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Fu_Manchu_ #1 Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:19 PM

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Yes folks, you're reading that right. Five kills and a grand total of 1074 damage. That's an average of just over 200 per shot for a gun with average alpha of 400.

 

My first five shots all missed or bounced before I finally starting doing some damage. When my toonmate died, I was left up on one of those raised platforms (Dynasty's pearl) against three 1-shot tanks.

 

I don't know whether to be embarrassed or proud of this game lol.

 

 

 

 

Can you beat the simultaneous awesomeness-patheticness of a Radley-Walters + Kolobanov with only 1074 damage in an OP tier VII tank?


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RommelTanker #2 Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:20 PM

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Yes, I can. I once had a game while grinding my KV-2 stock ages ago when I was platooning with a friend and it was Tier VII supremacy vs. me with the U-11 and stock engine and tracks. I won by capture point against 4 full health Tier VII heavies (it was on Middleburg)

 

I did 500 damage that game and earned just over 300 EXP.


Edited by RommelTanker, 16 May 2018 - 10:21 PM.

I sense heresy.


michaeltsoon #3 Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:21 PM

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WMd76 #4 Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:24 PM

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Yes i can 

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Fu_Manchu_ #5 Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:32 PM

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View PostRommelTanker, on 16 May 2018 - 03:20 PM, said:

Yes, I can. I once had a game while grinding my KV-2 stock ages ago when I was platooning with a friend and it was Tier VII supremacy vs. me with the U-11 and stock engine and tracks. I won by capture point against 4 full health Tier VII heavies (it was on Middleburg)

 

I did 500 damage that game and earned just over 300 EXP.

 

That is pathetic but I can't decide if it's more pathetic or not though, because winning by points in supremacy is a smart strategy.

 

 

View Postmichaeltsoon, on 16 May 2018 - 03:21 PM, said:

There are no "pathetic" epic medals. As long as you aren't holding back your shots, it doesn't concern me if you get a lot of kills with very little damage. I'll take you on my team any time

 

Thanks man. Based on your stats, it's me who should be thankful if I get you on green.

 

 

View PostWMd76, on 16 May 2018 - 03:24 PM, said:

Yes i can 

Skip to 1:26

 

About to leave work for the day. Will check out the video in the morning.


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NoobieDude #6 Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:38 PM

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F.M. its a good win dude. and just like mike says. " There are no "pathetic" epic medals. As long as you aren't holding back your shots, it doesn't concern me if you get a lot of kills with very little damage. I'll take you on my team any time"

 GJ FM. and a +1 to mike too.



Ookla_the_Mok #7 Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:39 PM

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VonMiller58 #8 Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:30 AM

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I have just turned on the jets and won against 3 a few times...sometimes with very low damage

 

 

If situation presents that I have the speed, driving skill and supremacy bases to win a game on Engine and driving alone, I take it 100% of the time.

 

 

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Edited by VonMiller58, 17 May 2018 - 12:31 AM.

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Jonny_applesauce #9 Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:44 AM

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you played a Lupus. 

 

You lost credits in a premium tank with a premium account active

 

yet you got a Kolobanov's 

 

nope can't beat that


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gordonchau #10 Posted 17 May 2018 - 01:25 AM

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bg2b #11 Posted 17 May 2018 - 01:32 AM

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I recall someone posting about an AFK getting a Kolobanov medal in Supremacy when the remaining reds couldn't find and kill the guy or stop all the caps in time.

__The_Phantom__ #12 Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:56 AM

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Try to get a Radley by ramming people hahaha

 

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RogueGen #13 Posted 17 May 2018 - 04:19 AM

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ABN_TNKR #14 Posted 17 May 2018 - 06:14 AM

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A win is a win IMO no matter how ugly it may be lol. 

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Fu_Manchu_ #15 Posted 17 May 2018 - 02:29 PM

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View Postmichaeltsoon, on 16 May 2018 - 03:21 PM, said:

There are no "pathetic" epic medals. As long as you aren't holding back your shots, it doesn't concern me if you get a lot of kills with very little damage. I'll take you on my team any time

 

View PostNoobieDude, on 16 May 2018 - 03:38 PM, said:

F.M. its a good win dude. and just like mike says. " There are no "pathetic" epic medals. As long as you aren't holding back your shots, it doesn't concern me if you get a lot of kills with very little damage. I'll take you on my team any time"

 GJ FM. and a +1 to mike too.

 

I think I might disagree with you both now...

 

 

Unlike Rommel's story above, this is not a stock tank. It's fully upgraded and has 5 slots equipped. I got blasted down to around 50 hp early in the game and fled the scene of the beating. The only good thing I did was sneaking behind the reds to cap C to secure the points win.

 

I only have 9 Kolobanov's and 2 of them came last night, and 4 have come in the last 11 days.

 

 

 

View PostOokla_the_Mok, on 16 May 2018 - 03:39 PM, said:

You played a game in the Lupus. Be ashamed.

 

I do feel a little ashamed every time I drive it. Especially because I bought it expecting great things and delivering decidedly mediocre things.

 

 

 

View PostJonny_applesauce, on 16 May 2018 - 05:44 PM, said:

you played a Lupus. 

 

You lost credits in a premium tank with a premium account active

 

yet you got a Kolobanov's 

 

nope can't beat that

 

Kinda what I was thinking.

 

 

View Postgordonchau, on 16 May 2018 - 06:25 PM, said:

The IS is the real hero

 

Yes, the IS-2 and my toonmate put in some serious work. If I hadn't missed/bounced those first 5 shots, it would have been a very different battle.

 

 

View Postbg2b, on 16 May 2018 - 06:32 PM, said:

I recall someone posting about an AFK getting a Kolobanov medal in Supremacy when the remaining reds couldn't find and kill the guy or stop all the caps in time.

 

LOL, that is some funny stuff.

 

 

View Post__The_Phantom__, on 16 May 2018 - 08:56 PM, said:

Try to get a Radley by ramming people hahaha

 

Btw, I guess you have Karma protection on you Manchu, I just killed you with the T34 and now I have no internet connection for unknown reasons, everything just went offline hahaha (using mobile data now)

 

I made the necessary sacrifices and offerings to WG and the ghost of Stalin...you evidently did not and have now offended them.


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ahredstealth #16 Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:19 PM

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View PostOokla_the_Mok, on 16 May 2018 - 04:39 PM, said:

You played a game in the Lupus. Be ashamed.

 

Not only drove a Lupus, but also put up a prime example of how military honor is completely farking stupid, useless, and gets padded worse then WN8 and Win Rate...

 

I mean, hey, when something deplorable is done, don't stop with just the tip of the ice burg mate.

 

View PostFu_Manchu_, on 17 May 2018 - 08:29 AM, said:

Yes, the IS-2 and my toonmate put in some serious work. If I hadn't missed/bounced those first 5 shots, it would have been a very different battle.

 

It's a good thing you only up-voted the platoon mate then.  I mean, we b*tch non stop on the forums about military honor, and how stupid it is, and it should be removed...

 

But then go and abuse it like that ourselves.  

 

I mean... C'mon man.  C'mon.


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Fu_Manchu_ #17 Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:30 PM

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View Postahredstealth, on 17 May 2018 - 10:19 AM, said:

 

Not only drove a Lupus, but also put up a prime example of how military honor is completely farking stupid, useless, and gets padded worse then WN8 and Win Rate...

 

I mean, hey, when something deplorable is done, don't stop with just the tip of the ice burg mate.

 

 

It's a good thing you only up-voted the platoon mate then.  I mean, we b*tch non stop on the forums about military honor, and how stupid it is, and it should be removed...

 

But then go and abuse it like that ourselves.  

 

I mean... C'mon man.  C'mon.

 

I did upvote the IS-2, after the screenshot. I usually take my screenshots before up/downvoting but forgot to this time.

 

If it's so pointless, why are you getting your panties in such a knot over it?

 

Edit: Are you arguing that my toonmate didn't deserve an upvote? How do you know I didn't give him a lucky player? I often give those (or sociable player) to clanmates as a joke. In this case it was an effective player and, IMO, a well deserved one.


Edited by Fu_Manchu_, 17 May 2018 - 07:34 PM.

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Blartch #18 Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:32 PM

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Impressive.  Win's a win.

 

Closest I can come is winning a 1v6 with 1500ish damage in my Type 62 (was Supremacy, so I kinda cheated but not)



ahredstealth #19 Posted 17 May 2018 - 07:49 PM

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View PostFu_Manchu_, on 17 May 2018 - 01:30 PM, said:

 

I did upvote the IS-2, after the screenshot. I usually take my screenshots before up/downvoting but forgot to this time.

 

If it's so pointless, why are you getting your panties in such a knot over it?

 

Edit: Are you arguing that my toonmate didn't deserve an upvote? How do you know I didn't give him a lucky player? I often give those (or sociable player) to clanmates as a joke. In this case it was an effective player and, IMO, a well deserved one.

 

Are you sure I'm  the one with my panties in a knot over this?

 

Check my stats and see how long it's been since military honor has effected me in any way at all.  You came back just to edit your post and defend it.  Someone seems quick on the defensive today.  Want to borrow the boy scout knot book for a bit?

 

Besides, I'm commando today.  I should have done laundry last night but instead decided to catch up on Lethal Weapon via Playstation Vue.  :shrug:

 

It's simply amusing to me because it's something that is constantly b*tched about on the forums, along with, in no particular order:

 

- Matchmaking

- Spare Parts

- Going Town on a Map

- How bad the player base is.

 

If we had a mod auto-deleting those topics, the forums would be down to soley people posting random screen shots of games they are proud of, a few videos of people playing random tanks, and prammo hate threads.

Take those away, and we're probably down to Blartch posting random comical updates on stuff/tanks, and OMK talking about killing entire teams in his Kenny.


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Ookla_the_Mok #20 Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:17 PM

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