician Girl

 


nicog45 #3 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:05 PM

    Sergeant

  • Players
  • 18093 battles
  • 333
  • [-PP]
  • Member since:
    11-24-2016
With the knowledge of the world computer, Blartch’s insults may become even more creative. I welcome our new overlord if this is the case!

Interested in joining CRUEL/CRU2l? Apply on our Discord! https://discord.gg/4PEJ9zy


VikkoTheTusken #4 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:06 PM

    URoRRuR'R'R

  • Players
  • 19235 battles
  • 3,553
  • [III-H]
  • Member since:
    01-03-2015

Rage Quit? Bad Teams? MM got you down? Click HERE for my Blitz Guide to better tanking

Twitter     Facebook     YouTube

My presence here on the forums is over. You can find me at the links above and on various Discord servers. If you're curious or feel like trolling, peruse [This Thread]

 


SpartacusDiablo #5 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:13 PM

    Highly Illogical

  • Players
  • 28655 battles
  • 7,935
  • [III-R]
  • Member since:
    02-17-2014
I heard that he'll be coming for the SPUD clan first...or was it last?  Dammit I always get those two confused.

Find me on Discord, [SpartacusDiablo#7879]

Rest in Peace CJ.  You will be missed.


__The_Dude_30__ #6 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:20 PM

    acrisis’s assistant

  • Players
  • 24290 battles
  • 2,978
  • [CRUEL]
  • Member since:
    09-30-2015
We must not let him get stronger! He is too powerful already! Hold back the Blartchness!

                           Signature by SpartacusDiablo   The king of signatures                                                                                                                       CRU2L Deputy. CRUEL/CRU2L discord: https://discord.gg/twdc4Dq

                                                                                                       o7 RatchetGod, R.I.P.

 


SieurPersil #7 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:30 PM

    Knight of the Round Potato

  • Players
  • 25048 battles
  • 1,164
  • [SPUDX]
  • Member since:
    12-21-2014
Resistance is futile........

Volunteer Tater Ambassador - Potentate Relationship Manager - Inter Clan Camping Liaison Officer. Knight of the round potato. Information regarding the hamac or our adirondack chairs available. Quote of the moment : "Will focus fire on WriterDude for beer"


SpartacusDiablo #8 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:30 PM

    Highly Illogical

  • Players
  • 28655 battles
  • 7,935
  • [III-R]
  • Member since:
    02-17-2014

You've been warned!


Find me on Discord, [SpartacusDiablo#7879]

Rest in Peace CJ.  You will be missed.


__The_Dude_30__ #9 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:34 PM

    acrisis’s assistant

  • Players
  • 24290 battles
  • 2,978
  • [CRUEL]
  • Member since:
    09-30-2015

View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 04 January 2018 - 10:30 AM, said:

You've been warned!

 

I cannot think of any better way to ever use photoshop.

                           Signature by SpartacusDiablo   The king of signatures                                                                                                                       CRU2L Deputy. CRUEL/CRU2L discord: https://discord.gg/twdc4Dq

                                                                                                       o7 RatchetGod, R.I.P.

 


SpartacusDiablo #10 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:48 PM

    Highly Illogical

  • Players
  • 28655 battles
  • 7,935
  • [III-R]
  • Member since:
    02-17-2014

View Post__The_Dude_30__, on 04 January 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

 

I cannot think of any better way to ever use photoshop.

Neither can I!


Find me on Discord, [SpartacusDiablo#7879]

Rest in Peace CJ.  You will be missed.


VelociTanker #11 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:50 PM

    Senior Sergeant

  • Players
  • 15747 battles
  • 544
  • Member since:
    05-21-2017
Blartch divided by zero.

Bias Much? KV-1 blocks 5,525 damage / 6 kills 

T34-1 2809 dmg Kolobanov replay on Mines
5.5 aka "The Great Nerfening" © VelociTanker LLC

 

 


_warL0rd_ #12 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:54 PM

    Senior Sergeant

  • Players
  • 45143 battles
  • 546
  • [FOE]
  • Member since:
    12-02-2014
Im just bewildered that his joke posts get more replies than my semi serious ones :(

RogueGen #13 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:55 PM

    Senior Sergeant

  • Players
  • 23335 battles
  • 921
  • [PROWE]
  • Member since:
    09-13-2015
So Blartch is going to become the living incarnation of Freakazoid! and take over the world/internet as we know it? We're all doomed!!!

SpartacusDiablo #14 Posted 04 January 2018 - 03:56 PM

    Highly Illogical

  • Players
  • 28655 battles
  • 7,935
  • [III-R]
  • Member since:
    02-17-2014

View Post_warL0rd_, on 04 January 2018 - 10:54 AM, said:

Im just bewildered that his joke posts get more replies than my semi serious ones :(

Sorry man, it's all in the delivery.


Find me on Discord, [SpartacusDiablo#7879]

Rest in Peace CJ.  You will be missed.


slayer_____ #15 Posted 04 January 2018 - 04:39 PM

    Spray and Pray

  • Players
  • 40372 battles
  • 3,065
  • [ATA2D]
  • Member since:
    07-10-2014
https://youtu.be/q5HfDIwNI8w

NICKEL_AND_DIME #16 Posted 04 January 2018 - 04:41 PM

    Insufficient Loyalty

  • Players
  • 54582 battles
  • 1,833
  • [III]
  • Member since:
    06-29-2014
He will overpower us all with wave cannon pulses of Cheerwine


reluctanttheist #17 Posted 04 January 2018 - 04:44 PM

    Canuck Didactics

  • Players
  • 26800 battles
  • 6,148
  • [III-H]
  • Member since:
    01-12-2015
I don't care, as long as he gives me good teams

Tanks:  _X: T110E5, T110E3, FV215b(183), IS-7, Obj.140  _IX: M103, T-54  _VIII: IS-6, T34, Lowe, T-44, IS-6, IS-3D  _VII: T-43, Comet, E25, AT-15A, SU-122-44
Usually on in the evenings Pacific time.  Intake Contact for Triarii Clan (PM for details)
Be a better player  |  Click here if you have lag  |  Graphics Settings for iOS  |  Check your ping with Pingplotter  |  Get good: watch Bushka!  |  Check out tanks on Tank Compare  and  BlitzHangar


Pitorkas #18 Posted 04 January 2018 - 05:09 PM

    3 de Asada Con Todo

  • Players
  • 61171 battles
  • 6,083
  • [H0B0S]
  • Member since:
    11-07-2014

View Postreluctanttheist, on 04 January 2018 - 08:44 AM, said:

I don't care, as long as he gives me good teams

 

This I guess? 

WriterDude #19 Posted 04 January 2018 - 05:24 PM

    My Posts Are Forum Prammo

  • Players
  • 23095 battles
  • 4,373
  • Member since:
    10-09-2014

View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 04 January 2018 - 08:02 AM, said:

I don't know if you've noticed but Blartch has been doing some pretty strange postings lately and I think I know the cause.  Blartch has achieved the Singularity. 

 


Worthy of focus fire by SPUDX.  Potato Cred Link

  

"In Blitz, there's a certain value in expeditiously moving to the inevitable." -WriterDude


bumblemoose #20 Posted 04 January 2018 - 05:30 PM

    Lieutenant With a Compass

  • Players
  • 18727 battles
  • 799
  • [SWAMP]
  • Member since:
    12-19-2014

 

Jerkface





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users