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Ericmopar #1 Posted 12 July 2018 - 03:29 AM

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_UrgleMcPurfle_ #2 Posted 12 July 2018 - 03:37 AM

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A bit unrelated perhaps...but I got three questions here.

 

1. How would law enforcement deal with a tank driven by a drunk 40%er if he suddenly decided to burgle a gas station?

 

2. Isn’t there a law in America that, while it does not forbid a civilian to own a tank, requires the main gun to be removed? (I know the video is set in Britain, just wondering here)

 

3. What tank is that in the video?

 

 

 

 


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MudkipAtWar #3 Posted 12 July 2018 - 03:46 AM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 11 July 2018 - 11:37 PM, said:

A bit unrelated perhaps...but I got three questions here.

 

1. How would law enforcement deal with a tank driven by a drunk 40%er if he suddenly decided to burgle a gas station?

 

2. Isn’t there a law in America that, while it does not forbid a civilian to own a tank, requires the main gun to be removed? (I know the video is set in Britain, just wondering here)

 

3. What tank is that in the video?

 

 

 

 

The tank is obviously an Amx Cromwell-Chieftain/t95/2 13 90 Ausf B EXP.


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__ShootTheOtherGuy___ #4 Posted 12 July 2018 - 03:58 AM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 12 July 2018 - 03:37 AM, said:

A bit unrelated perhaps...but I got three questions here.

 

1. How would law enforcement deal with a tank driven by a drunk 40%er if he suddenly decided to burgle a gas station?

 

2. Isn’t there a law in America that, while it does not forbid a civilian to own a tank, requires the main gun to be removed? (I know the video is set in Britain, just wondering here)

 

3. What tank is that in the video?

 

 

 

 

FV433 Abbot SPG

 

In America, it is not required to take off the gun, it is required to have the gun offline, and by meaning "offline", there are no shells loaded into the gun.


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Jonny_applesauce #5 Posted 12 July 2018 - 04:34 AM

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View PostMudkipAtWar, on 12 July 2018 - 03:46 AM, said:

The tank is obviously an Amx Cromwell-Chieftain/t95/2 13 90 Ausf B EXP.

 

I think we need  that as a tier 8 premium in blitz...…..

 

An autoloader with 460 alpha per shot, rock hard turret armor, medium tank mobility and 12 degrees of gun depression

 


Seems legit


WoT blitz is better than WoT PC imho because no arty and +/- 1 mm.

 

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Jonny_applesauce #6 Posted 12 July 2018 - 04:35 AM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 12 July 2018 - 03:37 AM, said:

A bit unrelated perhaps...but I got three questions here.

 

1. How would law enforcement deal with a tank driven by a drunk 40%er if he suddenly decided to burgle a gas 

 

 

 

 

Load gold of course, and if that doesn't work rage at the team


WoT blitz is better than WoT PC imho because no arty and +/- 1 mm.

 

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_Fat_Basturd_ #7 Posted 12 July 2018 - 05:18 AM

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View Post__ShootTheOtherGuy___, on 11 July 2018 - 09:58 PM, said:

FV433 Abbot SPG

 

In America, it is not required to take off the gun, it is required to have the gun offline, and by meaning "offline", there are no shells loaded into the gun.

Wrong,the gun is made unfireable. This or you need a special license.



1_Eyed_Wolf #8 Posted 12 July 2018 - 01:13 PM

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Google Stolen tank., it is a video of a guy who stole a tank and was driving down the highway with  cops chasing.  Funny ending except for the dude.

PanzertroopenVT #9 Posted 12 July 2018 - 01:59 PM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 11 July 2018 - 10:37 PM, said:

A bit unrelated perhaps...but I got three questions here.

 

1. How would law enforcement deal with a tank driven by a drunk 40%er if he suddenly decided to burgle a gas station?

 

2. Isn’t there a law in America that, while it does not forbid a civilian to own a tank, requires the main gun to be removed? (I know the video is set in Britain, just wondering here)

 

3. What tank is that in the video?

 

 

 

 

 

nowadays idk prob drones or somethin g cute like that, back in the day though.....


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Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. Immediately. No? Well, here’s the thing—if you don’t, I’ll be forced to activate my black-hole-strength succ and literally slurp your mouth empty of moist, succulent meat via the Fastest Succ in the West, i.e. my succ. Because you see, oral hoarder of moist and succulent meat, I’ve personally contacted our resident Mok and he’s declared that “your” moist, succulent meat is mine!

 

And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.

 

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PanzertroopenVT #10 Posted 12 July 2018 - 02:01 PM

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View PostEricmopar, on 11 July 2018 - 10:29 PM, said:

 

id be getting my car out the fckn way with a quickness too lmaop

Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm"

Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. Immediately. No? Well, here’s the thing—if you don’t, I’ll be forced to activate my black-hole-strength succ and literally slurp your mouth empty of moist, succulent meat via the Fastest Succ in the West, i.e. my succ. Because you see, oral hoarder of moist and succulent meat, I’ve personally contacted our resident Mok and he’s declared that “your” moist, succulent meat is mine!

 

And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.

 

  1. I bow to the elephant-faced deity (Ganesh) who is capable of removing all obstacles. I pray for blessings and protection.

PanzertroopenVT #11 Posted 12 July 2018 - 02:10 PM

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View PostEricmopar, on 11 July 2018 - 10:29 PM, said:

 

flying monkey huh? I walk by them everyday brother!

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Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm"

Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. Immediately. No? Well, here’s the thing—if you don’t, I’ll be forced to activate my black-hole-strength succ and literally slurp your mouth empty of moist, succulent meat via the Fastest Succ in the West, i.e. my succ. Because you see, oral hoarder of moist and succulent meat, I’ve personally contacted our resident Mok and he’s declared that “your” moist, succulent meat is mine!

 

And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.

 

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Ericmopar #12 Posted 13 July 2018 - 08:59 AM

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Hey buddy, how'd you get a picture of the kids. LOL

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PanzertroopenVT #13 Posted 13 July 2018 - 09:13 AM

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Believe it or not, rich Canadians pay money to take pics of em!

Panzerwaffe, later also Panzertruppe (German for "Armoured Force", "Armoured Arm" or "Tank Force". Waffe[combat] "arm"

Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. Immediately. No? Well, here’s the thing—if you don’t, I’ll be forced to activate my black-hole-strength succ and literally slurp your mouth empty of moist, succulent meat via the Fastest Succ in the West, i.e. my succ. Because you see, oral hoarder of moist and succulent meat, I’ve personally contacted our resident Mok and he’s declared that “your” moist, succulent meat is mine!

 

And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.

 

  1. I bow to the elephant-faced deity (Ganesh) who is capable of removing all obstacles. I pray for blessings and protection.




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