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Poll: My _Cole_ (15 members have cast votes)

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Do you have a burning, sizzling passion for my _Cole_?

  1. Yes (1 vote [6.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.67%

  2. OH YEAH OF COURSE (14 votes [93.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 93.33%

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_UrgleMcPurfle_ #1 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:42 AM

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I love nothing more

Than my beautiful, succulent _Cole_

Oh! My _Cole_!

I desire nothing else

My seven _Cole_ give me life

They preserve me, protect me

They also hinder my vision

Don't tell me YOU don't look in the mirror

and admire your _Cole_

Don't tell me YOU don't have a passion

for my _Cole_

For my _Cole_ are bulbous

Juicy

Delicious 

Plump

Scrumptious

Saturated with pulpy nectar

And they make me proud

 

Thank you, 

 

_UrgleMcPurfle_


I love nothing more / Than my beautiful, succulent chins . . .

 

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_UrgleMcPurfle_ #2 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:44 AM

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Note: as Dan smartly put it, _Cole_ is a pillar of the community and deserves a thread dedicated solely to exalting him to the level he deserves. Please do not misinterpret this thread as an incoherent effort to somehow insult such a wonderful human being.

I love nothing more / Than my beautiful, succulent chins . . .

 

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Marlajane11 #3 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:47 AM

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Yes! The thread I have been waiting for! :popcorn:

_UrgleMcPurfle_ #4 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:52 AM

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View PostMarlajane11, on 08 May 2018 - 07:47 PM, said:

Yes! The thread I have been waiting for! :popcorn:

 

I think I need to upgrade my poem, which was written well over a year ago. Or perhaps, the low quality and corniness adds to the effect? Idk.

I love nothing more / Than my beautiful, succulent chins . . .

 

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Redsniper77 #5 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:58 AM

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It's great to see the community support their greatest members!

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AsianSensation21 #6 Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:02 AM

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That is brilliant!! +1
Falcons blew a 17 point lead vs Jay Cutler

_UrgleMcPurfle_ #7 Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:23 AM

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View Post_Cole_, on 08 May 2018 - 08:02 PM, said:

That is brilliant!! +1

 

...and to think I went to such great lengths only to receive these three words? Come on, _Cole_, you gotta give me more.

I love nothing more / Than my beautiful, succulent chins . . .

 

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PlagueVendor #8 Posted 09 May 2018 - 03:18 AM

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I'm confused.

XTREMEgecko79 #9 Posted 09 May 2018 - 12:24 PM

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Haha, made my day. +1

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PanzertroopenVT #10 Posted 09 May 2018 - 12:30 PM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 08 May 2018 - 09:23 PM, said:

 

...and to think I went to such great lengths only to receive these three words? Come on, _Cole_, you gotta give me more.

 

Cole slugs!


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Silver_Lions #11 Posted 09 May 2018 - 01:18 PM

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A Haiku:

 

 

Prose Written By _Cole_

Gives One the Shakes, Rattles & Rolls

Like Eating Grapefruit by Dole


 



PanzertroopenVT #12 Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:01 PM

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Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm") refers to a command within the Heer of the GermanWehrmacht, responsible for the affairs of panzer (tank) and motorized forces shortly before and during the Second World War

__Seal__ #13 Posted 09 May 2018 - 02:17 PM

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He deserves more. PRAMO, let him in!

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Ruby_Rose_ #14 Posted 09 May 2018 - 04:53 PM

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View Post__Seal__, on 09 May 2018 - 10:17 AM, said:

He deserves more. PRAMO, let him in!

 

Nah
PNCR should recruit him
He has so much potential to let you guys take the #1 spot on NA!!!


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MudkipAtWar #15 Posted 09 May 2018 - 09:51 PM

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This looks eerily like a copy paste. But you'd never do such a thing.

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Time to find another boat

Rest in piece FLEET

 

                                                                                    

75th_Division_Commander #16 Posted 28 May 2018 - 05:54 PM

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What happened to your chins!?

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NoobieDude #17 Posted 28 May 2018 - 08:06 PM

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_Cole_ is the epitome of self-love, Hit Skins, and eloquent communication.   :teethhappy: 

Ericmopar #18 Posted 31 May 2018 - 01:34 PM

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Pizza.

 


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