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Beander #1 Posted 21 May 2018 - 05:27 AM

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Over the last few years it's been PRAMO, GRIM, SRT, PNCR, and VOID who've been ruling over the joke of an NA scene in tourneys and pubs. Today I'm here to announce the official recruitment for the future best clan in NA, [SCAMO]. Our clan is set out to take over NA and compete in top tourney play with the current best clans and knock them up like the Russians and Europeans do every year. 

 

Requirements

 

The reqs for joining are strict, but obviously exceptions can be made based on 30 day and signs of actually being semi competent at a game that requires 2 hands which I'm assuming most players don't have.

 

66%+ Winrate

1800+ average damage

2750+ in tier tens 

Willingness to play in comp and show up for training/tournaments 

A brain (A full brain not an eighth of a brain like most players do)

2 working hands

2 eyes that can see stuff within 2 feet of you 

A general sense of what the hell you're doing

 

Applying

 

Anyone who wants to apply can either send a request straight to the clan or ask me in game and I'll consider the final decision.

 


Edited by BudgetPramoBender, 21 May 2018 - 05:30 AM.


fluffyteddy763 #2 Posted 21 May 2018 - 05:43 AM

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What's a brain?
I've reached a point in my life where I've decided I'm not old. I'm actually 20, but with shipping and handling!

fluffyteddy763 #3 Posted 21 May 2018 - 05:46 AM

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In all seriousness though, good luck trying to get recruits with those high averages. There are few with those above requirements all met, and those that do probably already have a clan that they won't be keen on leaving.
I've reached a point in my life where I've decided I'm not old. I'm actually 20, but with shipping and handling!

Kade18 #4 Posted 21 May 2018 - 05:48 AM

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View PostBudgetPramoBender, on 20 May 2018 - 11:27 PM, said:

Over the last few years it's been PRAMO, GRIM, SRT, PNCR, and VOID who've been ruling over the joke of an NA scene in tourneys and pubs. Today I'm here to announce the official recruitment for the future best clan in NA, [SCAMO]. Our clan is set out to take over NA and compete in top tourney play with the current best clans and knock them up like the Russians and Europeans do every year. 

 

Requirements

 

The reqs for joining are strict, but obviously exceptions can be made based on 30 day and signs of actually being semi competent at a game that requires 2 hands which I'm assuming most players don't have.

 

66%+ Winrate

1800+ average damage

2750+ in tier tens 

Willingness to play in comp and show up for training/tournaments 

A brain (A full brain not an eighth of a brain like most players do)

2 working hands

2 eyes that can see stuff within 2 feet of you 

A general sense of what the hell you're doing

 

Applying

 

Anyone who wants to apply can either send a request straight to the clan or ask me in game and I'll consider the final decision.

 

I think I fit the requirements pretty well, I don’t for the highlighted parts though, is that a problem??

 


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Beander #5 Posted 21 May 2018 - 06:07 AM

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If you look at the clan in game, I have recruited the might brony/weeb overlord CONCEP. This revolution will make those ones in the Middle East look very insignificant 

moezlife #6 Posted 21 May 2018 - 07:36 AM

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no u

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TPSB3 #7 Posted 21 May 2018 - 07:36 AM

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Steeby said he of da approve

 

 


_RudyInc #8 Posted 21 May 2018 - 08:23 AM

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SCAMO > PRAMO :trollface:

supersnimho #9 Posted 21 May 2018 - 10:25 AM

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Time for the usurp of NA power! All hail Bender...

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Dark_Magician_Girl #10 Posted 21 May 2018 - 11:15 AM

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How is this any different in function from PRAMO?

STAR1 NA top 10 all-time ranked player - Blitzstars NA top 10 most winning all-time ranked player - Blitzstars NA top 10 highest career WN8 all-time ranked player - #1 ranked driver E75 STAR1 - Blitzstars 44 different vehicles with top 10 all-time NA WN8 - 40 unique career 3000+ damage averages at high tiers - Captain of 5 top 8 NA professional tournament appearances - Content creator of map meta defining Blitz YT content - 1 of 3 Bushka masterclass candidates.

 

I am, the Dark Magician Girl

 


Motorbreath_ #11 Posted 21 May 2018 - 11:35 AM

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New Blitz Order version 2.0?

Defaultz #12 Posted 21 May 2018 - 01:48 PM

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This is just propaganda to make people like pramo again right.

yl1de #13 Posted 21 May 2018 - 02:18 PM

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The New Blitz Order was entertaining.  

_Verstappen #14 Posted 21 May 2018 - 02:51 PM

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[Scamo] Budget Pramo

 


_Pridefall #15 Posted 21 May 2018 - 02:56 PM

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Meh

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Copsde5735 #16 Posted 21 May 2018 - 03:16 PM

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Lemme jOiN

THE_Viajero #17 Posted 21 May 2018 - 03:38 PM

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I highly recommend you to change the name for something that does not sounds like the word "scam" :P

Any way, good luck! :honoring:


Edited by THE_Viajero, 21 May 2018 - 04:02 PM.

Viajero means Traveler 

 

:medal:

ps: I'm a not native English speaker, so, sorry for any mistakes (or maybe the autocorrector trolled me XD) 

 


Poptart_Pounder #18 Posted 21 May 2018 - 06:49 PM

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The future is now grandpa

 



_Foxbat #19 Posted 22 May 2018 - 06:23 PM

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Good luck recruiting. o7

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