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_UrgleMcPurfle_ #1 Posted 21 July 2018 - 03:15 PM

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It has become clear to me that nobody knows how to effectively deal with trolls here. After an intense and sweaty think, I've decided the main problem here is that there's no sense of direction. When responding to a troll thread, what is the goal? It should not be to respond in a manner that addresses what the troll is saying, because that does not accomplish anything, and would be quite stupid IRL. Instead, the most entertaining and effective response is one that deprives the troll of his much-wanted attention—logical, right? So, I propose a simple 2-step protocol that is to be in effect for any troll thread that is come across:

 

1. IF a moderator is not on hand to swiftly dispatch the troll, proceed to step 2.

2. Turn the thread into a discussion of moist, succulent meat and/or a BRSKT recruitment.

 

And so, I think it is appropriate to practice your newfound troll-defeating skill. Consider this a troll thread, and so execute the protocol outlined above; assume the requirement in step 1 is already met. I expect a lot of meat in your conversation!



Zuke76 #2 Posted 21 July 2018 - 03:40 PM

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Can you write up a generic paragraph for us?

Rum_Tanker #3 Posted 21 July 2018 - 03:45 PM

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Can I grill you a steak?

 


 


_UrgleMcPurfle_ #4 Posted 21 July 2018 - 03:46 PM

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View PostZuke76, on 21 July 2018 - 09:40 AM, said:

Can you write up a generic paragraph for us?

 

Hey you—yes you, with all that moist, succulent meat in your mouth. Give all of it to me. Immediately. No? Well, here’s the thing—if you don’t, I’ll be forced to activate my black-hole-strength succ and literally slurp your mouth empty of moist, succulent meat via the Fastest Succ in the West, i.e. my succ. Because you see, oral hoarder of moist and succulent meat, I’ve personally contacted our resident Mok and he’s declared that “your” moist, succulent meat is mine!

 

And you don’t want to tango with my succ, sonny; my succ is the Harbinger of Death, and I can personally assure you of your poor mouth’s utter incapability to defend against the raging typhoon known as Urgle’s Mighty Succ; oh yes....furiously does the oral wind blow, and soon...that meat in your mouth will fly to its rightful residence in the cavernous expanse of my succ-giving orifice.



_UrgleMcPurfle_ #5 Posted 21 July 2018 - 03:47 PM

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View PostRum_Tanker, on 21 July 2018 - 09:45 AM, said:

Can I grill you a steak?

 

I expect nothing less than for it to be spouting, geyser-like, with juice.

Rum_Tanker #6 Posted 21 July 2018 - 04:07 PM

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View Post_UrgleMcPurfle_, on 21 July 2018 - 10:47 AM, said:

 

I expect nothing less than for it to be spouting, geyser-like, with juice.

 


 


 


_UrgleMcPurfle_ #7 Posted 21 July 2018 - 04:29 PM

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View PostRum_Tanker, on 21 July 2018 - 10:07 AM, said:

 

 

My! That is a lot of juice.

Veritas_601 #8 Posted 21 July 2018 - 04:52 PM

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With juice. Moist. Lol I have a vision of you with your brother at like an Outback Steakhouse laughing really hard about moist meat. Not even warm moist meat just moist succulent meat in your mouth n sh*t sucking on the beast

Edited by Veritas_601, 21 July 2018 - 04:53 PM.


originalmadkilla #9 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:04 PM

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That paragraph is kind of gay sounding, imho.:justwait:

Rum_Tanker #10 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:09 PM

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View Postoriginalmadkilla, on 21 July 2018 - 12:04 PM, said:

That paragraph is kind of gay sounding, imho.:justwait:

 

Haters gonna hate....

 


 


BluesAllDay #11 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:11 PM

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View PostRum_Tanker, on 21 July 2018 - 08:07 AM, said:

 

 

     This picture needs a couple of well placed spuds sopping up all that juice.

 

 


originalmadkilla #12 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:12 PM

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View PostRum_Tanker, on 21 July 2018 - 12:09 PM, said:

 

Haters gonna hate....

 

This is supposed to be a Blitz forum, not Grindr.:justwait:

DanAnsomeHansome #13 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:16 PM

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I’m having braised pork chop tonight and had a double bone in medium rare pork chop last night.

LtRaseiniai #14 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:16 PM

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You stop a troll by ignoring him, and not posting anything.

 



Rum_Tanker #15 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:19 PM

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View Postoriginalmadkilla, on 21 July 2018 - 12:12 PM, said:

 

This is supposed to be a Blitz forum, not Grindr.:justwait:

 

Yes, because the game discussion is always so enlightening.

 


 


originalmadkilla #16 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:25 PM

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View PostRum_Tanker, on 21 July 2018 - 12:19 PM, said:

 

Yes, because the game discussion is always so enlightening.

 

True, there are many crap posts on this forum, no doubt about that.:playing:

 

But I would rather read about somebody complaining about MM for the thousandth time in a row, instead of reading the OP's gay-erotic fantasies, imo.:justwait:


Edited by originalmadkilla, 21 July 2018 - 05:25 PM.


LordManaz #17 Posted 21 July 2018 - 05:39 PM

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this thread....

 


 

Maybe the worst noob in NA

 


_UrgleMcPurfle_ #18 Posted 21 July 2018 - 06:09 PM

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View PostDanAnsomeHansome, on 21 July 2018 - 11:16 AM, said:

I’m having braised pork chop tonight and had a double bone in medium rare pork chop last night.

 

I had the most lovely plate of BBQ ribs a few days ago. Supple in meat volume and very flavorful throughout, not just on the surface. 

 

View Postoriginalmadkilla, on 21 July 2018 - 11:25 AM, said:

 

True, there are many crap posts on this forum, no doubt about that.:playing:

 

But I would rather read about somebody complaining about MM for the thousandth time in a row, instead of reading the OP's gay-erotic fantasies, imo.:justwait:

 

Oh my, what have we here? Firstly, there is nothing more agreeable than a protein-packed, slightly-pink-in-the-middle, 3-pound steak sprinked with seasoning and served with a gallon jug of moistness and succulence. 

 

And secondly, I can spot irony a mile away—and, OMK, it is abundantly clear to me that the second line of your comment is shamelessly gushing with irony. It just wouldn't make sense if you were serious. Speaking of which, you know what? I think I pride myself on my skill in detecting a gush of any kind—especially the gush of moist succulence from a particularly agreeable cut of meat—and besides irony, I detect a more subtle gushing on your part . . . aha! My gush-sense is absolutely buzzing right now, and—though it is a bit cryptic—no, I sincerely apologize, but I do not wish to go out with you to dinner tonight. My time is already occupied by the seven-foot-tall cube of pure, medium-rare meat which I ordered from the butcher's, which is currently flooding my living room with its moistness and succulence.



_UrgleMcPurfle_ #19 Posted 21 July 2018 - 06:16 PM

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View PostVeritas_601, on 21 July 2018 - 10:52 AM, said:

With juice. Moist. Lol I have a vision of you with your brother at like an Outback Steakhouse laughing really hard about moist meat. Not even warm moist meat just moist succulent meat in your mouth n sh*t sucking on the beast

 

Outback Steakhouse? Hmm. I haven't had the best experience with them, if I'm to be honest. I think non-chain, local steakhouses are just better. Take Mr. B's, for example. Outrageously expensive yes, but their steaks are just pristine.

Bellatormonk #20 Posted 21 July 2018 - 09:23 PM

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Kabobs?  Discuss..





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