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Meat_Locker #1 Posted 23 August 2018 - 12:20 PM

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My Dearest Assclowns,

 

Do you have any catch phrases, battle cries, quips or idiocy that you like to spam out during games? Due to the fact that I have a 13-year-old's sense of humor, I most certainly do.

 

Before battle countdown:

 

"Our newbs can beat your newbs" followed by, when receiving a response from Red: "We have more of them"

 

”Don’t be a goon. Head for the dunes!”

 

"Town is for clowns"

and when the inevitable clowns do ‘go town’: “Clown count: 3”

 

"How do you resupply automatically?"

 

Calling out something related to another map. Calling out "Falls" on "Faust" for instance. 

 

"Preparing Newb Wave 1"

 

"All Your Base R Belong to Us" especially during Supremacy mode. Only the old farts amongst us get this one.

 

During Countdown:

 

"Newb Wave 1 Deployed" or "Launching..."

 

When in Borsig (especially if facing lots of Lights on Red Team):

 

"Loading Garbage Can Launcher" followed by: "Garbage Cans Full of HE"

 

When losing/dead:

 

"We needed better newbs"

"You had the better newbs"

"Again, I've been proven wrong"

"Preparing Newb Wave 2"

 

==

 

Share and catalog your own idiocy here.


Edited by Meat_Locker, 07 March 2019 - 09:48 PM.

 


Gavidoc01 #2 Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:01 PM

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Yo7

"Don't be a moron, don't go alone."

 

In a low tier battle when in a fast tank:

Leeeeeeroy Jenkins!!!

 

Followed by:

"At least I have chicken." When I'm killed or we lose.


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SpartacusDiablo #3 Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:07 PM

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I don't know who started it but "40%ers to town" always cracks me up.

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hawk85592 #4 Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:30 PM

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View PostGavidoc01, on 23 August 2018 - 01:01 PM, said:

In a low tier battle when in a fast tank:

Leeeeeeroy Jenkins!!!

 

That's usually my battlecry when I'm 1v7 in a light and red's in cap. Because rather than draw things out and get gangbanged while running away, I'd rather just charge in, throw the match, have a giggle, and get back to the garage and start a new match.
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cheesehead247365 #5 Posted 23 August 2018 - 01:50 PM

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"Hills" or "not town"

RockMonsterNo1 #6 Posted 23 August 2018 - 02:08 PM

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At the end of a game

 "gg?"

Gets an inordinate amount of people salty over a rhetorical question. xD



Fu_Manchu_ #7 Posted 23 August 2018 - 02:08 PM

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View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 23 August 2018 - 06:07 AM, said:

I don't know who started it but "40%ers to town" always cracks me up.

 

I'm a fan of this one too. I tend to send that out if the heavies ignore the call to hills/caves/dunes and start rolling to town.


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tanker070 #8 Posted 23 August 2018 - 02:53 PM

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After I get nuked in first min.

"Welp gg?"

 

When someone yoloed and died 

"His mom was calling"


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RoadKutter #9 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:44 PM

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I used to do ®Ghosted by the Kutter® when ever I had a good game and killed the last red. But since the chat is off it’s just directions now, but who follows those.

                         

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SchnauzerKampfwagenIV #10 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:48 PM

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__Crusader6__ #11 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:51 PM

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The [edited][edited]is [edited][edited]

 

 

I need to start getting royalties on 40%’ers to Town. 

Ive also added

Town is for Targets, dont be 1 


Edited by __Crusader6__, 23 August 2018 - 03:52 PM.

 
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I think 5.5 was good for the game - But I also want my Kenny OP nerfed. 
Sorry I haven’t aced the Smasher yet - So I’m still ruining tier 6-8 

 


ShootinSabot #12 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:53 PM

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View PostSpartacusDiablo, on 23 August 2018 - 06:07 AM, said:

I don't know who started it but "40%ers to town" always cracks me up.

I believe that was DrFerd of the iii clan who had that on a set of hot keys first. 


                                                             

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__Crusader6__ #13 Posted 23 August 2018 - 03:56 PM

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View PostShootinSabot, on 23 August 2018 - 10:53 AM, said:

I believe that was DrFerd of the iii clan who had that on a set of hot keys first. 

 

Incorrect 
 
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I think 5.5 was good for the game - But I also want my Kenny OP nerfed. 
Sorry I haven’t aced the Smasher yet - So I’m still ruining tier 6-8 

 


ShootinSabot #14 Posted 23 August 2018 - 04:01 PM

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View Post__Crusader6__, on 23 August 2018 - 08:56 AM, said:

 

Incorrect 

 

Enlighten us.

                                                             

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milesonaught #15 Posted 23 August 2018 - 04:08 PM

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NO TOWN

I don't go town and I won't go down so WarGaming is just ******* with me when they built a town on a hill.

 

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boris55555 #16 Posted 23 August 2018 - 05:04 PM

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“Caves”

godzilla5599_warrior:

 “WG: pissing excellence :P


Herbie_N124 #17 Posted 23 August 2018 - 05:12 PM

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I get the best reactions to "no u" when someone is totally losing their chit.    I picked that one up here tho...not really my personal touch. 

 

When someone rages about a uselss / cr@p team, I hit up "all your terrible teams have u in common"

 

"...says the dead guy."  works wonders. 

 

"last to die alone hiding in a corner still loses" 

 

"rigged, I'm never on red"  

 

when I run into a what feels like a well coordinated attack by almost or all 7 red, "be careful, there's like 16 reds over there"  

 

riding a medium into a match with 2 or more KV-2's, "imma get derped, I can smell it."  

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Absolute_Sniper #18 Posted 23 August 2018 - 05:14 PM

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After every full health ammo rack
“Night night”

Ironically nobody has ever raged at it.

BluesAllDay #19 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:00 PM

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     Why did I press battle again? I don’t type it but it is my battle cry.

Edited by BluesAllDay, 23 August 2018 - 06:04 PM.

 

 


tankeatingtiger #20 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:12 PM

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View PostAbsolute_Sniper, on 23 August 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

After every full health ammo rack
“Night night”

Ironically nobody has ever raged at it.

Lol saw that one in your T-49 on the Mod 1. :teethhappy:

Can't really fashion a comeback after you get nuked.

 


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