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Doomofnoobs #1 Posted 10 July 2018 - 04:11 AM

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I will start: Just lost a battle in T54. When the battle first started, a Cent 1 started complaining about people in platoon and believed that they were the reason he lost every battle. He went on and stayed in spawn for the most battle. After killed by the reds, he started to yell at the platoon in our team again....Lol

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kapri25 #2 Posted 10 July 2018 - 04:15 AM

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For the amount of battles you have one would think you would be used to it now. Happens all the time. Kind of frustrating and sad that it is still a thing.

zeur0sis #3 Posted 10 July 2018 - 10:39 AM

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That’s crazy :D

 

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PanzertroopenVT #4 Posted 10 July 2018 - 10:55 AM

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View PostDoomofnoobs, on 09 July 2018 - 11:11 PM, said:

I will start: Just lost a battle in T54. When the battle first started, a Cent 1 started complaining about people in platoon and believed that they were the reason he lost every battle. He went on and stayed in spawn for the most battle. After killed by the reds, he started to yell at the platoon in our team again....Lol

 

I hear ya, almost a s bad as the individuals who sit at theses forums everyday, trolling or looking for anyone dumb enough to take into thier fold of immature idiocy. What ur describing to me does not surprise me in the least bit! Look at the way the forums threads go 90% of the time. Hopefully over time the oldschool,decent players will return idk man. I just ignore most of the Bullchit nowadays

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__ThirdEye__ #5 Posted 10 July 2018 - 12:00 PM

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View PostPanzertroopenVT, on 10 July 2018 - 04:55 AM, said:

 

I hear ya, almost a s bad as the individuals who sit at theses forums everyday, trolling or looking for anyone dumb enough to take into thier fold of immature idiocy. What ur describing to me does not surprise me in the least bit! Look at the way the forums threads go 90% of the time. Hopefully over time the oldschool,decent players will return idk man. I just ignore most of the Bullchit nowadays

 

he asked about in game crazy things said.  You seem to be one of the people you complain about.

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WipWapJaws #6 Posted 10 July 2018 - 12:20 PM

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Ones that bring a smile to my face 

 

"Check out my stats" to see that he has a mid 40s wr after the match.

"Im the leader, follow me"  thinks because his tank is listed first he is "in charge"

 

Oh and my fav

"look at this nub camping and sniping in a heavy"  while driving the T30......



Blartch #7 Posted 10 July 2018 - 12:30 PM

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While driving a WZ and recommending a direction, derided by.... 

"says the last guy on the roster lol"

 

Dude actually thought the first tank listed was the "leader."  Haven't seen that brand of wthfor years.



SpartacusDiablo #8 Posted 10 July 2018 - 12:48 PM

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"I'm top 25!"

Called by guy with a 48% win rate and 300 average damage.  :facepalm:

_UrgleMcPurfle_ #9 Posted 10 July 2018 - 12:57 PM

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View PostPanzertroopenVT, on 10 July 2018 - 04:55 AM, said:

 

I hear ya, almost a s bad as the individuals who sit at theses forums everyday, trolling or looking for anyone dumb enough to take into thier fold of immature idiocy. What ur describing to me does not surprise me in the least bit! Look at the way the forums threads go 90% of the time. Hopefully over time the oldschool,decent players will return idk man. I just ignore most of the Bullchit nowadays

 

Oh definitely.....I hear you too in return man. There’s this one guy—Shadenfrode, Schadenfraude, something like that—I don’t know if you’ve seen his writings, but he’s a complete and utter stud. When he writes, all the poor trolls cower in their mothers’ basements.

 

And that’s not all; I’ve seen him IRL, and boy oh boy Panzertroopen_VT, you wouldn’t believe his thighs! With each step he took his massive, submarine-diameter thighs gave a subtle yet conspicuous jiggle (like they weren’t trying to be vain, but they sure knew their pulchritude, you know?). And his gut...sweet molasses, that thing could deflect an artillery shell! I salivate furiously at the thought of Schandenfrude (or whatever his name is...it just barely escapes my tongue); if he were in the same room as I, he’d be bathing in my saliva! 


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ahredstealth #10 Posted 10 July 2018 - 01:55 PM

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View PostBlartch, on 10 July 2018 - 06:30 AM, said:

While driving a WZ and recommending a direction, derided by.... 

"says the last guy on the roster lol"

 

Dude actually thought the first tank listed was the "leader."  Haven't seen that brand of wthfor years.

 

I still randomly see that in tiers 5~7.

Today I went to the bathroom and forgot my phone.

 

There are 256 tiles in the bathroom...


SpartacusDiablo #11 Posted 10 July 2018 - 01:58 PM

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View PostBlartch, on 10 July 2018 - 07:30 AM, said:

While driving a WZ and recommending a direction, derided by.... 

"says the last guy on the roster lol"

 

Dude actually thought the first tank listed was the "leader."  Haven't seen that brand of wthfor years.

That's the nice thing about AMX type tanks.  I'm always the leader when I play them!



WipWapJaws #12 Posted 10 July 2018 - 02:09 PM

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View PostBlartch, on 10 July 2018 - 10:30 PM, said:

While driving a WZ and recommending a direction, derided by.... 

"says the last guy on the roster lol"

 

Dude actually thought the first tank listed was the "leader."  Haven't seen that brand of wthfor years.

 

Its making a come back, have seen it a bit recently. At first I thought it was trolling, now i just realise that they are really that stupid

WipWapJaws #13 Posted 10 July 2018 - 02:11 PM

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View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 10 July 2018 - 10:48 PM, said:

"I'm top 25!"

Called by guy with a 48% win rate and 300 average damage. :facepalm:

 

Maybe he means, in his family.....

_UrgleMcPurfle_ #14 Posted 10 July 2018 - 02:21 PM

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View PostWipWapJaws, on 10 July 2018 - 08:11 AM, said:

 

Maybe he means, in his family.....

 

I thought it was within the match of 14 people...


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andyllinger #15 Posted 10 July 2018 - 02:38 PM

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My all time favorite: "you're a coward" when window lickers yolo an d die in the middle of the map :teethhappy:

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AstonM007 #16 Posted 10 July 2018 - 03:05 PM

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At the start of a tier 5 match the other day.  "Follow me, I know what I'm doing. I have a T49 in my garage."

TonnerreCadien #17 Posted 10 July 2018 - 03:09 PM

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If I've had a particularly rough set of battles, I'll start with "I know you suck because you're on my team"

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krietenstein34 #18 Posted 10 July 2018 - 03:30 PM

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I'm in UrMom, HAHA. 
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__The_Dude_30__ #19 Posted 10 July 2018 - 03:45 PM

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Today I was playing a match on Castilla. I was in a TD bush and I’m shooting at a KV-4. He was ridiculously close and I’m surprised he couldn’t spot me. Anyways, I was lighting him up. He was even firing at my bush but with no avail. Finally, he said “come out coward or I’ll report.” I replied with, “No, lol.” He said, “ok reported.” The guy was seriously but hurt that’s couldn’t shoot me.

                                                                                     

                                                                                       

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BOOMROCKA #20 Posted 10 July 2018 - 03:52 PM

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View Post__ThirdEye__, on 10 July 2018 - 07:00 AM, said:

 

he asked about in game crazy things said.  You seem to be one of the people you complain about.

 

Mr Troopen often seems delusional. Just let him sputter and fade away.




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