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[50_Action_Expresso]

The_Gister, on 22 January 2018 - 02:39 PM, said:

"Average damage in most Tier Xs of 2,100, a few exceptions here and there"

i think u mean 2800+?

oof

 

Really? It got raised? I could have sworn it was 2,100 for the most part, the more competitive tanks had higher required averages (I remember the STB being one of the highest)

[ahredstealth]

RommelTanker, on 22 January 2018 - 04:22 PM, said:

 

PRAMO. Let's see what I can remember.

• Minimum WR of 60% I believe
• Average damage in most Tier Xs of 2,100, a few exceptions here and there
• At least 100 battles in Tier Xs
• At least 2 Tier Xs. Or was it 3?
• Average damage of like 1,300+, maybe even more.

 

 

That can't be right.  I meet those requirements.  I think you've got a few numbers off or they haven't updated in a while.

[_Altria]

:/

Edited by Theartythief, 22 January 2018 - 11:05 PM.

[_Altria]

RommelTanker, on 22 January 2018 - 10:22 PM, said:

Let's just really quick recap the requirements for Seal's clan and all the other suggestions that you asked for.

 

COD-R:

• 3000 battles minimum
• Average Tier of 5+
• Average damage equaling the tier of your vehicle times 175. Example given: Tier VI= 1050.

PRAMO. Let's see what I can remember.

• Minimum WR of 60% I believe
• Average damage in most Tier Xs of 2,100, a few exceptions here and there
• At least 100 battles in Tier Xs
• At least 2 Tier Xs. Or was it 3?
• Average damage of like 1,300+, maybe even more.

HATED

• 57% WR minimum
• 1,200+ average damage/ 2,000 average Tier X damage
• 8,000 battles minimum
• 15+ battles a day

GRIM doesn't list requirements but most uni clans have at least a Tier X average of 2,000 and a WR of 57%+, GRIM's may be 60. Idk.

AFK

• 55% WR
• 1,300 average damage.

 

So to recap, you don't even qualify for any of these clans, you don't even own a single Tier X, you barely average 700 damage...

Need I go on or has my point been made?

 

I can't join any of those clans

[oicram1]

I was just thinking to myself that the forums have become boring with the loss of all the great contributors....but then this gem.  

 

I do however appreciate the sentiment, but, if I wanted to get all I wanted out of this game, I would wring my iPad like a warm wash cloth and get soaked by my gold and time.

 

I am at 56.84ish% and I would not be considered for pramo etc....

 

Good luck kid.

[RoadKutter]

RommelTanker, on 22 January 2018 - 02:01 PM, said:

 

You're asking to join PRAMO with a 49.5% WR?

Are you literally a r e t a r d?

 

I'll let you know that I can wipe the floor with you, as can just about anyone else on this forum who even gave a sh*t. And you want to join PRAMO.

 

That's it. All faith in humanity has been lost. I vote that we change the dominant race of Earth.

 

chill the f@*& out dude! Like you are any better, at least OP has aspirations to get good!

[VikkoTheTusken]

cheesehead247365, on 22 January 2018 - 05:59 PM, said:

That's confidence.  Maybe overstated a tad?

 

[oicram1]

I like the ALL CAPS too, really catches my attention. 

[_Yohtician]

GRIM used to be tops but now not so much. HATED were never top. Neither are AFK in general(they have an elite clan). I think you would make the cut for BWING, level 3/5 in the XWING family.

[fluffyteddy763]

Go join Z-95

[I_Am_Not_Toxic_I_Swear]

I'll find a way to get you into Void for a warchest 

[_Toast]

:thonking:

[Thatguyujustmet]

fluffyteddy763, on 22 January 2018 - 08:05 PM, said:

Go join Z-95

 

 

Sorry to report, but I think Z-95 has an unspoken requirement:  A Blood Dunning-Kruger Concentration (BDC) of less than 0.08%

[Motorbreath_]

_ohnoa_, on 22 January 2018 - 05:24 PM, said:

you suck m8

 

​Well at least you were blunt

[Motorbreath_]

RoadKutter, on 22 January 2018 - 06:24 PM, said:

 

chill the f@*& out dude! Like you are any better, at least OP has aspirations to get good!

 

​Ouch...

[_strych9]

Thank you all for the chuckles. Can't stop laughing.

 

[Ookla_the_Mok]

ilovezuma, on 22 January 2018 - 03:45 PM, said:

i absolutely have grown tired of waiting and dealing with sub par clans of nothing but horrible players, i need a top clan to join to match my skill level, i only have a 49% win rate however i easily beat members of these top clans, matchmaking is a screw when im more than capable of joining teams like PRAMO, GRIM, HATED, AFK if i was even given a chance, i seriously need a top clan to join

 

honestly otherwise i dont see a point to join another clan whats the point when you cant play with people of equal skill level?

 

Look, if your IGN was "iloveZIMA" as a twisted tribute to the worst beverage of the 90s, then you might be able to make a case that your stats defy reality. Sadly, your name is not "iloveZIMA."

 

Even my clan, BRSKT, which features only deeply flawed morons and miscreants, would not accept you with your combination of attitude, stats, and tinfoil-bad-team-logic.

 

However, if you change your name to the one mentioned above, shed the conspiracy theory, and provide one hug... then I will give you 30 days in BRSKT. It may not sound like much considering the member(s), but BRSKT has launched the tanking careers of many future unicums.*

 

*Prior results do not guarantee future results AND the statement is an outright lie.

[seal7862_FA]

Hey OP: First of all, COD-R is full. We’ve booted quite a few inactives/reroll accounts, but it is a bustling city. We would have to make room that we simply don’t have. 

 

Second of all: requirements. We aren’t too strict, have fairly laidback requirements, but you do not meet them. Over 30-day, you have a ~160 damage per tier, but we are looking for tankers with over 175. Keep going, you’re almost there. 

 

However, you do just barely meet the requirements of COD-S. If you are interested in that, we can talk. 

[seal7862_FA]

However, I should mention, we are looking for sane people. Your past posts will most definitely be taken into consideration if you want to join COD-S.

[Ookla_the_Mok]

__Seal__, on 22 January 2018 - 07:27 PM, said:

However, I should mention, we are looking for sane people. Your past posts will most definitely be taken into consideration if you want to join COD-S.

 

Start your research here: http://forum.wotblitz.com/index.php?/topic/90957-50-win-rate-s-a-lie/page__p__1408025#entry1408025