Its All about misdirected shame
Its All about misdirected shame
Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe: [combat] "arm")
Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. succulentnmeals!
Shoot anything that don't speak English- Hacksaw Ridge
Tank historian in training
Against Update 5.5 Tech Tree Changes and will always be!
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Just had one of "those sort of players". Playing in a tier 8-9 match and right at the start the Concqueror starts spamming "I am the leader follow me", "you must follow me" etc. The match its self was nothing significant but looking at the post battle stats, the Conc did a decent amount of damage but mostly from the back of the map. I messaged the Conc. Why do you think you are the leader? He replied "I was top of list at the start" ......
Smh
I replied you do realise the list is just Alphabetically by tier. Tier 9 a, b, c ... Tier 8 a, b, c .... have a look at it in your next match.
His response after a while..... "F U"
Looking at his stats yup you guessed it, just the sort of player we love, less than 5k matches and a glorious 43%wr (39% in the Conc).
This ladies and gentlemen is our player base
Edited by Shellingstar, 14 June 2018 - 05:25 PM.
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Don't play the game anymore. If you see me online, it is most likely someone else playing. I'm back
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I finish a match at Oasis Palms in my VK 30.01 P last night, topped the team at 1800 damage but we lost. A KV-2 who landed 2 shots and died is still telling me how much I suck via PM. At 79 battles I'm at 2,700 WN8 in the thing.
All this technology yet you still can't punch someone through a mobile device?
Signed:
---Rael
Signed:
---Rael
I had a game, that quite frankly, still confuses me. 2 days ago I bought an E100, my first tier 10 tank. So of course as someone who has no experience with these machines, I play cautious. That, and I only have the 128mm gun.
The Map is desert sands, the mode is supremacy, and as usual the nigh omnipresent death star is on both teams. So everyone drives to base C, including our Death Star. I didn't really care until he drove into base C, completely exposes himself to the enemy E100 and Death Star, shoots, misses, then gets hit by said enemy Death Star, and looses 1,000 hp, all the while spamming "Attack!" in chat. After that moment of idiocy he pulls back out of the base, and I drive in, using the building as cover. I know I can't peek-a-boom, and admittedly have no idea what to do.
After our Death Star reloads he spams attack again, and I peek out to see the enemy well positioned. So I try to reverse, but find I can't. That fool is pushing me, yelling attack! So he forces me out in the open, side exposed, and I end up losing 2,000 hp after like 2 or 3 hits. He then lets me reverse with like 300 left. He drives out again like an idiot and dies, while in chat I say one word. "Why". He then replies, "U ***" (It was censored, but I think we all know what he said).
Edited by subject_Zd, 09 July 2018 - 04:09 PM.
subject_Zd, on 09 July 2018 - 04:08 PM, said:
I had a game, that quite frankly, still confuses me. 2 days ago I bought an E100, my first tier 10 tank. So of course as someone who has no experience with these machines, I play cautious. That, and I only have the 128mm gun.
The Map is desert sands, the mode is supremacy, and as usual the nigh omnipresent death star is on both teams. So everyone drives to base C, including our Death Star. I didn't really care until he drove into base C, completely exposes himself to the enemy E100 and Death Star, shoots, misses, then gets hit by said enemy Death Star, and looses 1,000 hp, all the while spamming "Attack!" in chat. After that moment of idiocy he pulls back out of the base, and I drive in, using the building as cover. I know I can't peek-a-boom, and admittedly have no idea what to do.
After our Death Star reloads he spams attack again, and I peek out to see the enemy well positioned. So I try to reverse, but find I can't. That fool is pushing me, yelling attack! So he forces me out in the open, side exposed, and I end up losing 2,000 hp after like 2 or 3 hits. He then lets me reverse with like 300 left. He drives out again like an idiot and dies, while in chat I say one word. "Why". He then replies, "U ***" (It was censored, but I think we all know what he said).
One problem though. How does a 183 push something that weighs twice as much as it and has 400 more horsepower?
Took off towards C on dead rail last night in the Bromwell. LTTB cuts in front of me at an angle, before I can react I clip his back corner and he spins out. LTTB gets on my case, spams "wthCROM?!" rage, even blocks me out at one point and cost me some HP.
Reds were all over and I can't fight and chat at the same time. I wait until after the battle, gonna PM this guy, "hey, sorry 'bout that. Don't know if one of us is lagging or what but you cut in front of me when we hit...etc."
So I click on his name, guy as almost 5,000 battles, 38% WR, 294 average damage.
Even as a 40%er myself, I'm beginning to understand the 40%er hate a bit more each match.
Herbie_N124, on 12 July 2018 - 03:26 PM, said:
Took off towards C on dead rail last night in the Bromwell. LTTB cuts in front of me at an angle, before I can react I clip his back corner and he spins out. LTTB gets on my case, spams "wthCROM?!" rage, even blocks me out at one point and cost me some HP.
Reds were all over and I can't fight and chat at the same time. I wait until after the battle, gonna PM this guy, "hey, sorry 'bout that. Don't know if one of us is lagging or what but you cut in front of me when we hit...etc."
So I click on his name, guy as almost 5,000 battles, 38% WR, 294 average damage.
Even as a 40%er myself, I'm beginning to understand the 40%er hate a bit more each match.
The difference is that you are getting much better and can see that. Great improvement.
zulton55, on 12 July 2018 - 07:13 PM, said:
The difference is that you are getting much better and can see that. Great improvement.
the check is in the mail thx m8
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Don't play the game anymore. If you see me online, it is most likely someone else playing. I'm back
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Red Type 62 sends global:
"lets not kill"
"meet in middle"
"I don't kill, I'm Canadian"
And green responds with multiple OKs. Type clown shows up on top of a dune and sits for a bit (I couldn't get a shot). Green team relieves him of about 70% of his hit points before he decides to stop giving peace a chance.
cheasesteak, on 20 July 2018 - 02:06 PM, said:
Red Type 62 sends global:
"lets not kill"
"meet in middle"
"I don't kill, I'm Canadian"
And green responds with multiple OKs. Type clown shows up on top of a dune and sits for a bit (I couldn't get a shot). Green team relieves him of about 70% of his hit points before he decides to stop giving peace a chance.
*relieving HP is not killing*
also I blindshot ammoracked an SU-152 who was never spotted...
#blindshotcommontdcampingplaces
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Don't play the game anymore. If you see me online, it is most likely someone else playing. I'm back
Permanent credit deficit
I came over a ridge too fast at port bay by the bridge and all 7 reds lit up. I got smoked immediately.
Got a "verified complaint" for inactivity in battle, two thumbs down. I was FRICKEN DEAD, not afk, ffs people.
Edited by TigerthtCat, 25 July 2018 - 02:45 PM.
This is not really an in-game story, but a post-game one, and I wish I had saved a screenshot, but the fella involved must have blocked me, because the conversation disappeared. So anyway, earlier today at Middleburg green calls hill (multiple players, including me) - all of us go there except this one Hetzer - I'm calling him out - "ALL means you too, Hetz!" - he ignores me, goes town alone, gets obliterated, does zero damage, and yet green wins with six players still alive. I look at his stats. Only 160 battles, WR ca. 40%. So I send him a message - "You're new - one thing you never want to do is go off by yourself. Do you have chat enabled? Because multiple players called for the team to go hill; you should have gone with us!"
Response - "stfu. I play the way I want to play."
Okay then.
I send him another message "Well, if you don't prefer winning to losing, then suit yourself, but this is a team game, and you're handicapping your team. These are real people you're messing over; you're not playing against and with bots."
So then I get a long, detailed, and angry diatribe - full of asterisks. I think he questioned my parentage, my sexual orientation, who knows what else. He's coming over from PC; he knows what he's doing, yada, yada, yada.
My response, because at this point, I'm having fun with him - "I'm going to start calling you Mr. Dunning-Kruger, and in fact, I think your first name should be Asterix. Asterix Dunning-Kruger. It has a nice Hollywood ring to it, don't you think?"
Then all evidence of the conversation disappeared, so I do believe that's when he blocked me.
I'm too old to be a seal clubber! I can't tell you the last time I even went to a club!
"Go back to tier III!" - Every stat-fetisher who ever got salty with me in post-game chat
Des fois ce jeu est laid comme un coin de banquette, laisses-mon te dire...
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