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MistahWig_HeDead #1101 Posted 03 June 2015 - 08:18 AM

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You cannot fight the force that is Jimmy the Lip.  Many have tried.  None have not failed. 

 

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MistahWig_HeDead #1102 Posted 03 June 2015 - 02:54 PM

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Welcome new M.O.Ms MajorMoM, Spainish and ajammer!  The ranks of the unimpressed and the disinterested continue to grow!

 

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BRUENHILLDE #1103 Posted 03 June 2015 - 11:52 PM

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Welcome aboard Major. And Spainish and Ajammer. Glad you are here. Just dont expect to win any contests with Jimmy The Lip playing. 

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HERE_HOLD_MY_BEER_ #1104 Posted 04 June 2015 - 03:47 PM

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Howdy guys, Rick I hope all is well with family and such, been working on becoming a better tanker, yea, not there yet for sure lol even had this... Well ... "Prick" tell me to delete the wot app "  BADGERJD92 "  and was quite  adamant about it lol

So if anyone could share a simple trick or  technique that they have fond useful plz do tell cuz I'm usually a dead guy a minute into the game.

 



jonesizzle24 #1105 Posted 04 June 2015 - 05:08 PM

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Step one: Go to www.momworldorder.com, our brand spankin' new website, and take a gander around, including at the new member Chaorticspider, who is from Somerset!

Step two: Dominate at WorldOf Tanks Blitz.



ChaoticSpider #1106 Posted 04 June 2015 - 08:24 PM

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Hey Horse Fly! I'd just ignore him, just a jag and I don't mean a panzer. Thanks for the props Jones, like Jones said look at the forum on our website for good info. I'll add more as the month rolls on. Until then, feel free to hit me up for a platoon. I've driven every tank through tier 6 and would be glad to provide constructive critism. 

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BRUENHILLDE #1107 Posted 06 June 2015 - 10:52 AM

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Glad to see ya Horse Fly. The only tip is dont hope to win any contests here if Jimmy The Lip is playing. Because he cant be beat. Hes that good. 

Winner of the coveted most admired Blitz forumer award for 2018!  In addition to the 2014,15,16,17 awards.

Over 13,000 profile views. Better than 99.99% of forum users. And more than all of club war gaming members combined. And I've never even started a thread or made a video. By the way everyone hates the rules quoting guy. 

                                                         

Proud member of US-1 ALL AMERICANS! Americans only. To apply here check out our feeder clans Triari and Prammo first. If you are from north or south of the border do not bother applying. You are not welcome here. Thanks. 

 


HERE_HOLD_MY_BEER_ #1108 Posted 08 June 2015 - 01:29 AM

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Lol jimmy the lip doesn't have anything to worry about from me, untill I can figure out a way to create a large Black cloud of DIESEL SMOKE, then I'll be a force to be reckoned with! HEE HEE till then... Not so much

MistahWig_HeDead #1109 Posted 08 June 2015 - 11:11 AM

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Man, this game (all games, in fact all online anonymity fests) is a regular [edited]lightning rod, isn't it?  

 

I jumped into the app last evening to be greeted by some of the more disgusting unsolicited chat I've seen in days, a whole string of interesting suggestions about what he'd like to do to me, and with what, and to which specific orifice, with detailed dimensions...if you could chat a full schematic of an act between consenting adults, he would have. Leoscharles is the charmer's handle.  He reacted rather poorly when I declined his overtures. Had I know he'd be that bitterly disappointed...I'd have told him to go schematic himself anyway.  

 

Then, a couple dozen battles later, I get a one punk toolbox called Tommydkid blaming me for his epic failure. He's in a tier IX E50, I'm in a tier VIII T34, he scores roughly zero points, I score a modest 1800-ish pushing HE into a tier X T62A and Object whosis ...nothing to erect a statue over but certainly a contribution...and yet his suckage is all my fault. Because...uh...well, that bit was never quite clear. He was pissed because I outlived him, or outscored him, or...nope, no idea, really. To my knowledge he wasn't even within a mile of me when he bit into the big goose egg.  He'd have done as much for our chances if he'd set down his device and hit the fridge for another Yoo-Hoo.  

 

I know, we've all had countless of these [edited]encounters, but c'mon.  

 

Leoscharles has been duly reported to WG, I look forward to seeing him...never again.  If the screen cap I sent them isn't enough to warrant a perma-ban I don't know what is.  

 

Is there any comedy value in maintaining a running list of these fuggnuckets?  Your thoughts please, MOMrades.  

 

 


 

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ChaoticSpider #1110 Posted 08 June 2015 - 02:05 PM

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Holy cow Wig! Some weird crap happening in the upper tiers last night. Had some killer games that my team epically failed on me but I kept my mouth shut. Had a RW game and lost 6-7. Had a 2700hp game and lost and I kept my cool knowing it was a bonus weekend. Likewise had a game where I died in 30 secs and we won and no one said boo, prob because I was a 7 in with 9's. I had a game with all 8 and 9 and the only 7 and I outscored all but one Red for an epic fail, kept quiet.

 

 

I am all for keeping a hit list. Like I always say, wish they'd give us friendly fire. The system is already set and the line is there for it. For sure a couple woodpeckers I'd kill right away! I hope WG does permanent ban that db. Talk to you later tater! 


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MistahWig_HeDead #1111 Posted 08 June 2015 - 05:29 PM

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Welcome new MOMbers Major_7 and jack_68 , sure and it's grand to have you with us, lads!  

 

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Major_7 #1112 Posted 08 June 2015 - 07:17 PM

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So the radial for cake I picked worked :hiding:

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MistahWig_HeDead #1113 Posted 08 June 2015 - 08:19 PM

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It's a tough multiple choice, Aldo, I know. But you got it right on the first try. 

 

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MistahWig_HeDead #1114 Posted 08 June 2015 - 08:36 PM

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Add to the list of M.O.Ms...add to the list of M.O.M's targets:

 

Another raging jagweasel encounter. This one with the singularly original name, JayRizzi.  Impressive stats do not an impressive person make, how long before these frickwits figure out this simple truth?  The guy fairly busted a vein in his tiny brain finding new ways to deride...me?  Someone else on our team?  He was ranting so frantically I couldn't even tell.  Really juvenile, mean spirited stuff befitting a dickwhistle of that lowbrow caliber.  I let him know in no uncertain slams what a tool he is, then I crock-blocked him so as not to have to endure more self-ego-licking. 

 

I wish I could say that with tanking experience and skill come graciousness and good sportsmanship.  I'm not finding that to be the case with way too many stat padded players here. It's a shame.  Happily, there's a converse slew of nice types, too.  They seem to grasp fully the fact that we're dealing in cartoon tanks on a tiny light up gadget you can drop in the urinal at Applebee's if you get too torqued up over your tiny cartoon tanks while utilizing Applebee's' urinal if you're unfortunate and/or unwise enough to be at Applebee's.  Get it in perspective, Jay.  And have some (urinal) cake on me. 


 

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SubOhm #1115 Posted 09 June 2015 - 01:32 AM

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Sending my info to you now. I just found WOTB  I used to play WOT 

BRUENHILLDE #1116 Posted 09 June 2015 - 02:10 PM

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Wig if I told you once Ive told you a thousand times. Never ever go into the field without a battle buddy. 

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Over 13,000 profile views. Better than 99.99% of forum users. And more than all of club war gaming members combined. And I've never even started a thread or made a video. By the way everyone hates the rules quoting guy. 

                                                         

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Major_7 #1117 Posted 09 June 2015 - 04:34 PM

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View PostBRUENHILLDE, on 09 June 2015 - 04:10 PM, said:

Wig if I told you once Ive told you a thousand times. Never ever go into the field without a battle buddy. 

 

That is not a bad idea at all.....

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tmonkey85_1 #1118 Posted 09 June 2015 - 06:00 PM

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New to forums and only 1100 games in blitz.  I have been reading your thread and I like your style. I just started getting into tier 6 and 7 matches in several lines and the toxicity seem to be elevated quite a bit. I agree with the earlier post the banter about my virgin orifices has gone up considerably.  My poor little VK 30.01M has only seen tier 8 battles the last 2 days and the bear seem to be eating me more than I eat him.  Looking to platoon up for some pointers and a less toxic environment.  If anyone has time I will be on most nights.  Thanks for the laughs and encouragement.  Tmonky85_1.  
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ChaoticSpider #1119 Posted 09 June 2015 - 07:13 PM

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Wow Wig, you find all the winners in the game. 

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ChaoticSpider #1120 Posted 09 June 2015 - 07:19 PM

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Hear is a laugh for you, playing battle in my vk 30d. Spot between tier 5 , 6 and 7. Got a su-153 on my team and t29. I was attacking the T29,  m/10 and cromwell. Our t29 yells to the su152 to help me. The su152 reply, "No Pene". I fell over and wet myself laughing. Well I died and he died 20 sec later. The average IQ of tankers has completely dropped in the last few months.

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