~59% player looking for a clan that's somewhat active

holy_cannoli #1 Posted 11 August 2018 - 05:51 PM

Junior Sergeant

Players
5441 battles
100
[CROSS]
Member since:
07-25-2011

https://www.blitzsta...om/holy_cannoli

My only clan experience in this game has been someone sending me an invite when I first started playing a couple years ago. I don't think they have any active players.

I won't lie to you, I'm probably not ever going to join your voice chat, I'm rarely, if ever, going to platoon & I'm not going to jump through any hoops. However, if you're looking for a decently active player to fill your roster and to have the occasionally game-related convo with, I'm your guy. My only requirement is the clan is made up of players all over 50% WR.

I like to hop on when I can, play some tanks, and then sign off. Yes, I know I'm not an ideal clan mate.

slayer_____ #2 Posted 11 August 2018 - 05:59 PM

Spray and Pray

Players
40305 battles
3,065
[ATA2D]
Member since:
07-10-2014

Then why join a clan? Are you looking for the discounts? Clans are looking for the exact opposite.

kkaz #3 Posted 11 August 2018 - 06:05 PM

Lance-corporal

Players
21126 battles
27
[FL-TH]
Member since:
08-06-2017

Would you be interested in tournaments as well? If so, you would at least have to listen in.

holy_cannoli #4 Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:29 PM

Junior Sergeant

Players
5441 battles
100
[CROSS]
Member since:
07-25-2011

I want to join one for discounts, random platoons, active chat, etc. Listen, I know I don't bring a lot to the table.

_UrgleMcPurfle_ #5 Posted 11 August 2018 - 08:20 PM

First Sergeant

Players
13632 battles
2,791
[HATED]
Member since:
07-19-2016

I’m no salesperson, but despite my lack of roof-slapping ability I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to openly insult the product you’re selling. So when marketing yourself to a clan, try being a bit more positive next time....?

dr_appleby #6 Posted 11 August 2018 - 08:49 PM

Lance-corporal

Players
29428 battles
73
[213]
Member since:
03-16-2016

pm sent

It shall be done

Dark_Magician_Girl #7 Posted 11 August 2018 - 10:30 PM

#1 Reroll NA

Players
38393 battles
5,173
[_STR8]
Member since:
10-02-2016

OP, it's ok to not be as interested in the whole tournament scene as other people. However, applying to clans is like applying for a job. Present your best side. Put your suit on. You do not come off as very appealing when you say things like this.

holy_cannoli, on 11 August 2018 - 12:51 PM, said:

I won't lie to you, I'm probably not ever going to join your voice chat, I'm rarely, if ever, going to platoon & I'm not going to jump through any hoops.

I know you say you're not an ideal clan mate later in your statement, but clans are looking for people who are in it to better the group as a whole in some way.

STAR1 NA top 10 all-time ranked player - Blitzstars NA top 10 most winning all-time ranked player - Blitzstars NA top 10 highest career WN8 all-time ranked player - #1 ranked driver E75 STAR1 - Blitzstars 48 different vehicles with top 10 all-time NA WN8 - 35+ unique career 3000+ damage averages at high tiers - Captain of 3 top 8 NA tournament appearances - Content creator of map meta defining Blitz YT content - 1 of 3 Bushka masterclass candidates.

I am, the Dark Magician Girl

Sasquatch001 #8 Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:05 PM

Alpha Male

Players
20374 battles
137
[RAIN1]
Member since:
04-03-2014

slayer_____, on 11 August 2018 - 11:59 AM, said:

Then why join a clan? Are you looking for the discounts? Clans are looking for the exact opposite.

Exactly

dayton07277 #9 Posted 15 September 2018 - 07:24 PM

(SMH)

Players
26871 battles
4,152
[CROWN]
Member since:
09-13-2015

i contributed heavily to opening clan supply chests. i myself don't platoon much,but when i do its always with our better players.

and i learn from there play also.