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HumanCoookie #61 Posted 12 June 2019 - 06:47 PM

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dang ):

Suggestions Thread for game improvement (now on Google Docs)

HNTS 101 [Normal Edition] (Due to be on Google Docs)

HNTS 101 [Map Edition]

HNTS 101 [Tank Edition]

also i lerned to hyperlink yay


SchnauzerKampfwagenIV #62 Posted 16 June 2019 - 07:50 PM

    If injured in battle please call Dr. S. Paul Abpraller III DVM E

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View PostBorisBaddenov, on 12 June 2019 - 04:37 PM, said:

Nope.

Well he's doing penance so I salute him for that. More Hail Mary's. 



DeathInTanks #63 Posted 16 June 2019 - 09:48 PM

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when it says dont block teammates, you should put that it can get you banned.
Remember what the general said. We're the cavalry. It would be bad form to arrive early; in the nick of time would do nicely.

Kevin_Rammage #64 Posted 17 June 2019 - 03:16 PM

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Used to love dropping a booster and yolo spotting on deadrail and not getting hit in my ru251. 

 



HumanCoookie #65 Posted 28 December 2019 - 07:39 AM

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*EDIT 14: Edited thread title, fixed a LOT of grammatical errors, updated 21.​ and  17., edited name of 29., and added some new topics (39. How to Win (Most Games)40. How to Play Pike Nosed Heavies (Most SU Heavies), and 41. How to Raise WN812/27/19                 

 

Notable Edit: 17. aka the equipment, one got updated to the current game version removing outdated spare parts information and introducing the new credit equipment types and each of their usefulnesses

 

Also, thanks for the feedback guys! I recently checked this again and saw it broke 7k views and I was like woah, that's like more than 1k views. 

 

I will move this thread to Google Docs, as I did to my suggestions thread, once I reach the character limit. Heads up. 

 

 


Suggestions Thread for game improvement (now on Google Docs)

HNTS 101 [Normal Edition] (Due to be on Google Docs)

HNTS 101 [Map Edition]

HNTS 101 [Tank Edition]

also i lerned to hyperlink yay


Stratocaster_ #66 Posted 28 December 2019 - 10:38 AM

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what a load of bollocks

 

the truth hurts and the truth is, no matter how much YOU don't suck, at least 5 of your teammates will, due to rigged matchmaking.

 

so, you will lose over and over and over again, even if you are a ninja.

 

if you are EXTREMELY lucky, MM will gve you ONE good teammate, and then you can eke out a win.

 

but that will happen less than 50% of the time.

 

in about 75% of your games, you will be the only good player on your team.



Directionally_Correct #67 Posted 28 December 2019 - 02:01 PM

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View PostStratocaster_, on 28 December 2019 - 05:38 AM, said:

what a load of bollocks

 

the truth hurts and the truth is, no matter how much YOU don't suck, at least 5 of your teammates will, due to rigged matchmaking.

 

so, you will lose over and over and over again, even if you are a ninja.

 

if you are EXTREMELY lucky, MM will gve you ONE good teammate, and then you can eke out a win.

 

but that will happen less than 50% of the time.

 

in about 75% of your games, you will be the only good player on your team.


Did you ever think it might be a you problem?


Here's to taking everything in moderation --- including moderation

 

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Stratocaster_ #68 Posted 28 December 2019 - 05:34 PM

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View PostDirectionally_Correct, on 28 December 2019 - 02:01 PM, said:


Did you ever think it might be a you problem?

i know it's not. way too many games where i kill 4-6 tanks and still lose. way too many.



Directionally_Correct #69 Posted 28 December 2019 - 05:41 PM

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View PostStratocaster_, on 28 December 2019 - 12:34 PM, said:

i know it's not. way too many games where i kill 4-6 tanks and still lose. way too many.

 

Didn't you just whine about this very subject a few weeks back? Still the same noise.

 

Personal accountability. You should try it. 

 

 


Here's to taking everything in moderation --- including moderation

 

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Stratocaster_ #70 Posted 28 December 2019 - 06:32 PM

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View PostDirectionally_Correct, on 28 December 2019 - 05:41 PM, said:

 

Didn't you just whine about this very subject a few weeks back? Still the same noise.

 

Personal accountability. You should try it. 

 

 

i think killing 6 tanks is pretty accountable.

 

and your personal attacks on me won't fix the rigged matchmaking.


Edited by Stratocaster_, 28 December 2019 - 06:34 PM.


DeathFiesta #71 Posted 29 December 2019 - 01:05 AM

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On Blocking team members, I would love to receive a green (0) damage hit (versus the red damage or black no damage hits from enemies) from behind to let me know I blocked someone.  I play mediums mostly, so timely feedback on blocking someone would be useful.



HumanCoookie #72 Posted 29 December 2019 - 05:17 AM

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View PostStratocaster_, on 28 December 2019 - 10:38 AM, said:

what a load of bollocks

 

the truth hurts and the truth is, no matter how much YOU don't suck, at least 5 of your teammates will, due to rigged matchmaking.

 

so, you will lose over and over and over again, even if you are a ninja.

 

if you are EXTREMELY lucky, MM will gve you ONE good teammate, and then you can eke out a win.

 

but that will happen less than 50% of the time.

 

in about 75% of your games, you will be the only good player on your team.

Though that might happen. Knowing how to play exceptionally well can tip the tides in battle. I've had countless moments in battles where its a 3 v 5 and it looks like we are going to lose but I or some other helpful person smartly YOLOs to kill some enemies. Lots of things you can do to change a battle's outcome, but yes, teams suck a lot; that makes it even more essential to know how to fight 


Suggestions Thread for game improvement (now on Google Docs)

HNTS 101 [Normal Edition] (Due to be on Google Docs)

HNTS 101 [Map Edition]

HNTS 101 [Tank Edition]

also i lerned to hyperlink yay


HumanCoookie #73 Posted 11 May 2020 - 07:31 AM

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I've reached the size limit on the original post so subsequent renditions will be added through the comments. I'll post more in bulk then so I don't spam the comments with 1 or 2 topics or edits. New edits will still be updated on the parent post, however, and I'll see if I can link the comment in the Change Log for easier navigation.

 

This current version was mainly to shorten and improve the section names. I also updated the 28 topics to work with the current game version and the rest will eventually be shorted/improved when I don't feel lazy lol.

 

*EDIT 15: Edited thread title, adjusted intro, updated topics 1-25, 30, and 37, fixed grammatical issues, removed 6. for redundancy issues, edited "Edits" section to "Change Log", removed all the spaces in Change Log, removed "Nice", and added two new topics (42. How to Win Supremacy Battles and 43. How to Find and Redeem Codes) 5/11/20

REMINDER: Fix Intro


Suggestions Thread for game improvement (now on Google Docs)

HNTS 101 [Normal Edition] (Due to be on Google Docs)

HNTS 101 [Map Edition]

HNTS 101 [Tank Edition]

also i lerned to hyperlink yay





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