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Turd___Ferguson #1 Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:16 PM

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I was lurking over the weekend and realized I don't know most of the people on the forums anymore.  I guess that happens after a year of absence.  Either way, just thought I would drop by and quickly say hello to the community.  I miss the game and the people I used to enjoy "speaking with" on the forum.  I am still actively involved in the 501 family through Slack and have gratefully been introduced to a new game to replace my need for pixel tanks.

 

Hope all is well here in Blitz land and happy tank to you all.


 

o7

Turd


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boppinbobby #2 Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:37 PM

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o7 Turd,

 a lot of the 501 crowd seem to be gone these days.


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NICKEL_AND_DIME #3 Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:38 PM

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Has it really been a year?  Long time.  And I understand why it's been that long.  o7


PanzertroopenVT #4 Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:41 PM

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View PostTurd___Ferguson, on 07 May 2018 - 01:16 PM, said:

I was lurking over the weekend and realized I don't know most of the people on the forums anymore.  I guess that happens after a year of absence.  Either way, just thought I would drop by and quickly say hello to the community.  I miss the game and the people I used to enjoy "speaking with" on the forum.  I am still actively involved in the 501 family through Slack and have gratefully been introduced to a new game to replace my need for pixel tanks.

 

Hope all is well here in Blitz land and happy tank to you all.


 

o7

Turd

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And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.

 

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reluctanttheist #5 Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:54 PM

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HEY TURD!

 

Nice to hear from ya.  What are you playing these days?  I tried my hand at PUBG, and it's pretty good as an idea, but I don't play it much.  The recent release of Armored Warfare Assault is ok too, but still juvenile in its style.


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Dan_Deerso #6 Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:59 PM

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That's a name I haven't seen in a while, not sure if my loud mouth was open when you stopped posting actively. 

 

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Meat_Locker #7 Posted 07 May 2018 - 07:04 PM

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Turdy!!!! Dude, you are missed! Often shot at but missed!

 


 


cheasesteak #8 Posted 07 May 2018 - 07:04 PM

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07 Turd.  Still keeping up with the hard work of ignoring recruitment applications to your clan? 

 

 

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cheasesteak #9 Posted 07 May 2018 - 07:05 PM

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View Postreluctanttheist, on 07 May 2018 - 06:54 PM, said:

The recent release of Armored Warfare Assault is ok too, but still juvenile in its style.

I really wanted to hate it, but it is strangely compelling. 


 

 

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DrFerd #10 Posted 07 May 2018 - 07:06 PM

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o7 Mr Ferguson.  Whats going on around here?

WG giveth ____ and WG taketh _____ away. We just fill in the blanks relative how rotten present conditions are.

 

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NA Moderators - having them taketh away has killed the forum community for many

Sparts and equipment - 3.8 fail keeps on failing away

Ranked battles - a way to collect all the worst decision makers in one place

Endless events - WG giveth not quite enough currency to complete them

 

 

 


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outersketcher #11 Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:04 PM

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Hiya Turd.. The games moves on. Some battles are rough.. some are exhilerating. It's a shame you no longer play.. would like to meet you on the battle field one day.

 


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Turd___Ferguson #12 Posted 07 May 2018 - 08:38 PM

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Yeah. I’m still undefeated post 3.9.  Up 1-0.  I play pubg and like it, but have mostly been playing arcade mode since it’s faster. What it lacks is progression. With no tiers and really only wins and top 10 finishes matterig I’m finding it less addictive than blitz was, which is aokay with me. Glad to see many of you are still around. Hopefully y’all still enjoy Blitz and hopefully it some day returns to it’s former status. 

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VikkoTheTusken #13 Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:52 PM

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Icefang50 #14 Posted 08 June 2018 - 03:18 PM

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View PostTurd___Ferguson, on 07 May 2018 - 08:38 PM, said:

Yeah. I’m still undefeated post 3.9.  Up 1-0.  I play pubg and like it, but have mostly been playing arcade mode since it’s faster. What it lacks is progression. With no tiers and really only wins and top 10 finishes matterig I’m finding it less addictive than blitz was, which is aokay with me. Glad to see many of you are still around. Hopefully y’all still enjoy Blitz and hopefully it some day returns to it’s former status. 

 

with the removal of spare parts and TIMERS, may he return?

Turd___Ferguson #15 Posted 17 July 2018 - 02:14 AM

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View PostIcefang50, on 08 June 2018 - 10:18 AM, said:

 

with the removal of spare parts and TIMERS, may he return?

 

nope.  Not even playing pubg anymore.  In a way I owe wg a thank you for breaking my habit!  Glad they finally listened to the players. Took a while but better late than never.  

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“No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.” - George S. Patton

I don't always eat tacos, but when I do they're from here: http://www.districttaco.com

 





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