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Melissa_Durat #41 Posted 14 July 2018 - 03:25 AM

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"TDs Don't move"



JimR_ATL #42 Posted 14 July 2018 - 11:09 AM

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View PostDoomofnoobs, on 10 July 2018 - 01:57 PM, said:

 

And those guys who believe that you're a hacker when they can't pen you or spot you

 

 

Getting called a hacker is like an Achievement Unlocked moment, I love it when that happens. I always thank those guys post-game. 



Afleet_Alex #43 Posted 14 July 2018 - 11:49 AM

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The most bat-sheet crazy thing I ever saw anyone say in a game was, “town”.

PanzertroopenVT #44 Posted 14 July 2018 - 03:42 PM

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Someone said " free cocaine at C"!

Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm"

Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. Immediately. No? Well, here’s the thing—if you don’t, I’ll be forced to activate my black-hole-strength succ and literally slurp your mouth empty of moist, succulent meat via the Fastest Succ in the West, i.e. my succ. Because you see, oral hoarder of moist and succulent meat, I’ve personally contacted our resident Mok and he’s declared that “your” moist, succulent meat is mine!

 

And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.

 

  1. I bow to the elephant-faced deity (Ganesh) who is capable of removing all obstacles. I pray for blessings and protection.

Derpomagix #45 Posted 16 July 2018 - 10:49 PM

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A green KV-2 said "ATCHOOOO!!" as he derped the red KV-2.


Derpomagix (formerly PlaneCrazy01)

If you have less than 5000 battles, it is NOT COOL to have a tier 10. Having a Tier 10 does not make you good. If you think you're good, you probably aren't.

"To improve is to change. To be perfect is to change often." - Winston Churchill, when addressing a large crowd of noobs and TD drivers.

"Boom! One day your tank goes boom! Boom! BOOM!!!!" - Thompson and Thomson


Absolute_Sniper #46 Posted 16 July 2018 - 11:46 PM

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My go to phrase after ammo racking any full health tank is “night night”.

Herbie_N124 #47 Posted 17 July 2018 - 12:03 AM

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I spelled derpomagix wrong in game once, it was a pretty big deal ;)

Derpomagix #48 Posted 17 July 2018 - 12:16 AM

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View PostHerbie_N124, on 16 July 2018 - 07:03 PM, said:

I spelled derpomagix wrong in game once, it was a pretty big deal ;)

 

​Oh? Did you say Derpomagic?

If so, yep, that's an insult. ;)


Derpomagix (formerly PlaneCrazy01)

If you have less than 5000 battles, it is NOT COOL to have a tier 10. Having a Tier 10 does not make you good. If you think you're good, you probably aren't.

"To improve is to change. To be perfect is to change often." - Winston Churchill, when addressing a large crowd of noobs and TD drivers.

"Boom! One day your tank goes boom! Boom! BOOM!!!!" - Thompson and Thomson


AKWolf1 #49 Posted 17 July 2018 - 04:58 AM

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View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 16 July 2018 - 11:46 PM, said:

My go to phrase after ammo racking any full health tank is “night night”.

I like “thanks for playing “ 



tedg5 #50 Posted 17 July 2018 - 12:23 PM

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With the new “hold position” button I laugh when someone spams it right at start. Then yesterday it happened and I realized they were serious, and all six other players set up defensive positions at our spawn, game went about as you would expect. :facepalm:

SpartacusDiablo #51 Posted 17 July 2018 - 12:25 PM

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I have a IS-3.

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SpartacusDiablo #52 Posted 17 July 2018 - 03:14 PM

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When 183 drivers [edited]about Brit mediums hitting them with HESH rounds :D

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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