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IgniteTheFire #21 Posted 10 July 2018 - 03:59 PM

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View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 10 July 2018 - 07:48 AM, said:

"I'm top 25!"

Called by guy with a 48% win rate and 300 average damage. :facepalm:

 

Sometimes I wonder how they haven’t figured out what a 48% WR actually means. Yes, it’s green, but no, it’s not good. I kinda think they should make it green at +50%, white at 48%-50%, and red below 48%. Being white with 30% WR doesn’t seem to give people the right idea.



bcurry1010 #22 Posted 10 July 2018 - 04:04 PM

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View Post__The_Dude_30__, on 10 July 2018 - 03:45 PM, said:

... He was even firing at my bush ...

 


Edited by bcurry1010, 10 July 2018 - 04:11 PM.


MRobertsRCS #23 Posted 10 July 2018 - 04:09 PM

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“How did you get ISU-152 Hunter tank?”

 

Without missing a beat I said “My dad owns WG”

 

After the match I get several friend requests and questions about rare premiums.  I promise some M60s and go about my day. 


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_UrgleMcPurfle_ #24 Posted 10 July 2018 - 05:00 PM

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View PostMRobertsRCS, on 10 July 2018 - 10:09 AM, said:

“How did you get ISU-152 Hunter tank?”

 

Without missing a beat I said “My dad owns WG”

 

After the match I get several friend requests and questions about rare premiums.  I promise some M60s and go about my day. 

 

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someguyfromPitt #25 Posted 10 July 2018 - 05:48 PM

    Jeez Louise that one bounced

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 Sometimes people respond with curse words along with mean and nasty things, but I don’t care because I’m Brad Pitt. 

 

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Godzillacus #26 Posted 10 July 2018 - 05:57 PM

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View PostMRobertsRCS, on 10 July 2018 - 04:09 PM, said:

“How did you get ISU-152 Hunter tank?”

 

Without missing a beat I said “My dad owns WG”

 

After the match I get several friend requests and questions about rare premiums.  I promise some M60s and go about my day. 

 

The great "who got the M60 and why" mystery finally solved........

Dark_Magician_Girl #27 Posted 10 July 2018 - 05:59 PM

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By crazy things people say in game, you mean stupid sh!t people say in game.

 

:)


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Doomofnoobs #28 Posted 10 July 2018 - 06:45 PM

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View Postkapri25, on 09 July 2018 - 08:15 PM, said:

For the amount of battles you have one would think you would be used to it now. Happens all the time. Kind of frustrating and sad that it is still a thing.

 

Yet it still amazes me from time to time

Doomofnoobs #29 Posted 10 July 2018 - 06:50 PM

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View PostBlartch, on 10 July 2018 - 04:30 AM, said:

While driving a WZ and recommending a direction, derided by.... 

"says the last guy on the roster lol"

 

Dude actually thought the first tank listed was the "leader."  Haven't seen that brand of wthfor years.

 

And the guys who believe you should always follow heavies through hellfire and high water

slayer_____ #30 Posted 10 July 2018 - 06:51 PM

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Doomofnoobs #31 Posted 10 July 2018 - 06:55 PM

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View PostAstonM007, on 10 July 2018 - 07:05 AM, said:

At the start of a tier 5 match the other day.  "Follow me, I know what I'm doing. I have a T49 in my garage."

 

Lol

Doomofnoobs #32 Posted 10 July 2018 - 06:57 PM

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View Post__The_Dude_30__, on 10 July 2018 - 07:45 AM, said:

Today I was playing a match on Castilla. I was in a TD bush and I’m shooting at a KV-4. He was ridiculously close and I’m surprised he couldn’t spot me. Anyways, I was lighting him up. He was even firing at my bush but with no avail. Finally, he said “come out coward or I’ll report.” I replied with, “No, lol.” He said, “ok reported.” The guy was seriously but hurt that’s couldn’t shoot me.

 

And those guys who believe that you're a hacker when they can't pen you or spot you

Doomofnoobs #33 Posted 10 July 2018 - 06:59 PM

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View PostMRobertsRCS, on 10 July 2018 - 08:09 AM, said:

“How did you get ISU-152 Hunter tank?”

 

Without missing a beat I said “My dad owns WG”

 

After the match I get several friend requests and questions about rare premiums.  I promise some M60s and go about my day. 

 

^^^^

Herbie_N124 #34 Posted 10 July 2018 - 07:07 PM

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Last night someone on red raged that we all cheated for capping A, B, and C at Himmelsdorf, since they all lemming-trained to D.  

Funniest part was we still lost as green all came back from cap and charged the 7-tank lemming formation one at a time.  

 

The best tip I picked up from the forum so far is hitting a rager with simply just "no u".    The sheer simplicity of it sends them off the deep end.  



PanzertroopenVT #35 Posted 12 July 2018 - 10:34 AM

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View PostDoomofnoobs, on 10 July 2018 - 01:45 PM, said:

 

Yet it still amazes me from time to time

 

65%dunning-Krueger effect, 25% not thinking before typing, all lead to stupid stuff

Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm"

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PanzertroopenVT #36 Posted 12 July 2018 - 10:35 AM

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View Post__ThirdEye__, on 10 July 2018 - 07:00 AM, said:

 

he asked about in game crazy things said.  You seem to be one of the people you complain about.

 

Not they whine here but also equally in game, in fact some forumers here are MASTERS OF CAMPING/HEAVY SNIPING BUSH MASTERS

Edited by PanzertroopenVT, 12 July 2018 - 10:36 AM.

Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm"

Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. succulentnmeals!

https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU


SchnauzerKampfwagenIV #37 Posted 12 July 2018 - 06:20 PM

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I like to say something absurd at the beginning of the game for fun. After a direction call of course. It's like a hobby. Usually "fu all in advance" get's a few lols. 

Edited by SchnauzerKampfwagenIV, 12 July 2018 - 06:22 PM.


Doomofnoobs #38 Posted 12 July 2018 - 10:28 PM

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View PostSchnauzerKampfwagenIV, on 12 July 2018 - 10:20 AM, said:

I like to say something absurd at the beginning of the game for fun. After a direction call of course. It's like a hobby. Usually "fu all in advance" get's a few lols. 

Same here. I like to say that I'm a hacker or I love 40ers and ask who else shares my passion. It messes up kids' mind



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