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Player_5773117413 #1 Posted 04 January 2018 - 09:55 PM

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SpartacusDiablo is worried. The whole forum is in a frenzy. Everyone's teeth are clenched as they ponder about the fate of our fellow forumer.

 

Never fear SPUDs! IRD/IRH have decided to mount a rescue operation* to get him back...at no charge to you, I might add.

 

The team: 

Oxbridge

thallseeingi

dedmeat137

1Joetom

HonicTheSedgehog

Posit1ve_

I_Maverick_I

Chariot_Solace

AlphaDeltaEpsilon

GenericMIKE

and yours truly

+ logistical support from the rest of [IRD] & [IRH]

 

 

So our plan is this: First, we have to find a T-800, a DeLorean, a flux capacitor, and some plutonium stolen from Libyan terrorists. Next, we'll assemble a time machine out of the DeLorean and flux capacitor (power it with the plutonium). Then we'll send the T-800 back in time we'll reexamine Blartch's recent threads to retrace his steps. Then we'll analyze his username for clues as to his whereabouts. The first clue that we have are the first three letters of his username; B, L, and A. The map Black Goldville also starts with the letters B, L, and A, so we'll being our search there.

 

This thread will be continuously updated with any new finds on our end. Any leads that any of you may have are greatly appreciated as they may assist our search. Moral support is also welcome. 

 

* Note: rescue operation might not yet be financially approved by IRD and IRH tyrant dictatorship. Actual operation will commence once if approval is obtained.

 

Update: Thread bait worked. Blartch has been brought back home safely. No need to shower us with gifts, it was our pleasure to help.


Edited by Player_5773117413, 05 January 2018 - 08:55 PM.

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SpartacusDiablo #2 Posted 04 January 2018 - 10:03 PM

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If Blartch has truly achieved the Singularity and does not want to be found he will not be found. His knowledge is doubling over and over and over at a rate faster than we can quantify. At this point he has moved so far beyond us that what are most likely like ants to him.

Blartch is not lost... We are.

Edited by SpartacusDiablo, 04 January 2018 - 10:06 PM.

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AOT_Jaeger2 #3 Posted 04 January 2018 - 10:10 PM

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View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 04 January 2018 - 05:03 PM, said:

If Blartch has truly achieved the Singularity and does not want to be found he will not be found. His knowledge is doubling over and over and over at a rate faster than we can quantify. At this point he has moved so far beyond us that what are most likely like ants to him.

Blartch is not lost... We are.

I suggest we begin sacrificing seals to the Great Blartch, so that we may gain his favor.


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SieurPersil #4 Posted 04 January 2018 - 10:16 PM

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Spud is saved !

IRD/IRH will rescue our Blartch from the bots.

Eh, when you find him, please tell him we split his beer supply amongst the Council members........we just wanted to ensure it was safe........burp.


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TheFluffiestSeal #5 Posted 04 January 2018 - 10:18 PM

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View PostAOT_Jaeger2, on 04 January 2018 - 10:10 PM, said:

I suggest we begin sacrificing seals to the Great Blartch, so that we may gain his favor.

 

I disagree. I suggest sacrificing humans to the Great Blartch, so that we may gain his favor. Humans are tastier than seals.

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theFANTASTICfox #6 Posted 04 January 2018 - 10:24 PM

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We should enlist the services of the legendary tracker, hunter, stalker, and rager, 1Gringo1

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NitroTheCreator #7 Posted 04 January 2018 - 10:56 PM

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Chariot_Solace #8 Posted 04 January 2018 - 10:56 PM

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Obviously he just took a road trip in his favorite vehicle of all time, the Grille 15, and will return to us rejuvenated and fulfilled, ready to share countless love stories and general praise of his thinly armored mistress.

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4sfield #9 Posted 04 January 2018 - 11:17 PM

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  There’s no saving Blartch, he’s going to Hell just like the rest of us.

 

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NateDawg2k16 #10 Posted 04 January 2018 - 11:19 PM

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We should invite BLUE_ROCK onto the team. He'll camp out in the wild to see if he can spot Blartch.

 

I'll also enlist the help of the Swedish Mafia. I'm not sure how they will take this, but I know I can force get my division in this search


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_The_Tactition_ #11 Posted 04 January 2018 - 11:55 PM

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Bbm_14 #12 Posted 04 January 2018 - 11:58 PM

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I thought I had found him but it was only a static shock touching my fridge... bummer.

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_Cletus #13 Posted 05 January 2018 - 12:11 AM

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Perhaps he's been taken by the society, in which case there is little hope.


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WizoGT379 #14 Posted 05 January 2018 - 12:58 AM

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View Post__Seal__, on 04 January 2018 - 05:18 PM, said:

 

I disagree. I suggest sacrificing humans to the Great Blartch, so that we may gain his favor. Humans are tastier than seals.

 

[Some omnipotent’s stomach rumbles in the background]

 

Spoiler

 


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WizoGT379 #15 Posted 05 January 2018 - 12:59 AM

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View PostNateDawg2k16, on 04 January 2018 - 06:19 PM, said:

We should invite BLUE_ROCK onto the team. He'll camp out in the wild to see if he can spot Blartch.

 

I'll also enlist the help of the Swedish Mafia. I'm not sure how they will take this, but I know I can force get my division in this search

 

well let’s get the BLUE_ROCK users as we were informed by a very well known and trustworthy source that it was multiple low level skrubs operating him....

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NateDawg2k16 #16 Posted 05 January 2018 - 01:09 AM

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View PostWizoGT379, on 04 January 2018 - 07:59 PM, said:

 

well let’s get the BLUE_ROCK users as we were informed by a very well known and trustworthy source that it was multiple low level skrubs operating him....

 

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someguyfromPitt #17 Posted 05 January 2018 - 01:13 AM

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So I checked Port Bay. 

 

He he paid his tab while in town at Shenanigans, one of the establishments in town. He had a Ruben, wait that was me. He was there yesterday at 3 am, about 4 to 5 hours before his random posts on the AT7. 

 

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little_brother_of_war #18 Posted 05 January 2018 - 01:13 AM

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View PostCletusrocks_ap, on 04 January 2018 - 06:11 PM, said:

Perhaps he's been taken by the society, in which case there is little hope.

yep...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Edited by little_brother_of_war, 05 January 2018 - 01:14 AM.


olddatsunfan #19 Posted 05 January 2018 - 01:21 AM

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View Post__Seal__, on 04 January 2018 - 02:18 PM, said:

 

I disagree. I suggest sacrificing humans to the Great Blartch, so that we may gain his favor. Humans are tastier than seals.

 

If you guys are all talking sacrifices and such, he's probably going to be found on Mayan Ruins ...
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jahawa #20 Posted 05 January 2018 - 01:59 AM

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All I wanted to do was platoon with Blartch at least once. Sigh..........

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