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Poll: My _Cole_ (15 members have cast votes)

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Do you have a burning, sizzling passion for my _Cole_?

  1. Yes (1 vote [6.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.67%

  2. OH YEAH OF COURSE (14 votes [93.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 93.33%

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_UrgleMcPurfle_ #1 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:42 AM

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I love nothing more

Than my beautiful, succulent _Cole_

Oh! My _Cole_!

I desire nothing else

My seven _Cole_ give me life

They preserve me, protect me

They also hinder my vision

Don't tell me YOU don't look in the mirror

and admire your _Cole_

Don't tell me YOU don't have a passion

for my _Cole_

For my _Cole_ are bulbous

Juicy

Delicious 

Plump

Scrumptious

Saturated with pulpy nectar

And they make me proud

 

Thank you, 

 

_UrgleMcPurfle_


I love nothing more / Than my beautiful, succulent chins . . .

 

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_UrgleMcPurfle_ #2 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:44 AM

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Note: as Dan smartly put it, _Cole_ is a pillar of the community and deserves a thread dedicated solely to exalting him to the level he deserves. Please do not misinterpret this thread as an incoherent effort to somehow insult such a wonderful human being.

I love nothing more / Than my beautiful, succulent chins . . .

 

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Marlajane11 #3 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:47 AM

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Yes! The thread I have been waiting for! :popcorn:

_UrgleMcPurfle_ #4 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:52 AM

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View PostMarlajane11, on 08 May 2018 - 07:47 PM, said:

Yes! The thread I have been waiting for! :popcorn:

 

I think I need to upgrade my poem, which was written well over a year ago. Or perhaps, the low quality and corniness adds to the effect? Idk.

I love nothing more / Than my beautiful, succulent chins . . .

 

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Redsniper77 #5 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:58 AM

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It's great to see the community support their greatest members!

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AsianSensati0n #6 Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:02 AM

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That is brilliant!! +1
Falcons blew a 17 point lead vs Jay Cutler

_UrgleMcPurfle_ #7 Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:23 AM

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View Post_Cole_, on 08 May 2018 - 08:02 PM, said:

That is brilliant!! +1

 

...and to think I went to such great lengths only to receive these three words? Come on, _Cole_, you gotta give me more.

I love nothing more / Than my beautiful, succulent chins . . .

 

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PlagueVendor #8 Posted 09 May 2018 - 03:18 AM

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I'm confused.

XTREMEgecko79 #9 Posted 09 May 2018 - 12:24 PM

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Haha, made my day. +1

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PanzertroopenVT #10 Posted 09 May 2018 - 12:30 PM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 08 May 2018 - 09:23 PM, said:

 

...and to think I went to such great lengths only to receive these three words? Come on, _Cole_, you gotta give me more.

 

Cole slugs!


Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm"

Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. Immediately. No? Well, here’s the thing—if you don’t, I’ll be forced to activate my black-hole-strength succ and literally slurp your mouth empty of moist, succulent meat via the Fastest Succ in the West, i.e. my succ. Because you see, oral hoarder of moist and succulent meat, I’ve personally contacted our resident Mok and he’s declared that “your” moist, succulent meat is mine!

 

And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.

 

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Silver_Lions #11 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:18 PM

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A Haiku:

 

 

Prose Written By _Cole_

Gives One the Shakes, Rattles & Rolls

Like Eating Grapefruit by Dole


 



PanzertroopenVT #12 Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:01 PM

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Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm"

Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. Immediately. No? Well, here’s the thing—if you don’t, I’ll be forced to activate my black-hole-strength succ and literally slurp your mouth empty of moist, succulent meat via the Fastest Succ in the West, i.e. my succ. Because you see, oral hoarder of moist and succulent meat, I’ve personally contacted our resident Mok and he’s declared that “your” moist, succulent meat is mine!

 

And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.

 

  1. I bow to the elephant-faced deity (Ganesh) who is capable of removing all obstacles. I pray for blessings and protection.

__Seal__ #13 Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:17 PM

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He deserves more. PRAMO, let him in!

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Ruby_Rose_ #14 Posted 09 May 2018 - 04:53 PM

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View Post__Seal__, on 09 May 2018 - 10:17 AM, said:

He deserves more. PRAMO, let him in!

 

Nah
PNCR should recruit him
He has so much potential to let you guys take the #1 spot on NA!!!


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MudkipAtWar #15 Posted 09 May 2018 - 09:51 PM

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This looks eerily like a copy paste. But you'd never do such a thing.

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75th_Division_Commander #16 Posted 28 May 2018 - 05:54 PM

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What happened to your chins!?

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NoobieDude #17 Posted 28 May 2018 - 08:06 PM

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_Cole_ is the epitome of self-love, Hit Skins, and eloquent communication.   :teethhappy: 

Ericmopar #18 Posted 31 May 2018 - 01:34 PM

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Pizza.

 


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