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Bellatormonk #41 Posted 26 August 2018 - 01:14 AM

    Tinfoil Knight

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"The stench of Basura is strong in that one"

Want to smile or laugh for the day, maybe even shoot coffee out your nose?  Click it...

1. https://imgur.com/a/nPWlNzw  2. imgur.com/a/8JuzgDc

 

 


_Mendokusaii #42 Posted 26 August 2018 - 08:10 AM

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View Post_kell54_, on 23 August 2018 - 03:18 PM, said:

I’m stealing that ☝️ 

 

I stole it from him too



_Mendokusaii #43 Posted 26 August 2018 - 08:23 AM

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When I see a PCNR player- It is time to combine our forces for good, PNCR and PCNR.

PNCR player on the reds- No u pls lemme farm

PNCR player feeding- LUL NICE FARM

Me realizing it’s raxxy or vovko or another op pncr player- o damm, is matchmaking rigged agane?

General_pain_in_the_asp #44 Posted 26 August 2018 - 01:12 PM

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After I inevitably get roasted, I try to rally the survivors ( if they seem competent...) with a throwback to the original red dawn...."avenge me....BOYS....AVENGE MEEEE!!!!""

And I've been thinking about taking something from a character in Ernest Cline's book 'Armada' , and after every kill I make, throw a "Thank you" up into global chat....

 


Edited by General_pain_in_the_asp, 26 August 2018 - 01:15 PM.


Explixiit_ #45 Posted 06 January 2019 - 11:00 PM

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View PostLumpy_Goiter, on 25 August 2018 - 05:33 PM, said:

"Attention K-Mart campers!"

 

 

llololol

 


mY fAvOr!tE kEy On mY kEyBoArD iS 2    formerly known as Akadeadlytank

                                 

Spoiler

i like changing my profile stuff a lot 

 


AKWolf1 #46 Posted 07 January 2019 - 12:08 AM

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With the current clown play over the Christmas break it’s been “ let’s go lose another one fellas!”  

No_Whining_30daychatban #47 Posted 07 January 2019 - 05:39 PM

    Lance-corporal

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    01-16-2017

"I'm pooping"

 

Actually I am in day 3 of a 7 day chat ban, sorry TO



MarBearCat #48 Posted 07 January 2019 - 05:56 PM

    Pennsylvania's Favorite Cat!

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    11-13-2015

"CHARLIE MURPHY!"  \\\\\SMACK!/////

 


 

 

Heavy Is The Cat That's Carried!


BoomBoyGT #49 Posted 07 January 2019 - 06:11 PM

    Junior Sergeant

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I call anyone who makes a stupid mistake like trying to brawl with a Leopard PT A in a T95 a bot.

MarBearCat #50 Posted 08 January 2019 - 05:03 AM

    Pennsylvania's Favorite Cat!

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I usually throw out a "meow" to everyone and sometimes I
follow it with "clean my litter box" to the reds.

 

 

Heavy Is The Cat That's Carried!


JCC_74 #51 Posted 08 January 2019 - 09:11 AM

    Junior Sergeant

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    08-25-2018

During countdown:

"Death to all reds"

"Kill em all"

"Town is for shopping"

"Town is where your garage is"

"Cap makes you a target"

30-60seconds in without a spot:

"Marco"

"Yooo hooo"

 



Directionally_Correct #52 Posted 08 January 2019 - 05:43 PM

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    01-26-2016

Just the typicals.

Pregame direction: Caves..... NO TOWN.... Towns for clowns... don't be lazy head up...  <-----<<< or >>>------->

Ingame whiners: -geico ripoff-     Dead guys whine... it's what they do.

 



Kampfdackel #53 Posted 08 January 2019 - 06:26 PM

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    07-02-2014
Whenever I'm on Dynasty's Pearl I like to type:  I found Dynasty's pearl in my underwear..... it was brown.

TO_Dominator #54 Posted 08 January 2019 - 06:35 PM

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View PostNo____Whinning, on 07 January 2019 - 05:39 PM, said:

"I'm pooping"

 

Actually I am in day 3 of a 7 day chat ban, sorry TO

 

I had a 1 hour ban recently from yolo killing my own tank.

"Blitz" can't exist within a world of TDs.

No_Whining_30daychatban #55 Posted 08 January 2019 - 07:04 PM

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View PostTO_Dominator, on 08 January 2019 - 06:35 PM, said:

 

I had a 1 hour ban recently from yolo killing my own tank.

 

When we were on Normandy you said Hi and I couldn't respond. Just wanted to let you know that I saw it. Good to have you on the team.

TO_Dominator #56 Posted 08 January 2019 - 07:06 PM

    Divine Punishment

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View PostNo____Whinning, on 08 January 2019 - 07:04 PM, said:

 

When we were on Normandy you said Hi and I couldn't respond. Just wanted to let you know that I saw it. Good to have you on the team.

So that's why there was no reply... 

 

Good to see you too. :)


"Blitz" can't exist within a world of TDs.

Snyper1689 #57 Posted 08 January 2019 - 08:54 PM

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    09-09-2015

View PostGeneral_pain_in_the_asp, on 26 August 2018 - 07:12 AM, said:

After I inevitably get roasted, I try to rally the survivors ( if they seem competent...) with a throwback to the original red dawn...."avenge me....BOYS....AVENGE MEEEE!!!!""

And I've been thinking about taking something from a character in Ernest Cline's book 'Armada' , and after every kill I make, throw a "Thank you" up into global chat....

 

 

I can't walk past a security fence without yelling this quote.

 

Mine would in the garage with 3 tanks "in battle"



minitel_NA #58 Posted 08 January 2019 - 09:05 PM

    First Sergeant

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    12-19-2015

I got other set of lines for when I’m in a good mood but here are my spawn battle cries for the long nights when I feel lonely in my brains :

 

  • lose fast or lose faster ?
  • Use brains.
  • learn to play.
  • wow is this a new map ? playing tier 8 is so really cool !
  • (when in platoon, using world chat) go ahead mate, still need to flush and I’ll be here in a sec
  • die faster.
  • winning is over rated.
  • OMFG another team of townies.
  • Wow the graphics on this game are sweet !
  • turn off the TV please. (Alt : go watch TV instead! )

 

 


Edited by minitel_NA, 08 January 2019 - 09:06 PM.

Minitelrose visiting from EU, occasional player/forumer in the NA

 


Zwap49 #59 Posted 08 January 2019 - 09:07 PM

    Lance-corporal

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    12-09-2015

When I get taken out early  “ clean up in aisle 3 please, mops, aisle 3...... could say aisle one.

 



MarBearCat #60 Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:55 AM

    Pennsylvania's Favorite Cat!

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When I get 1-shotted by 

Mr KV-2

 

"Not gonna buff that out"


 

 

Heavy Is The Cat That's Carried!






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