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Meat_Locker #1 Posted 23 August 2018 - 12:20 PM

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My Dearest Assclowns,

 

Do you have any catch phrases, battle cries, quips or idiocy that you like to spam out during games? Due to the fact that I have a 13-year-old's sense of humor, I most certainly do.

 

Before battle countdown:

 

"Our newbs can beat your newbs" followed by, when receiving a response from Red: "We have more of them"

 

"Town is for clowns"

 

"How do you resupply automatically?"

 

Calling out something related to another map. Calling out "Falls" on "Faust" for instance. 

 

"Preparing Newb Wave 1"

 

"All Your Base R Belong to Us" especially during Supremacy mode. Only the old farts amongst us get this one.

 

During Countdown:

 

"Newb Wave 1 Deployed" or "Launching..."

 

When in Borsig (especially if facing lots of Lights on Red Team):

 

"Loading Garbage Can Launcher" followed by: "Garbage Cans Full of HE"

 

When losing/dead:

 

"We needed better newbs"

"You had the better newbs"

"Again, I've been proven wrong"

"Preparing Newb Wave 2"

 

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Share and catalog your own idiocy here.


Edited by Meat_Locker, 29 August 2018 - 10:09 AM.

 


Gavidoc01 #2 Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:01 PM

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Yo7

"Don't be a moron, don't go alone."

 

In a low tier battle when in a fast tank:

Leeeeeeroy Jenkins!!!

 

Followed by:

"At least I have chicken." When I'm killed or we lose.


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SpartacusDiablo #3 Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:07 PM

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I don't know who started it but "40%ers to town" always cracks me up.

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hawk85592 #4 Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:30 PM

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View PostGavidoc01, on 23 August 2018 - 01:01 PM, said:

In a low tier battle when in a fast tank:

Leeeeeeroy Jenkins!!!

 

That's usually my battlecry when I'm 1v7 in a light and red's in cap. Because rather than draw things out and get gangbanged while running away, I'd rather just charge in, throw the match, have a giggle, and get back to the garage and start a new match.
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cheesehead247365 #5 Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:50 PM

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"Hills" or "not town"

RockMonsterNo1 #6 Posted 23 August 2018 - 02:08 PM

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At the end of a game

 "gg?"

Gets an inordinate amount of people salty over a rhetorical question. xD



Fu_Manchu_ #7 Posted 23 August 2018 - 02:08 PM

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View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 23 August 2018 - 06:07 AM, said:

I don't know who started it but "40%ers to town" always cracks me up.

 

I'm a fan of this one too. I tend to send that out if the heavies ignore the call to hills/caves/dunes and start rolling to town.


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tanker070 #8 Posted 23 August 2018 - 02:53 PM

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After I get nuked in first min.

"Welp gg?"

 

When someone yoloed and died 

"His mom was calling"


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RoadKutter #9 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:44 PM

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I used to do ®Ghosted by the Kutter® when ever I had a good game and killed the last red. But since the chat is off it’s just directions now, but who follows those.

                         

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SchnauzerKampfwagenIV #10 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:48 PM

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__Crusader6__ #11 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:51 PM

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The [edited][edited]is [edited][edited]

 

 

I need to start getting royalties on 40%’ers to Town. 

Ive also added

Town is for Targets, dont be 1 


Edited by __Crusader6__, 23 August 2018 - 03:52 PM.

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ShootinSabot #12 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:53 PM

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View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 23 August 2018 - 06:07 AM, said:

I don't know who started it but "40%ers to town" always cracks me up.

I believe that was DrFerd of the iii clan who had that on a set of hot keys first. 


                                                             

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__Crusader6__ #13 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:56 PM

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View PostShootinSabot, on 23 August 2018 - 10:53 AM, said:

I believe that was DrFerd of the iii clan who had that on a set of hot keys first. 

 

Incorrect 
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ShootinSabot #14 Posted 23 August 2018 - 04:01 PM

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View Post__Crusader6__, on 23 August 2018 - 08:56 AM, said:

 

Incorrect 

 

Enlighten us.

                                                             

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milesonaught #15 Posted 23 August 2018 - 04:08 PM

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NO TOWN

boris55555 #16 Posted 23 August 2018 - 05:04 PM

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“Caves”
how many active clans do we have? Sound off: http://forum.wotblitz.com/index.php?/topic/100997-active-clans/

Herbie_N124 #17 Posted 23 August 2018 - 05:12 PM

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I get the best reactions to "no u" when someone is totally losing their chit.    I picked that one up here tho...not really my personal touch. 

 

When someone rages about a uselss / cr@p team, I hit up "all your terrible teams have u in common"

 

"...says the dead guy."  works wonders. 

 

"last to die alone hiding in a corner still loses" 

 

"rigged, I'm never on red"  

 

when I run into a what feels like a well coordinated attack by almost or all 7 red, "be careful, there's like 16 reds over there"  

 

riding a medium into a match with 2 or more KV-2's, "imma get derped, I can smell it."  

 

 

 

 

 

 



Absolute_Sniper #18 Posted 23 August 2018 - 05:14 PM

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After every full health ammo rack
“Night night”

Ironically nobody has ever raged at it.

BluesAllDay #19 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:00 PM

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     Why did I press battle again? I don’t type it but it is my battle cry.

Edited by BluesAllDay, 23 August 2018 - 06:04 PM.

 

 


tankeatingtiger #20 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:12 PM

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View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 23 August 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

After every full health ammo rack
“Night night”

Ironically nobody has ever raged at it.

Lol saw that one in your T-49 on the Mod 1. :teethhappy:

Can't really fashion a comeback after you get nuked.

 


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