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[PanzertroopenVT]

 

 

Its All about misdirected shame

[75th_Division_Commander]

I manage to hold a tier 6 enemy team in my T1 Heavy while the rest of my team chased down an enemy leopard

[WipWapJaws]

Just had one of "those sort of players".  Playing in a tier 8-9 match and right at the start the Concqueror starts spamming "I am the leader follow me", "you must follow me" etc.  The match its self was nothing significant but looking at the post battle stats, the Conc did a decent amount of damage but mostly from the back of the map.  I messaged the Conc.  Why do you think you are the leader?   He replied "I was top of list at the start" ......

 

Smh

 

I replied you do realise the list is just Alphabetically by tier.  Tier 9 a, b, c ... Tier 8 a, b, c ....  have a look at it in your next match.

 

His response after a while..... "F U"

 

Looking at his stats yup you guessed it, just the sort of player we love, less than 5k matches and a glorious 43%wr (39% in the Conc).

This ladies and gentlemen is our player base 

[Shellingstar]

Earlier today in one of those glitch rooms a posse of Turkish people driving Russian tds showed up and round after round killed everyone not in their collective.

Edited by Shellingstar, 14 June 2018 - 05:25 PM.

[Tackywheat1]

It's odd how after my second break from the game... when I come back I start meeting lots of forumers in game....

[Herbie_N124]

I finish a match at Oasis Palms in my VK 30.01 P last night, topped the team at 1800 damage but we lost.  A KV-2 who landed 2 shots and died is still telling me how much I suck via PM.    At 79 battles I'm at 2,700 WN8 in the thing. 

All this technology yet you still can't punch someone through a mobile device?     

[A_raellgunawsome]

Once I was playing on Falls Creek in the KV-4 and I was at the bridge where the heavies usually brawl, and the gap between the  two sides of the bridge? An RU came at me and I trapped him inside, so it was just him backing up and me rolling slowly forward, and he kept pinging off of my armor. If you are having trouble picturing this, think of a trash compactor, and that's exactly what it looked like. I squished him against the edge of the map for 800+dmg

[A_raellgunawsome]

Once I was in a Panther 2 and I was firing as fast I as I could. We ended up losing, but I got a Mastery Badge , so it was worth it

[subject_Zd]

I had a game, that quite frankly, still confuses me.  2 days ago I bought an E100, my first tier 10 tank.  So of course as someone who has no experience with these machines, I play cautious.  That, and I only have the 128mm gun.

 

  The Map is desert sands, the mode is supremacy, and as usual the nigh omnipresent death star is on both teams.  So everyone drives to base C, including our Death Star.  I didn't really care until he drove into base C, completely exposes himself to the enemy E100 and Death Star, shoots, misses, then gets hit by said enemy Death Star, and looses 1,000 hp, all the while spamming "Attack!" in chat.  After that moment of idiocy he pulls back out of the base, and I drive in, using the building as cover.  I know I can't peek-a-boom, and admittedly have no idea what to do.

 

After our Death Star reloads he spams attack again, and I peek out to see the enemy well positioned.  So I try to reverse, but find I can't.  That fool is pushing me, yelling attack!  So he forces me out in the open, side exposed, and I end up losing 2,000 hp after like 2 or 3 hits.  He then lets me reverse with like 300 left.  He drives out again like an idiot and dies, while in chat I say one word.  "Why".  He then replies, "U ***" (It was censored, but I think we all know what he said).

 

Edited by subject_Zd, 09 July 2018 - 04:09 PM.

[Shellingstar]

subject_Zd, on 09 July 2018 - 04:08 PM, said:

I had a game, that quite frankly, still confuses me.  2 days ago I bought an E100, my first tier 10 tank.  So of course as someone who has no experience with these machines, I play cautious.  That, and I only have the 128mm gun.

 

  The Map is desert sands, the mode is supremacy, and as usual the nigh omnipresent death star is on both teams.  So everyone drives to base C, including our Death Star.  I didn't really care until he drove into base C, completely exposes himself to the enemy E100 and Death Star, shoots, misses, then gets hit by said enemy Death Star, and looses 1,000 hp, all the while spamming "Attack!" in chat.  After that moment of idiocy he pulls back out of the base, and I drive in, using the building as cover.  I know I can't peek-a-boom, and admittedly have no idea what to do.

 

After our Death Star reloads he spams attack again, and I peek out to see the enemy well positioned.  So I try to reverse, but find I can't.  That fool is pushing me, yelling attack!  So he forces me out in the open, side exposed, and I end up losing 2,000 hp after like 2 or 3 hits.  He then lets me reverse with like 300 left.  He drives out again like an idiot and dies, while in chat I say one word.  "Why".  He then replies, "U ***" (It was censored, but I think we all know what he said).

 

One problem though. How does a 183 push something that weighs twice as much as it and has 400 more horsepower?

[Herbie_N124]

Took off towards C on dead rail last night in the Bromwell.   LTTB cuts in front of me at an angle, before I can react I clip his back corner and he spins out.   LTTB gets on my case, spams "wthCROM?!" rage, even blocks me out at one point and cost me some HP.   

Reds were all over and I can't fight and chat at the same time.   I wait until after the battle, gonna PM this guy, "hey, sorry 'bout that.  Don't know if one of us is lagging or what but you cut in front of me when we hit...etc."  

So I click on his name, guy as almost 5,000 battles, 38% WR, 294 average  damage.   

 

Even as a 40%er myself, I'm beginning to understand the 40%er hate a bit more each match.  

[zulton55]

Herbie_N124, on 12 July 2018 - 03:26 PM, said:

Took off towards C on dead rail last night in the Bromwell.   LTTB cuts in front of me at an angle, before I can react I clip his back corner and he spins out.   LTTB gets on my case, spams "wthCROM?!" rage, even blocks me out at one point and cost me some HP.   

Reds were all over and I can't fight and chat at the same time.   I wait until after the battle, gonna PM this guy, "hey, sorry 'bout that.  Don't know if one of us is lagging or what but you cut in front of me when we hit...etc."  

So I click on his name, guy as almost 5,000 battles, 38% WR, 294 average  damage.   

 

Even as a 40%er myself, I'm beginning to understand the 40%er hate a bit more each match.  

 

The difference is that you are getting much better and can see that.  Great improvement.

[Herbie_N124]

zulton55, on 12 July 2018 - 07:13 PM, said:

 

The difference is that you are getting much better and can see that.  Great improvement.

 

the check is in the mail    thx m8

 

 

[Tackywheat1]

Castellia... T-34-1 with a vk28 teammate..... 2v6 and won all because of that little hill that separates the center hill and one of the team spawns. Literally camped up there and farmed damage

[Herbie_N124]

Had to calm a post-match discussion after giving someone a 07, he thought I was being cocky and that I meant the match was like 0 vs. 7 since we won. 

[cheasesteak]

Red Type 62 sends global:

 

"lets not kill"

"meet in middle"

"I don't kill, I'm Canadian"

 

And green responds with multiple OKs.  Type clown shows up on top of a dune and sits for a bit (I couldn't get a shot).  Green team relieves him of about 70% of his hit points before he decides to stop giving peace a chance. 

[Tackywheat1]

cheasesteak, on 20 July 2018 - 02:06 PM, said:

Red Type 62 sends global:

 

"lets not kill"

"meet in middle"

"I don't kill, I'm Canadian"

 

And green responds with multiple OKs.  Type clown shows up on top of a dune and sits for a bit (I couldn't get a shot).  Green team relieves him of about 70% of his hit points before he decides to stop giving peace a chance. 

 

*relieving HP is not killing*

also I blindshot ammoracked an SU-152 who was never spotted...

#blindshotcommontdcampingplaces

[Herbie_N124]

I came over a ridge too fast at port bay by the bridge and all 7 reds lit up.  I got smoked immediately.  

Got a "verified complaint" for inactivity in battle, two thumbs down.   I was FRICKEN DEAD, not afk, ffs people.  

[TigerthtCat]

One time in something like a 2v3 I'm in my T-54 Lightweight zooming along in the north spawn in canals, I turn to go over the bridge and skid one way desperate to control I turn the other way and go over the edge as I'm turning back south. I fall off and teammate loses.

Edited by TigerthtCat, 25 July 2018 - 02:45 PM.

[TonnerreCadien]

This is not really an in-game story, but a post-game one, and I wish I had saved a screenshot, but the fella involved must have blocked me, because the conversation disappeared. So anyway, earlier today at Middleburg green calls hill (multiple players, including me) - all of us go there except this one Hetzer - I'm calling him out - "ALL means you too, Hetz!" - he ignores me, goes town alone, gets obliterated, does zero damage, and yet green wins with six players still alive. I look at his stats. Only 160 battles, WR ca. 40%. So I send him a message - "You're new - one thing you never want to do is go off by yourself. Do you have chat enabled? Because multiple players called for the team to go hill; you should have gone with us!"

Response - "stfu. I play the way I want to play."

 

Okay then.

 

I send him another message "Well, if you don't prefer winning to losing, then suit yourself, but this is a team game, and you're handicapping your team. These are real people you're messing over; you're not playing against and with bots."

 

So then I get a long, detailed, and angry diatribe - full of asterisks. I think he questioned my parentage, my sexual orientation, who knows what else. He's coming over from PC; he knows what he's doing, yada, yada, yada.

 

My response, because at this point, I'm having fun with him - "I'm going to start calling you Mr. Dunning-Kruger, and in fact, I think your first name should be Asterix. Asterix Dunning-Kruger. It has a nice Hollywood ring to it, don't you think?"

 

Then all evidence of the conversation disappeared, so I do believe that's when he blocked me.