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Why hi there tankster! You've accidentally zigged when you should've zagged - something we do brilliantly in a tank - and landed on the clan thingy of M.O.M, the irascibly adorable Mean Old Men!
M.O.M is the long established massively dominant game clan from a massivelymultijackassonline WWI flight combat game, and now we're here to bleed all over your tanks. It's like a bleedin' mean old blood blitz, it is. Grown men desperately trying to find the rudder and aileron controls while their tanks are reduced to rubble by nine year old noobs. And still we ask, "How d'ya get the freakin' thing to fly?!?!" We will fly the freakin' thing or die trying, whichever comes first several thousand times.
The original concept of The M.O.M Squadron was to create a club of mature aged players, y'know, grownups, who could talk about mature things. Like video games. We also allow underage players to join in a targeted effort to undermine our own original concept. As the biggest misfire in American governmental history once said, Mission Accomplished.
Watch this space for more of the same thrilling content as time and lack of a real life permit. Meanwhile, watch for us in-game...look for the M.O.M just under the mushroom cloud.
Who's a M.O.M? He's a M.O.M!
(WoTB name/M.O.M name if different/name name/joint)
BStrachan/Brian/Newark, California, USA
Dentinhead/Brett/Pennsylvania, USA
Bellsaj/Tinkerhell/Anders/Umea, Sweden
Parrot225/Parrothead/Gary/Raliegh, North Carolina, USA
bLoBuLarz/Simeon/Waialua, Hawaii, USA
Oedius/Steve/Abeline,Texas, USA
Bigger_Tex/Big Tex/Hal/San Antonio, Texas, USA
ZandorHawke/Rob/Fort Worth, Texas, USA
HORSE_FLY/D I E S E L/Kemer/Spring Valley, Wisconsin, USA
Jimmy the Lip
Buckgeo/Jeff/Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
M4rtin_1/M4rtin/Martin/Martinton, New Jersey, USA
Pyro_738/YEMX/Brian/Moyock, North Carolina, USA
theo7635/Sgt. York/Ted/Bloomington, Illinois, USA
hans_one/hansone/Scott/Upstate Sticks, New York, USA
ae5sg6/Philip06/Philip/Allen, Texas, USA
_Cricket/Chuck/Warren, Michigan, USA
JimboSlice27/Jim/Chicago, Illinois, USA
jonesizzle24/Mac!/Isaac/Hudson, Wisconsin, USA
Curtisshoe/Dr.CurtisShoe/Kurt/Kent, Ohio, USA
GHOSTRIDER1_/Brad/Olney, Texas, USA
Rudolf_Rednose/Ed/The Netherlands
TEXAS_LAWMAN/TXLAWMAN/Chris/Denton, Texas, USA
Legless_Killer/Ganady/Denton, Texas, USA
_XxxTIGERxxX_/XxxReidxxX/Reid/Marietta, Georgia, USA
AuldEnemy/Alex/Feira De Santana, Brasil
shatnersbassoon/Chris/Sheffield, UK
MakiBoy/Marcus/Huskvarna, Sweden
Frank__Baracca/Paolo/Italy
FLYMAGIC/Paul/Newport, Rhode Island, USA
GarythePink/Gary/Carleton Place, Ontario, Canada
Slapbutt/John/New York City, New York, USA
AASHKC/Anthony/Dorset, Ohio, USA
Androyce/Anders/Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Scuba S7eve/Steve/Dover, Delaware, USA
Berky1965/Mike/San Antonio, Texas, USA
VoightKampff/Kevin/Grandfalls, Texas, USA
The_Red5/Drew/Westland, Michigan, USA
Little_Black_Raincloud/Pete/Detroit, Michigan, USA
housed13/Dave/Boston, Massachusetts, USA
donniie/Jose Luis/Riverside, California, USA
BRUENHILLDE/Gunny/Deep East Texas, Texas, USA
fancisauce/Art/Bakersfield, California, USA
coyoteCO/Mike/Denver, Colorado, USA
konrado45_1/Konrad/Ohio, USA
DrDangle_1/Rob/Mead, Colorado, USA
jeremydrolet/Jeremy/Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
ZeroPriority/Andrew/Wyoming, USA
Bluto_31/Dan/Lancaster, Pennsylvania, USA
Zapocalype/Andy/Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Thraxton/Don/Los Santos, California, USA
CptKirkam56/Kirk/Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA
neckbox/Gordon, New York City, New York, USA
thereddog66/Sam/Wyoming, USA
Duke_87/Hill/Dallas, Texas, USA
s1group/Dave/Ankeny. Iowa, USA
Labbie_Dogs/Birdie/Maria/St. Paul, Minnesota, USA
Savvybuilder/Gordon/Seattle, Washington, USA
Pwnerofpwnes/Ryan/Oviedo, Florida, USA
RoadKutter/Roman/North Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
BearcatMaximus/Bear/Colorado, USA
Luft_Waffle2242/Sumeet/California. USA
ChaoticSpider/Daniel/Somerset, Wisconsin, USA
MajorMoM/Kyrie/Kansas City, Kansas, USA
Spainish/Israel/Elk Grove, California, USA
ajammer/Adam/Portland, Oregon, USA
Major_7/Aldo/Pretoria, South Africa
jack_68/Jack/Atlanta. Georgia, USA
subOhm/Josh/Redding, California, USA
Zacklanphere/Zack/Upstate New York, USA
Trapper_dude/Mark/Scottville, Michigan, USA
BIOLOGIC83/Andrew/Virginia Beach. Virginia. USA
TJKECK/Tannee/Annapolis, Maryland, USA
BloodRedRhine
Toaster423
Radar1998
Braehead62
Breachgaming
mershongraphix
Major_Ativan
Red5jr
riderrod
Trapper_dude
Well_improved
Billyg75
Luna/San Diego, California, USA
Octavia/San Diego, California, USA
Wig_______MOM/. wig!/Rick/New York, New York, USA
Visit us at momworldorder.com for more fun than you can shake your stick at!
Yes! I have been invited to apply for membership in M.O.M! Yay me! Or I've decided to apply all on my own! Yay big mistakes! I will now submit my information here: momworldorder.com
If you have any questions or comments please direct them via email to:
momsquadron@gmail.com
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Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.
Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.
Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.
Rule 4 – No driving off the map. All M.O.Ms must remain on the map for the duration of the battle or until killed, whichever comes first a few thousand times in a row every day. Any M.O.M found driving outside the map will be viewed as innovative and summarily promoted to co-Creative Director of M.O.M. Don't say you weren't warned.
Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Provided you understand that while using your handheld device to play a video game no one can hear your language. Aside from your imaginary pet stoat. Whose name if it isn't already should be Luther. M.O.M has always wanted a pet stoat named Luther but M.O.M's mom wouldn't let M.O.M. M.O.M's mom could be mean.
Rule 7 – Counting to 7 was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...er...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. What you can remember of your education is a wonderful thing, kids. Stay in school.
Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay. As our many fine British M.O.Ms would say, half of f*ckall adds up fast. Keep it in mind when Tiffany your "massage therapist" comes around to collect. Those virtual gold coins don't grow on trees. Wait...do they?
Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after destroying someone. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable #&%%*$&ing son of a ^@*$&.” A M.O.M is nothing if not always polite.
Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Tank Warfare, as follows:
Never leave your tank while playing.
Shoot stuff at the red guys or not.
Die.
Have some cake.
Amendments to the MOMstitution
Rule 11 - In the absence of suitable cake, a biscuit, flan, danish, muffin, strudel, floating island/šnenokle, allerheilligenstrietzel, marillenknödel, tompouce, cremeshnitte, eightball of crack or Oreo may be substituted. Sorry, no pie.
For the most part M.O.M. members are in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s after which point we forget how to count that high or what we just had for lunch. It looked like it used to be peas.
Applications will be subject to review by the 22-member M.O.M.Star Chamber. In case of an 8-7 tie the applicant him/herself will have the tie breaking vote and the vote will be a compulsory "undecided in absentia".
Applications should be submitted in the form of a hand written email on standard 8.5x11 paper with decorations in either poster paint, colored pencil, crayon or the blood of a virgin. M.O.M is a supporter of the arts.
Now Showing at the CineMOM 69 Multiplex
(consult your sister for showtimes)
We don’t know what principles are, strictly speaking, so none of these are likely to be one.
We take everything about M.O.M really, really seriously. There is no humor in M.O.M.
Intolerance will not be tolerated. No player, person or pixel is too white, too black, too large, too small, too male, too female, too advanced or too insignificant to be shot. All M.O.M’s children are equal, and all are equally dead in the eyes of M.O.M.
MOM membership age restrictions must always be observed and enforced. Therefore, any player found to be of any age will be subjected to a tribunal, judged guilty of age-ism and killed.
If you speak to other players with disrespect, rudeness, cruelty or hatred MOM will hunt you down and destroy you. And laugh without saying LOL. It’s a sardonic laugh, not a funny laugh. Remember, no humor.
There are no such words as LOL, ROFLMAO, prolly, cya, thx or sry. Use them and you will be killed by M.O.M. Unless you are in M.O.M. Then you can say whatever you please.
M.O.M decrees that all twelve year olds must die.
M.O.M decrees that all fourteen year olds must die.
M.O.M decrees that all sixteen year olds…you get the idea.
Get the hell off our lawn.
All those who observe a M.O.M member in combat and who do not, themselves, belong to M.O.M must immediately self-destruct. Any member of M.O.M who observes a non-member of M.O.M not self-destructing after observing a member of M.O.M may manually destroy that non-M.O.M member. There are no exceptions except as stipulated in Rule #6.
CAKE tastes good.
M.O.M Squadron members acknowledge their pseudo-faux-virtual-siblinghood on the valorous fields of wherever and pledge themselves to uphold the principle without knowing what a principle is that M.O.M does not suck but you, if you are not M.O.M, do. Particularly if you're young. Young things make M.O.M feel mean.
M.O.M, fights for Truth, Justice, and the Mean Old Way. Now, seriously, get the hell off our lawn. Don’t make M.O.M tell you twice.
Edited by Wig_______MOM, 24 July 2015 - 09:49 AM.
