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T6 Dracula Goth Tank Piercings and mascara Some guy named Peter

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Blartch #1 Posted 29 June 2018 - 09:05 PM

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Goth Tank's inner pain knows no limits.  Goth Tank is so Goth, Timothy Burton says, "lighten up, Goth Tank!".  Goth Tank IS a tattoo.  The Only crayon Goth Tank used in preschool was black.  Goth Tank refuses to use fabric softener, because it craves the pain.

 



ScumbagJuJu #2 Posted 29 June 2018 - 09:21 PM

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Sure you missed some shots that would have won the game, mainly the KV-2 cost you time you didn’t have but.... wthwas your team doing?!

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AOT_Jaeger2 #3 Posted 29 June 2018 - 09:29 PM

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Definitely wouldn’t call that a fail on your part Blartch. Sure, a couple misfires here and there, but that’s equally down to RNG as to your aim. Maybe if the rest of your team had managed to not suck quite so hard, you could have had time to win that match.

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Blartch #4 Posted 29 June 2018 - 09:32 PM

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LTTB yolocided which was our fault.

KV-13 got minced in a 1v1 with their Comet at A

AMX 13 75 gave it the old college try, but overexposed

KMM, like, drive around and stuff

VK-P looked AFK.

That Tiger........ I have no idea.  He was shooting, but not sure at what.  How can you not damage SOMETHING with a Tiger?



Vater_Von_Tom #5 Posted 29 June 2018 - 09:34 PM

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It had to end that way or you couldn't be dark and despairing Goth. You would have to be exultant and joyful.


bg2b #6 Posted 29 June 2018 - 09:52 PM

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Certainly the game was not a failure on your part.  But perhaps the whole thing is a meta-failure by failing to make a proper failure video?

slayer_____ #7 Posted 29 June 2018 - 11:48 PM

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Why I hate Supremacy mode. +1 for the Typo - song. RIP, Peter Steele. 

Jaq___ #8 Posted 09 July 2018 - 01:43 PM

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Stellar team bruh. A heartbreak yes, but a fail, nah. A team fail, sure. BTW, teach me how to bounce an IS2 and a KV2 with a drac. Hacker confirmed

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Blartch #9 Posted 09 July 2018 - 03:19 PM

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View Post_Jaq, on 09 July 2018 - 08:43 AM, said:

BTW, teach me how to bounce an IS2 and a KV2 with a drac. Hacker confirmed

 

Goth Tank surely has bargains with our Dark Lord (which Dark Lord is up to interpretation... Beelzebub, Sauron, Voldemort, Ming the Merciless being my personal guess)






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