

Stories From The Otherside
#41 Posted 26 April 2018 - 06:36 PM
#42 Posted 26 April 2018 - 07:42 PM
I blushed and followed him around for the rest of the game. Shucks.
Just say 'NO' to Vanity
#43 Posted 26 April 2018 - 07:42 PM
I straight-up fell off the bridge on the old Canals map while in my Matilda. She just shrugged off the fall, and I kept fighting from my new position. Good girl.
I've won Three Supremacy battles as the last player on my team.... in my AT8... that's right.. Three battles.. AT8... yah I'm just as appalled as you are.
And one time in Castilla. I'm up on the hill in a medium I think. But there was a red British TD on the edge of that concrete ridge around the castle.. I charged into his side and just.. puuuuuussshed him over the side to tumble down into the river below. Funny thing was.. HE SURVIVED.. and started crawling out of the water. Had to run down there and finish him. Was cool tho.
But the most recent silliness. Was just yesterday. AT Fort Despair. I was in my stug. And we got flanked by three lights and one medium. I got the medium but was still taken apart. So I was watching. And ..and.. our VK28.1 was parked halfway behind a bush.. shooting at the reds. HIS BUTT totally in view tho.. he kept spinning his turret in confusion as the reds all shot at him.. he pulled forward a little more into the bush..but . naw man.. his butt was hanging out there in the open.. I tried to tell him.. "DUDE! YOUR BUTTS hanging out!" But got no response.. maybe he had chat off? Anyway.. I just watched.. my jaw dropped, appalled.. till he was destroyed.
Edited by outersketcher, 26 April 2018 - 07:44 PM.
I try to follow the wise teachings of Mr Miyagi. "Best defense, no be there."
...don't get hit... don't get hit... don't get hit... OWWW you %$#$!... don't get hit... don't get hit... don't get hit...
#44 Posted 26 April 2018 - 09:00 PM
The_real_Tbone, on 26 April 2018 - 01:36 PM, said:
That's some low class chit there.
Heavy Is The Cat That's Carried!
#45 Posted 26 April 2018 - 09:06 PM
This is hilarious. Back near the start of my Blitz career, I couldn't drive the Ms Piggy for nuttin'.
This is what happens to a Red that happens to drive into the Hetzer's "Hog Waller" aka Pig Pen.
Heavy Is The Cat That's Carried!
#46 Posted 26 April 2018 - 09:22 PM
Ohh... dear... lordy... it was difficult to watch you struggle with driving that hetzer.. hahah. I kept wanting to scream "get out da drivers seat! lemme drive!"
clearly, you got better.
A TOAST to us bridge faller offers!
I try to follow the wise teachings of Mr Miyagi. "Best defense, no be there."
...don't get hit... don't get hit... don't get hit... OWWW you %$#$!... don't get hit... don't get hit... don't get hit...
#47 Posted 27 April 2018 - 04:24 PM
outersketcher, on 26 April 2018 - 09:22 PM, said:
Ohh... dear... lordy... it was difficult to watch you struggle with driving that hetzer.. hahah. I kept wanting to scream "get out da drivers seat! lemme drive!"
clearly, you got better.
A TOAST to us bridge faller offers!
Does it count if I was pushed off once in my ue by a GREEN covananter?
Edited by Shellingstar, 27 April 2018 - 04:25 PM.
#48 Posted 27 April 2018 - 09:30 PM
ANOTHER COMMENT OR QUESTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY A BLISSFULLY ABOVE AVERAGE PLAYER.
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#49 Posted 30 April 2018 - 12:25 AM
fangs58, on 14 April 2018 - 01:04 AM, said:

And that kids, is how you exceed to a label beyond "Super Unicum".
"trash camper suck" -legendario189 on borsig drivers (hint: I was the borsig driver )
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#50 Posted 30 April 2018 - 02:55 AM
trogvision, on 30 April 2018 - 12:25 AM, said:
And that kids, is how you exceed to a label beyond "Super Unicum".
Not even just Unicum that is the most amazing thing. I like the thank but not that much.
ANOTHER COMMENT OR QUESTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY A BLISSFULLY ABOVE AVERAGE PLAYER.
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#51 Posted 01 May 2018 - 04:13 AM
#52 Posted 01 May 2018 - 06:26 PM
LOL I love and hate supremacy for the same reason. Few things worse than beating red to a 1-survivor pulp then realizing they're at 925 on the clock. I almost feel guilty when I'm the one dodging bullets while green's clicks past 995, but the strategy is sometimes fun.
Grinding my German medium VK something-or-other tier VII thing towards the Indien Pz. Been a weird ride. Fought a tier VII / VIII match last night, Black Goldville. Ran into all 7 reds at their spawn. They literally never moved, and annihilated us in about 60 seconds.
I've come to accept that the instant way to become an expert is to die first. You can then spend the rest of the game telling your team everything their doing wrong, after you've rocketed your LTTB into 7 reds. If you die in a flaming 14-second YOLO, you haven't earned the right to spam "nub team".
I had a Tiger (P) about 50 yds in front of me last night, shooting him with the upgraded gun in the side of his turret while he tunneled on someone else. 1st shot, nothing. 2nd shot, he's still at full health, and no, it's not red where I'm shooting. 3rd shot APCR, Tiger (P) still at full health. 4 shots, 0 damage.
Edited by Herbie_N124, 03 May 2018 - 03:50 PM.
#53 Posted 09 May 2018 - 09:52 AM
#54 Posted 10 May 2018 - 11:18 PM
Slowly...denoobing...
44% 45% 46% 47% 48% 49% Next up: 50%
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If at first it doesn't succeed, try again. If it still doesn't work, stop trying. It's stupid. -LOL_GET_REKT123
#55 Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:43 PM
Falls Creek in the T-44 the other day, Supremacy. The whole team goes to the rocks, I go to the buildings alone and cap A. I circle behind the brawling lines, take out an AT-15 from behind, then move into the rear of the reds and start shooting everything that moves as fast as I can reload. Reds are dying, we're winning. Chat starts blowing up "Report T-44". "Thumbs down T-44". We won, I had top damage. I PM post-game, "report T-44 for what?" No response.
wat in the actual fcuk.
#56 Posted 19 May 2018 - 06:05 PM
Edited by Dfranco_df04, 19 May 2018 - 06:06 PM.
#57 Posted 19 May 2018 - 08:20 PM
#58 Posted 22 May 2018 - 09:53 PM
This one is always so funny and embarrassing. You might of hear this story from me before.
I used to think that Black Prince was a player’s name.
So for for a while there, I was like...
”good to see you again black prince”
“wow what a coincidence we are in the same mm again”
“hey black prince”
“that was a great game you had last time, black prince”
Then I realized it’s a name of a tank.
The other players probably thought I was some nut.
Doh!!!
Edited by ___ez_e___, 22 May 2018 - 09:55 PM.
#59 Posted 31 May 2018 - 06:06 PM
last night, I became someone else's "Story From the Other Side". Driving my Panther at Canal. When the shooting starts, it's like no one sees me. I'm landing hits at will as fast as I can reload, no one is even looking my way. It's like fish in a barrel and I'm all wound up.
The battle is going well and I mentally check off an easy "W" for green. As I get in position for another shot I realize we're suddenly 3 green vs 4 red, then suddenly 2 greens disappear.
A 1-hit TD charges me right behind a 1/2-health Tiger P. I dispatch the TD and then ....I YOLOcharge the TIger, I get the dumb-thumbs, instead of completing a COD I hang up on the side of a hill and get killed like the nub moron I am.
....then I notice the chat. "RUN AND LIVE". What?
I got so wound up in the fight I FORGOT IT WAS SUPREMACY. We were at 900-ish vs red's ~400. *sigh*
#60 Posted 31 May 2018 - 07:44 PM
+1
_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 13 April 2018 - 10:38 AM, said:
I remember a couple weeks ago I met a salty boi and hit him with a "no u" and he went ballistic in PMs. A solid 15 lines of pure rage.
+1
i use this myself alot. "No U!" is so insanely Triggering.

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