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[WipWapJaws]

Just got a random message from a player.  Telling me I suck and I should play candy crush ,..... blah blah blah.  I responded with "a-ha".   He sent me tirade after tirade to which i just responded to each with a simple "a-ha"   After about the sixth message there was a break for a few minutes...  Then he sent me 

 

 

"sorry wrong person"

[_Tacky]

WipWapJaws, on 21 September 2018 - 05:58 AM, said:

Just got a random message from a player.  Telling me I suck and I should play candy crush ,..... blah blah blah.  I responded with "a-ha".   He sent me tirade after tirade to which i just responded to each with a simple "a-ha"   After about the sixth message there was a break for a few minutes...  Then he sent me 

 

 

"sorry wrong person"

 

LOL. I think he clicked on your name instead of the person who he was mad at

[_Tacky]

Nathanronco, on 16 September 2018 - 06:53 PM, said:

Once it was encounter in Vineyards in my T49 and they were down to one last red: Another T49. I'm further away than my teammates and they start to shoot him. I load HEAT knowing that it'll kill and I'll save creds. Maneuver to his butt and fire. And what do I get? A "We didn't penetrate their armor". Not a track not or anything; a BOUNCE. wth!!!!

 

this happens all the time. Then RNG suddenly loves you and HEAT decides to pen IS-5 driver hatch

[WipWapJaws]

Had a player in a Ferdy decide it was a great idea to go off on his own where he met a pair of light tanks who CODd him to dust, then proceeded to whine in chat... U are all noobs, u all suck....blah blah blah.   After the match I asked him wthdid he think was going to happen in on his own in a turretless TD and with 1000 odd matches are u sure you should be playing that tank.

 

His reply...

"I do what the [edited]I like, I am grinding accounts to sell them".

 

I replied,"Bull Shirt"

 

His response was to send me the names of two of the accounts we was working on.

 

My response "Screen shotted and reported,  you are more stupid than I realised"

 

So sent a ticket (which I dont do very often, tbh)  as it seem the most appropriate course of action

[Shellingstar]

I was in one of those chill rooms being ran by one of the few hosts around who isn't a jackwagon. In comes a player from FLOOP. The round starts. We're doing what the rooms name implies until the FLOOP guy decides to reinforce the stereotype and shoot my tanks side for no reason with his T110E3. I ask why and he goes "Keep crying". The next and last round he gets his chieftain Mark 6 and tried to take pot shots at me across the map while he and some other guy put on some tinfoil hats and talk about how the game is dying. I look at his profile and the guy is no other than a clan deputy.

[TO_Dominator]

In a tier ten match with a fail toon that had a t-44. t-44 does 2k dmg.

[_Tacky]

top tier. did 3.4k damage in the new wz 120 1 FT (playing on friends acc). next highest damage dealer on team was at 800 damage.... sometimes the teams are just crap.......

[TO_Dominator]

Tackywheat1, on 25 September 2018 - 11:49 PM, said:

top tier. did 3.4k damage in the new wz 120 1 FT (playing on friends acc). next highest damage dealer on team was at 800 damage.... sometimes the teams are just crap.......

 

Sometimes a tank is too op.

[MaxxDamage]

After 3 kills and 2k damage I’m down to 400 health in my e50.   e100 ranting at me cause I can’t save him from a grille and fv183 after he backed into a corner.  In the meantime our tier x fail toon combined for 350 damage

[aquaman10991]

So the other day I was playing the fcm 36 pak 40. And your probably thinking really? Who actually bought that thing? But hey maybe you’ll want one after this story.

 So I’m on mines. And I take the hill opposite the one with the tower. And my team and the other team all go to the tower hill. Mmmmmmm so many juicy targets. A big *** medium 3 sits on the corner and lets me single handedly destroy him. And at around 137 dmg (average for me my opinion not actual stat) per shot it’s not that hard. But despite nubs like this our team is worse. In 2 minutes all that’s left is me and a T7 car on 2 kills. And props to this guy for spotting and being and AMAZING TEAM PLAYER. But he got deleted my like 5 tanks at once :/ so it’s me vs 4 tanks. Oof. Then a t46 pulls up the path on the side of the cliff. Boom 200 dmg and dead. Next up, T2 COME ON DOWN! He follows up the hill behind the t46 and for some reason pauses long enough to let my 12 sec reload complete itself. He then reversed off the path (which mind you is still a steep ridge) and tracks himself. So I just kinda sorta maybe peek over the hill and BLamo. Dedified. But during all this the enemy t82 (I think that’s what it was) is capping and there’s still a full health cruiser left. So if your familiar with the fcm you must know that this thing isn’t one to charge an enemy position. With it mostly topping out at 20km mobility isn’t ideal. But with a few seconds of cap left I had to do it to him. CHARGEEEEEEE.......at 20 km........I’m bored. But hey the t82 left the cap because he’s thinking I’m a easy derp kill. He shoots. He dings. He dies. Now the cruiser is somewhere. I drive around the corner of the capping barn to see the cruiser running away with his turret facing me. I stick a shot into his engine which in turn causes him to start brewing up. But he survives with around 13 hp left. He becomes unspotted. About 30 secs later he pops up behind me! And then gets stuck on a rock. Easy kill. 5 kill game in this chubby little td. Fun times.

[Herbie_N124]

won a supremacy match in my Bromwell at Canyon, capped 2 bases alone, finished last alive and rolled green over 1000 cap points by running from and AT-8 and KV-2 after the last other green fighting them with me died.  Had 3rd highest team damage. 

post match PM about being a stupid nub camper...

[aquaman10991]

Lol I had that happen once in my chaff. Team died early but I ran from the 3heavies and the at2 left by just zooming around to each cap making sure they stayed green. Tho I finished top dmg they still said I was a stupid borderline 40er nub.

[Kiser_Sosei]

Mad games. I was invisible and so was an enemy tank. We ran into each other, and were both low enough on hit points that the ram damage killed us both, and we then both immediately appeared on screen dead.

[aquaman10991]

Something similar happened to me. I was invisible in my is 6 (I think) and on low health when suddenly a t25at was using his boost power up and came 80kph from behind a building drifting like friggin Tokyo Drift and slammed into me, killing us both lol! He just typed wthand I could hear Deja Vu playing distantly in the background.......

[Herbie_N124]

I've come to the conclusion that approximately 80% of players assume you were AFK if you didn't die in front of them or if you are the last alive. 

Capped 2 bases and had 1000 damage in a hopeless steamroll last night where half the team had 0 - 300 damage.   1000 damage isn't great, but as soon as the 6th green died someone started spamming "Report Crom B" while I fought 6v1.   

then I got a "lucky player" from him.  

 

wth. 

[outersketcher]

Played a Supremacy battle last night in my S35 CA French TD at Temple.

It was a tier VI battle. I was low tier.

 

I think I broke just about every TD rule in the playbook. 

 

Yoloed out in front of my team mates, dodging incoming fire from the red team defenders... to successfully cap Flag A. Then ran with our pack of heavies and charged an SU-100Y head on.

Charged into a brawl with a Jg.Pz. IV and a T-34. Got the Jag.

Capped Flag B.

Then charged head on against a KV-2. Jiggling and wriggling. His shot missed. Mine didn't. Got a nice chunk of hp outa him. A team mate finished him off. 

We won.

 

I was expecting a slew of "lucky player" awards. But none came heh.

 

 

Edited by outersketcher, 08 November 2018 - 06:31 PM.

[Lucasketch75]

I remember like it was yesterday. i had just gotten top modules on my LTTB.
As usual, people try to order me around because I'm a light, and all people think we're good for is spotting. One guy shouts "LTTB if u spot meds run back"
Kinda generic, but okay. Why not.

I forget the map name, but on the left side it had a concrete wall that spanned about 150 meters north to south. Room to play with, I thought.

I first spotted a KV-2 aiming at the meds in the middle of the map. I'm metaphorically miles away from my team, now in the northwest corner of the map. With a Vindicator, KV-1S, and others among the ranks still unspotted. If you cant tell, ive already tried to throw this match out, because everyone is huddled behind rocks, safely away from the "Big ScARy kV-2"

I pop a pen in the turret nook of the KV and keep moving.

Screw it, i thought, lets plow through top mid. I'm feeling ballsy.
Clearly they weren't expecting me, because I didnt get deleted right there. As i pop over the ridge, THREE HEAVIES, TWO TDS AND A MED (that sounds like a sitcom lol)

all on me by the time i rolled THROUGH the pack.

I peed a little, and only took 256 points of damage(???).

We still won too, and i got a legendary spot medal.

Well worth the soiled undies.

[outersketcher]

Lucasketch75, on 08 November 2018 - 12:47 PM, said:

I remember like it was yesterday. i had just gotten top modules on my LTTB.
As usual, people try to order me around because I'm a light, and all people think we're good for is spotting. One guy shouts "LTTB if u spot meds run back"
Kinda generic, but okay. Why not.

I forget the map name, but on the left side it had a concrete wall that spanned about 150 meters north to south. Room to play with, I thought.

I first spotted a KV-2 aiming at the meds in the middle of the map. I'm metaphorically miles away from my team, now in the northwest corner of the map. With a Vindicator, KV-1S, and others among the ranks still unspotted. If you cant tell, ive already tried to throw this match out, because everyone is huddled behind rocks, safely away from the "Big ScARy kV-2"

I pop a pen in the turret nook of the KV and keep moving.

Screw it, i thought, lets plow through top mid. I'm feeling ballsy.
Clearly they weren't expecting me, because I didnt get deleted right there. As i pop over the ridge, THREE HEAVIES, TWO TDS AND A MED (that sounds like a sitcom lol)

all on me by the time i rolled THROUGH the pack.

I peed a little, and only took 256 points of damage(???).

We still won too, and i got a legendary spot medal.

Well worth the soiled undies.

 

Hahahah!. I can imagine that. 

"WAAAAAAHH OHH (explecity-explicit-plicit!!)... whew..)

[Herbie_N124]

Completely opposite incident over the weekend.   I had an unremarkable battle in the Rudy, did about 800 damage and died.   

Green won, we were carried by the top guy (61% WR) with around 3K damage.  The guy sends me a friend request immediately and PM's me to tell me how awesome I was.  

I was waiting for it, pretty sure he was just going to be a sarcastic  a$$, but he was just cool.    

I'm actually more scared and concerned now than if someone would have made actual threats to hunt me down and cause bodily harm.  

Perhaps it was "friend a nub day" in his clan?

[Lucasketch75]

outersketcher, on 08 November 2018 - 09:18 PM, said:

 

Hahahah!. I can imagine that. 

"WAAAAAAHH OHH (explecity-explicit-plicit!!)... whew..)

Exactly that. The KV-1S and the med (pretty sure it was a VK) decided to chase me after, even though my team was spotted and almost literally right there. My heartbeat shook my phone!