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MaxxDamage #21 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:27 PM

    Lance-corporal

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Call meta but newbs do something different and die quick or we lose...

”Newbs had better plan!” in GC or 

”Left/Right all, it’s not hard”

 

Master of the obvious providing usless advice... “Thanks Rommel”

 

Tanks streaming one by one towards a well defended position and dying... “Next”

 

One tank hanging back watching and not engaging... “<tankname> you missing a good game” - not my own but I liked it so much I’ve adopted it.

 

 



hawk85592 #22 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:34 PM

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View PostHerbie_N124, on 23 August 2018 - 05:12 PM, said:

"...says the dead guy."  works wonders.

 

I've used variations on that one a lot. It shuts people up right quick.
"I like bumping fenders and putting my big gun in peoples faces." -- Adderall

SpartacusDiablo #23 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:35 PM

    Highly Illogical

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I find myself saying "you're dead, act like it" fairly often.

Find me on Discord, [SpartacusDiablo#7879]

Rest in Peace CJ.  You will be missed.


Blartch #24 Posted 23 August 2018 - 06:42 PM

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“I smell tentpoles”

“Enjoy your s’mores”

“I hate teams”

Jonny_applesauce #25 Posted 23 August 2018 - 07:43 PM

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View PostBlartch, on 23 August 2018 - 06:42 PM, said:

“I smell tentpoles”

“Enjoy your s’mores”

“I hate teams”

 

"hows the campfire"

WoT blitz is better than WoT PC imho because no arty and +/- 1 mm.

 

Jonny Applesauce


_Mendokusaii #26 Posted 23 August 2018 - 07:56 PM

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Tommy from my clan when he tells people to go hill on middleburg.
>>>> Leg day >>>>


_kell54_ #27 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:11 PM

    Senior Sergeant

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“Prepare for maximum Dickering”
“You got Dickered”
“DICKER DOWN!” (When I get killed).



Bellatormonk #28 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:16 PM

    Tinfoil Knight

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"40%ers go town, the rest right/left"

"Smells window licking good"

"I smell a failtown"

"Screen licking mode engaged" If in a low tier fast tank, I spin in the spawn with my "Leo" then take off once the window lickers pick a direction.

"Thanks for playing" after a single shot from derp cannon on scouts who peek as soon as battle starts.


Want to smile or laugh for the day, maybe even shoot coffee out your nose?  Click it...

1. https://imgur.com/a/nPWlNzw  2. imgur.com/a/8JuzgDc

 

 


_kell54_ #29 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:17 PM

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“[name] your 43 is showing”

“Only nubs die in reverse”

“Stop spamming” I find myself saying this a lot.

“”You don’t have to follow the spammer”

“Sorry guys, had to make it fair for them” when I yolo or do something stupid and die real quick.

_kell54_ #30 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:18 PM

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View PostButton2011, on 23 August 2018 - 07:56 PM, said:

Tommy from my clan when he tells people to go hill on middleburg.
>>>> Leg day >>>>

I’m stealing that ☝️ 



Meat_Locker #31 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:24 PM

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Hill on Middleberg: “Don’t be lazy. Everybody up!”

 

Mines: “Free beer on hill!”

 

“The Old ‘Die Last’ Plan. Works every time. Success!” for when that dude that has been camping uselessly the entire game is the inevitable last left alive. 

 


Edited by Meat_Locker, 07 March 2019 - 09:52 PM.

 


grazni #32 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:29 PM

    Lance-corporal

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"Invisible tanks?!" I can't help myself, when I'm killed by a camo'd TD.

"OMG, you killed Kenny!" When I get killed in my Ke-ni.

 

Love leg day, I've been there for that.



tedg5 #33 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:39 PM

    Tater salad

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When I’m derped early, “Ouch”

When we actually get the team to go hill, and quickly wipe out reds, “that children is why always hill”

:great:



SpartacusDiablo #34 Posted 23 August 2018 - 08:44 PM

    Highly Illogical

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I tend to be running away a lot in my lights. Periodically I get nailed during my tactical retreat... This usually leads to a "OUCH! Right in the taint!" over global chat.

Edited by SpartacusDiablo, 23 August 2018 - 08:45 PM.

Find me on Discord, [SpartacusDiablo#7879]

Rest in Peace CJ.  You will be missed.


SullBhit #35 Posted 23 August 2018 - 09:03 PM

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‘Seen the Easter egg on hill / in caves?’

 

’Town is only good for shopping’.... when team still goes town...’Lookin fine, ladies’

 

After getting ‘too slow’ response to hill call I’ll answer ‘Mentally?’

 

‘If u got balls.. go hill.’  When half team still goes town....  ‘That time of month, ladies?’

 

’Your participation trophy is on hill’

 

’Right/Left all’... when they go the other way... ‘Other right/left morons’

 

‘All 40%ers to cap/town/dock for slap fight’



Immel_man #36 Posted 23 August 2018 - 10:05 PM

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Let the blame game begin - during countdown

Oh good, a help spammer - to the inevitable sos sos sos

Hi - 1 shot 1 kill

Bye Felicia -when I kill that chit talking red

A+B = win - rockfield, dynasty pearl etc supremacy



SchnauzerKampfwagenIV #37 Posted 24 August 2018 - 04:35 PM

    If injured in battle please call Dr. S. Paul Abpraller III DVM E

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Ti**ies on hill. Steak and beer in caves. My teeth itch.

Herbie_N124 #38 Posted 24 August 2018 - 05:24 PM

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View Post_kell54_, on 23 August 2018 - 08:11 PM, said:

“Prepare for maximum Dickering”
“You got Dickered”
“DICKER DOWN!” (When I get killed).
 

 

I've seen a surprising amount of Dicker Max vehicles being utterly useless in battle.   Mentioning "Dicker Min." gets a chuckle.   
It's a game, not a d!ck.   Don't take it so hard.  

Lumpy_Goiter #39 Posted 25 August 2018 - 10:33 PM

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"Attention K-Mart campers!"

 



swampydoodle #40 Posted 25 August 2018 - 10:54 PM

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When I get destroyed - "balls" 

Camper - Nice view bud, sit and enjoy it.







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